Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Jul 31, 2016 20:05:40 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz and your NEW Unified Flyweight Champion, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we have a great card to wrap up the month of July..."
Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and a third of that action will take place in the lightweight division, where we'll see a rematch between Daniela Ruah and hard-hitting Rhona Mitra of my own stable, the Bazz fight club, along with the Asylum debut of another guest stable, Los Ingobernales, in the person of Natalie Eva Marie, who'll be taking on former lightweight champion Katy Perry!"
Tess: "And, Bazz and Los Ingobernales aren't the ONLY guest stables here tonight. We're also going to see the Asylum debut of Equipo Secundario, which will be represented by bantamweight beauty Emily Ratajkowski, who'll be stepping into the ring against Leven Rambin, and..."
McCarthy: "I'll take it from there, Walmart, because the OTHER Equipo Secundario fighter on the card tonight is Jessica Gomes, who's going to be climbing between the ropes to face one of Front Street's two REAL fighters, Leelee Sobieski!"
Cassie: "And, as usual, we have some indie fighters here as well, including one in my favorite division, the one I currently RULE, flyweight, where Olivia Thirlby will be making her FCBA debut against Kristen Stewart..."
Tess: "And, at bantamweight, we'll have another indie, Nikki Reed, who'll be going against fast-rising Chloe Bennet, who's making her return to the ring after some time off."
O'Dell: "Six fights. Four weight classes. Three guest stables. It's going to be a great card tonight, so get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'A Hot Summer Night At The Asylum'!"
Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and a third of that action will take place in the lightweight division, where we'll see a rematch between Daniela Ruah and hard-hitting Rhona Mitra of my own stable, the Bazz fight club, along with the Asylum debut of another guest stable, Los Ingobernales, in the person of Natalie Eva Marie, who'll be taking on former lightweight champion Katy Perry!"
Tess: "And, Bazz and Los Ingobernales aren't the ONLY guest stables here tonight. We're also going to see the Asylum debut of Equipo Secundario, which will be represented by bantamweight beauty Emily Ratajkowski, who'll be stepping into the ring against Leven Rambin, and..."
McCarthy: "I'll take it from there, Walmart, because the OTHER Equipo Secundario fighter on the card tonight is Jessica Gomes, who's going to be climbing between the ropes to face one of Front Street's two REAL fighters, Leelee Sobieski!"
Cassie: "And, as usual, we have some indie fighters here as well, including one in my favorite division, the one I currently RULE, flyweight, where Olivia Thirlby will be making her FCBA debut against Kristen Stewart..."
Tess: "And, at bantamweight, we'll have another indie, Nikki Reed, who'll be going against fast-rising Chloe Bennet, who's making her return to the ring after some time off."
O'Dell: "Six fights. Four weight classes. Three guest stables. It's going to be a great card tonight, so get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'A Hot Summer Night At The Asylum'!"