CBAD International: Sandra Kubicka vs Elsa Hosk Jun 9, 2021 8:32:03 GMT -6 girlsfriday and Lookout! Boxing like this
Post by Vassago on Jun 9, 2021 8:32:03 GMT -6
Sandra Kubicka (Poland) vs Elsa Hosk (Sweden)
(Lioness Club vs Emilia's Empresses)
(11-3, 11 KO vs 5-7, 5 KO)
(BWO Rankings: #23 vs #42)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: This clash between two stunning blondes maybe doesn't influence the divisional landscape too much but it sells tickets on ultra-high demand instead! Miami-based Polish model Sandra Kubicka owns a terrific overall record and could yet upstage some odds in the foreseeable future meanwhile Swedish goddess Elsa Hosk takes pride from modelling the world's most expensive bra back in the day and claims she will smack the fellow blonde with room to spare tonight:
"Sandra is a nice looking girl but she's not in my league! I mean the Victoria's Secret league! There are true Angels like ME and annoying wannabees like HER! I'm simply the superior woman and I hope to rearrange her damn face in the ring! Bring it on, bytch!"
Sandra realizes Elsa carries a lot of pride around herself but dismisses her comments as delusional: "I know what the Victoria's Secret pecking order looks like! Lily Aldridge told me all about it! Elsa got dunked in oil wrestling backstage fights so often she's only kept there to make other girls looked good! Everyone needs a sexy punchbag in life and I'm gonna punch her until she begs me to stop! Is she ready for a no mercy treatment? I don't fookin' think so!"
Sandra Kubicka wears a red bikini set with white trim & white gloves. Long dyed blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Elsa Hosk wears a black bikini set & yellow gloves. Long blonde hair loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.
High-octane jabbing in the opening minute as both blondes jump into a slugging drill and try to overwhelm each other with plenty of venom. Elsa lands a couple of big shots right into Sandra's face but buckles underneath a looping response that nails her on each temple before the Polish model cranks up the volume and powers ahead with more crisp shots on target. Elsa blocks them with her face as her high-guard splits wide open and forces the Swede into a hectic retreat thereafter. Sandra hassles her foe into the corner where she plugs more leather upstairs and snaps Elsa's head back repeatedly until the Swede finally clinches the fellow blonde. Sandra still nicks in a couple of body shots en route to a 10-9 scorecard success.
Elsa responds with more accurate head-hunting attack to keep the Pole at bay early in the second... she loops enough leather around Kubicka's temples to send her into circling mode until one of these big shots actually finds the bullseye and wobbles the younger blonde to the side. Elsa closes her down immediately and barges into the jugs to make Sandra cry out in pain as the Swede dominates the subsequent phone booth exchange and backs her opponent into the ropes. Sandra fires back from behind the guard but Elsa holds the jabbing line and outworks the Pole by the numbers for remainder of the round so it's Kubicka who has to seek a clinching respite in the closing stages.
Both models keep hassling each other in heads up jabbing display and this time it's Sandra who finds the piledriver breakthrough as she rattles Hosk upstairs and bangs her on the brow ridge on the rebound. Elsa struggles to respond from her heels and gradually yields real estate until she's backed into the turnbuckle where Sandra mauls her in the jugs to follow a different path. Elsa tries to clinch the fellow blonde but gets busted on the jaw with a steady uppercut series and caves into an earmuff cover which only fuels the Pole's attacks come the final minute. All Kubicka in there as she keeps the Swede pinned in deep cover while pounding away at her exposed midriff as well. No wonder Elsa barks in anger at the bell as she falls 28-29 on the cards.
The back & forth slugging exchange continues as Elsa aims high to tag both temples and outmuscle Sandra after a quick clash of heads pauses the attack. Elsa recovers first and whacks the younger blonde on the chin and takes it from there before the Polish model can find her groove. The head-hunting blast leaves Kubicka yelping in pain as she gets cut across the nasal ridge and fails to match the Swede's intensity going away. Hosk clatters into her breasts as well and works downstairs for a change in the second minute before Sandra finally clinches her and drags into a lenghty wrestling struggle along the ropes. A couple of kidney shots make Elsa really angry as she shakes off the fellow blonde and nails her on the mouth. Another low harpoon finds the liver area and bends Kubicka into spasms but the clock expires just as Hosk was ready to add more steam and the ref has a hard time pulling her back!
Elsa seeks the ultimate breakthrough and tries to work on that cut across Sandra's nose but struggles to connect with the early shots which allows the Pole to outwork her on the counter-punching response instead. Kubicka whacks the Swede up the chimney and rattles more jugs that still makes Elsa look and sound uncomfortable. Sandra leans into her foe and plugs more uppercuts on the chest but Elsa refuses to back off and sends a harpoon double on the liver area hoping to pull the plug on the Polish resistance... she fails to land that intended liver blow though and eats a crippling double from the inside as Sandra bounces off her mounds and carries pure steam into her chin instead. Ugh! Elsa cries out as she gets smacked and fails to raise her arms when Kubicka steps up from the front (left) leg to hammer a proper power punch into her temple. Hosk bends to the side with a whimper and shoots over the Pole's head with her response... no time to reload as Sandra SMOKES her with a brutal chin shot that would make Adrianne Palicki proud!!! ELSA IS HURT!!! She stumbles forward with a whimper just so the younger blonde can add another jaw-shattering uppercut on target!!! HOSK IS LIFTED OFF HER FEET and crashes down in a heap with her arms collapsing by the side in extremely numb-ish fashion moments later!!! Uh-oh!!! She might be outta here, folks!!! She IS outta here!!! Ref waves off the count at five when he realizes the Swedish model has left the building!!! KO5 Sandra Kubicka!!!
AFTER: Big win for the Miami-based prospect who was ranked ahead of fellow Lionesses Lily Aldridge and Odette Yustman even before tonight's performance. BLONDE! Magazine calls Sandra the best lightweight nobody has heard about so far but the same can be said about her next opponent - Amy Willerton.
"The only way is up! Hot blonde models like me are always in demand and Boxing World Online must be looking at the right things! Top 20 here I come! (...) I know Amy wants to make a name for herself but she's not quite ready for elite contenders like me. I'm like one or two wins away from these big names calling me instead of Odette. And I did it the hard way! This will be a very exciting summer one way or another! Wish me luck!" (winks).
Official Result: Sandra Kubicka def. Elsa Hosk KO5.