Post by Tractorpull on May 31, 2021 7:07:58 GMT -6
Tess walks into the HBO Lounge carrying as usual a jug of coffee and a large bag of Danish pastries. Jenny O,Dell and Cassandra Lynn get up, They greet each other with a hug. Jenny O and Cassie grab and pastry and a cup of coffee and go the table. Tess gets a coffee and stands deciding if she want to get two or three pastries. She takes two
Tess: “Mac coming?”
Jenny O; “ I was just told she has entered the building. She will be momentarily. Seconds later, . Mac walks in grabs a coffee and Danish and sits down”
Tess: Great job in your fight Mac. I know I predicted you would lose but I was rooting for you.
Cassie: I thought you had a chance of winning, but a first round KO, Wow, that was unbelievable
Mac: Did you hear that Walmart, First round, like round one. You know Walmart One, the number before three
Jenny O: “Well Tess got the fans talking about the “Trio”,
Mac: “What’s the Trio?”
Cassie: “Don’t you keep up with anything?”
Mac: “I know that we are doing well against the carnivorous. Lots of people getting the shots”
O”Dell: “Carnivorous? The word is not carnivorous”
Cassie: “Don’t bother, she hopeless”
Mac: “What’s the Trio?”
Cassie: “I got this idea. Wouldn’t be great to see three tall blondes walk in together. It sure would get a lot of attention
Mac: “Who is the trio”
Cassie: “The greatest blonde of all time and greatest fighter, Charlize who is 5’ 9 1/2”. Kate Upton, the great blonde at present and best fighter going now. She 5’10” and Tess Valmore, The queen of the FCBA press and undefeated club boxer who is 6’. Three tall gorgeous blondes. Quite a sight.”
Mac: I don’t think Perry would be happy with that. She beat Theron
Cassie: Perry knows the score.
Tess: The only reason she beat Charlize was a particularly vicious foul In the seventh. She won’t say a thing. Besides she is not Blonde
Tess: “There is a fourth, Cassandra Lynn, executive Vice President of Front Street and former flyweight champion. She’s not part of the trio because she is not blonde and is only 5’2”. She is master at planning. She will decide when the trio will show up and how. She will always precede the trio when we enter. She will decide what we will wear. You might say this is all a publicity gimmick, but do Charlize and Kate really need more publicity. It’s just a fun thing”
Mac: “The midget retired because she couldn’t beat anyone. If she does for the Trio what she did for Front Street, the three will go from famous to unknown in a heart beat. What a joke. Theron has ducked me for twenty-two years. Upton got her butt kicked by Kylie Jenner of all people and a reporter no one reads. They ought to wear strapless silver dresses and start a singing group although none of them can sing a note. There is a problem with that is because none of them have what it takes to keep a strapless dress on. None can compete with me, the greatest playmate of all time and Unquestionably the greatest blonde of all time and still the greatest fighter going”
Tess: You’re just jealous you didn’t make the cut. Cassie thought about you but you’re yesterday’s news. You had lost seven of your last ten when the decision was made. You’re even got KOed by Kim Kardashian. This all her idea. She thought about three tall blondes. You are not tall. She approached us with the idea and we thought it would be fun.
Mac walks over and picks up the bag of pastries.
Tess: “You going to eat all those?”
Mac: “I’m taking them so you won’t eat them. You are getting fat. What do you weigh. 210?”
Tess:“I weigh 140. Are you going to eat all those?
Mac: “I’ll probably eat all but one”
Tess: “But one?”
Mac: I’m saving one in case you get out of that chair. Then I will jam it up your, well let’s say. where the sun don’t shine”
Tess jumps up and Mac makes a mad dash for the door
Jenny O; I guess the meeting is over”
Tess: “Mac coming?”
Jenny O; “ I was just told she has entered the building. She will be momentarily. Seconds later, . Mac walks in grabs a coffee and Danish and sits down”
Tess: Great job in your fight Mac. I know I predicted you would lose but I was rooting for you.
Cassie: I thought you had a chance of winning, but a first round KO, Wow, that was unbelievable
Mac: Did you hear that Walmart, First round, like round one. You know Walmart One, the number before three
Jenny O: “Well Tess got the fans talking about the “Trio”,
Mac: “What’s the Trio?”
Cassie: “Don’t you keep up with anything?”
Mac: “I know that we are doing well against the carnivorous. Lots of people getting the shots”
O”Dell: “Carnivorous? The word is not carnivorous”
Cassie: “Don’t bother, she hopeless”
Mac: “What’s the Trio?”
Cassie: “I got this idea. Wouldn’t be great to see three tall blondes walk in together. It sure would get a lot of attention
Mac: “Who is the trio”
Cassie: “The greatest blonde of all time and greatest fighter, Charlize who is 5’ 9 1/2”. Kate Upton, the great blonde at present and best fighter going now. She 5’10” and Tess Valmore, The queen of the FCBA press and undefeated club boxer who is 6’. Three tall gorgeous blondes. Quite a sight.”
Mac: I don’t think Perry would be happy with that. She beat Theron
Cassie: Perry knows the score.
Tess: The only reason she beat Charlize was a particularly vicious foul In the seventh. She won’t say a thing. Besides she is not Blonde
Tess: “There is a fourth, Cassandra Lynn, executive Vice President of Front Street and former flyweight champion. She’s not part of the trio because she is not blonde and is only 5’2”. She is master at planning. She will decide when the trio will show up and how. She will always precede the trio when we enter. She will decide what we will wear. You might say this is all a publicity gimmick, but do Charlize and Kate really need more publicity. It’s just a fun thing”
Mac: “The midget retired because she couldn’t beat anyone. If she does for the Trio what she did for Front Street, the three will go from famous to unknown in a heart beat. What a joke. Theron has ducked me for twenty-two years. Upton got her butt kicked by Kylie Jenner of all people and a reporter no one reads. They ought to wear strapless silver dresses and start a singing group although none of them can sing a note. There is a problem with that is because none of them have what it takes to keep a strapless dress on. None can compete with me, the greatest playmate of all time and Unquestionably the greatest blonde of all time and still the greatest fighter going”
Tess: You’re just jealous you didn’t make the cut. Cassie thought about you but you’re yesterday’s news. You had lost seven of your last ten when the decision was made. You’re even got KOed by Kim Kardashian. This all her idea. She thought about three tall blondes. You are not tall. She approached us with the idea and we thought it would be fun.
Mac walks over and picks up the bag of pastries.
Tess: “You going to eat all those?”
Mac: “I’m taking them so you won’t eat them. You are getting fat. What do you weigh. 210?”
Tess:“I weigh 140. Are you going to eat all those?
Mac: “I’ll probably eat all but one”
Tess: “But one?”
Mac: I’m saving one in case you get out of that chair. Then I will jam it up your, well let’s say. where the sun don’t shine”
Tess jumps up and Mac makes a mad dash for the door
Jenny O; I guess the meeting is over”