Post by Tractorpull on May 8, 2021 12:55:36 GMT -6
TESS VAMORE
With all due respect to my mentor, The Wiz, let me remind you of what the word “return” means. It means that have already fought at the Asylum at least once. It also means they lost. A winner seldom gets a second chance at the Asylum
REXHA/MUDD. Rexha was at the Asylum nearly three years ago. She lost to Dennings. In fact, she has lost everywhere as her record is 0-5. Mudd lost her very first fight and now has compiled ten straight wins. By the way Mudd is social media personality. Just what is a social media personality? I avoid social media like the plague. Mudd will win
? vs ? Your guess is as good as mine. Well not really. I may know who one fighter is, but not the other and I am sworn to secrecy
JO JO/EILISH. Jo jo is a singer I don’t know. Her real name is Joanna Levesque. She has fought at the Asylum once. That was two years ago. She lost to McCurdy, who is no longer a member of Front Street. She has a 4-11 combined record and has lost eight of her last ten. Eilish is one of the newer members of Front Street. She won all of her eight bouts. They are the same height and age.
Eilish will win of course
GRANDE/DONNELLY. Grande has been to the Asylum twice Of course, she lost but then she has lost her last sixteen. She has a 5-20 record with her last win being in 2015. Donnelly has a 9-4 record but since joining Front Street in the beginning of last year she has a 7-1 record. Not only is her record better, but she is three inches bigger than Grande. Grande will chalk up her seventeenth straight loss.
KENDRICK/STEWART. Kendrick, as the publicity states, was a champion. That was four years ago. Since then she has a combined record of 3-13. That champion reference was simply to make Stewart look good in taking this challenge. I have to be careful what I say. I am barred from saying anything negative about Stewart, therefore I say nothing at all. I’m going down to the bar for this fight. Tell me when it is ove. Stewart will win.
CHARLI XCX/DENNINGS Charli XCX is another singer who I have never heard. She has a 0-4 record with two of her losses being at the Asylum. She is facing Dennings who will handle her third Asylum loss Dennings has a 44-14 record. She has won eight of her last nine with her loss being to Kosarin. Dennings has dropped to twelve in the bantam rankings after being in the top ten. I suspect Dennings is on the road to nowhere. She wins and compiled a great record, but wins over an opponent like this is not going impress a champion. Her position on the Front Street bantam bench is moving to third if she is not already there as Reinhart is coming on strong