HBO's Boxing At The Asylum
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Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Apr 30, 2021 18:46:25 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap Febuary with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "And, we'll be starting in the division where I rule, flyweight, with Arianny Celeste making her Asylum debut against Ariel Winter. And, then, we'll stay at flyweight to see Lindsey Pelas return to Asylum to take on yours truly!"
McCarthy: "And, if that isn't bad ENOUGH, then we'll move up to lightweight and be subjected to Chrissy Teigen against Katy Perry, followed by Lindsay Ellingson versus Gemma Arterton. But, it's not ALL bad. At least that FRAUD McMann isn't on the card tonight!"
Tess: "But, Sara Sampaio is. The Portuguese beauty will be making her Asylum debut against Kara Del Toro. And, we'll wrap with a fourth lightweight bout, this one featuring Bar Refa'eli against former Unified Lightweight Champion Taylor Hill!"
McCarthy: "Talentless. Toothpick!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, two weight classes and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Model Mayhem At The Asylum'!"
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