2. Ariel Winter vs. Arianny Celeste
Apr 30, 2021 18:44:48 GMT -6
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Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Apr 30, 2021 18:44:48 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"It's been too long," say Arianny with a shake of the head. "How have I never gotten a fight in the FCBA? Ridiculous. And, someone pays for that tonight."
"This girl," says Ariel with a smile. "She's actually got some physicals and some talent. But. She's not proving anything tonight, except that she can't stand in with me."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's..."
McCarthy: "AWFUL! TERRIBLE! Where does Weirdo GET this music?"
O'Dell (sighing): "The song is called 'Zoo' and the singer is the young lady coming to the ring right now, making her FCBA debut, the lovely Arianny Celeste!"
Cassie: "Celeste is an American, but, interestingly, she's had fights in the BBU, but never here in the FCBA..."
McCarthy: "Making her a TYPICAL Dancing Hooker Opponent...NO FCBA wins!"
O'Dell: "Celeste into the ring and helped off with the robe, and the crowd popping for the lovely Arianny in that pineapple yellow number. And, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' banging through the arena, and that can only mean the singer of this cover version of the song, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter is on her way to the ring."
Tess: "And, Winter one of the girls in this stable who needs to solidify her position in 2021, making a loss here nothing short of a disaster for her..."
O'Dell: "Ariel into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that curve-hugging white number we've seen before, and the crowd pops again..."
McCarthy: "Philly. Low standards..."
O'Dell: "Aaaaannnndddd, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Winter."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous in the first and, to no one's surprise, Winter looking to close and bang, but Celeste not having any at the moment. Arianny very athletic and she's got some reach and it's clear she plans to use those advantages in this one. She's popping that jab, moving very, very well..."
McCarthy: "See, this is what a girl who can MOVE like J-Mac can do against girls who aren't athletic..."
Tess: "I seem to remember that working VERY well for you against Neve...NOT..."
McCarthy: "I. WAS. ROBBED! And, SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys. Meanwhile, back in the ring, the older brunette having her way at the moment, sticking that jab in Winter's face, slowing her down, following on with quick flurries, then moving. This is very good stuff from Arianny, who's piling up the points right now..."
Cassie: "Definitely working her fight plan to perfection."
O'Dell: "Down the stretch we come and it's been all Celeste in the first, as Ariel can't get anything going. Not being allowed to penetrate, can't cut the ring. Result is Arianny having her way and she'll do so right to the bell. There it is, and there's no question about it. Celeste, wide."
Tess: "And up 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with Celeste on the move again, but Ariel finding ways past her defenses now, getting inside, working body. Arianny tying up in there, but Winter punching free and landing a SOLID right hook! That got Celeste's attention! And Winter going right back to the body."
McCarthy: "Celeste needs to bang back in there!"
O'Dell: "And, that's what she's doing now, but these are Winter's terms, and the older brunette is definitely coming up second best fighting on them. ANOTHER solid right hook from Winter! That one backed up Arianny, who tries to tie up again. Ariel levers, goes right back to the body..."
Tess: "Celeste showing some chin here, because both of those hooks were NASTY..."
O'Dell: "Winter digging at the ribs and midsection. Celeste tying up yet again. This time, she'll get a break from the referee and go back to moving. Ariel working forward, cutting the ring, going right back to the body. Again, Celeste ties up. Ariel a nice left hook and there's the bell. Winter. Wide."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Winter upping the pressure now. She's cutting the ring aggressively, getting in Celeste's grill in a MAJOR way. Arianny again trying to tie up, but Ariel punching free and landing another solid right hook! That backed the older brunette up and THERE'S ANOTHER AND CELESTE IS HURT!"
Cassie: "Did well to take that and stay on her feet..."
O'Dell: "Agreed, but that's cold comfort right now as Winter lets the hands go, banging away, driving her rival back into the ropes. Celeste in a high, tight guard and Winter TEARING into her exposed body, thumping away with both hands! Arianny crouching, trying to cover up and DOWN SHE GOES!"
Tess: "UPPERCUT!"
O'Dell: "A BLISTERING right uppie and Arianny crashes past Winter's left shoulder to nose in at her feet! Winter to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. This is going to be academic. Six. Seven. No movement at all from Arianny. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "Lucky. Just lucky."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, she caused some problems with movement early..."
Ariel (nodding): "Yeah, she's tall for the weight and she moves very well. Took me a minute to figure out how to get past her glove. But, once I did that, well. I took over."
Tess: "What's next for you?"
Ariel: "This year is about another title shot for me, so, whatever gets me closer to that, I'm up for it."
"It's been too long," say Arianny with a shake of the head. "How have I never gotten a fight in the FCBA? Ridiculous. And, someone pays for that tonight."
"This girl," says Ariel with a smile. "She's actually got some physicals and some talent. But. She's not proving anything tonight, except that she can't stand in with me."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's..."
McCarthy: "AWFUL! TERRIBLE! Where does Weirdo GET this music?"
O'Dell (sighing): "The song is called 'Zoo' and the singer is the young lady coming to the ring right now, making her FCBA debut, the lovely Arianny Celeste!"
Cassie: "Celeste is an American, but, interestingly, she's had fights in the BBU, but never here in the FCBA..."
McCarthy: "Making her a TYPICAL Dancing Hooker Opponent...NO FCBA wins!"
O'Dell: "Celeste into the ring and helped off with the robe, and the crowd popping for the lovely Arianny in that pineapple yellow number. And, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' banging through the arena, and that can only mean the singer of this cover version of the song, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter is on her way to the ring."
Tess: "And, Winter one of the girls in this stable who needs to solidify her position in 2021, making a loss here nothing short of a disaster for her..."
O'Dell: "Ariel into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that curve-hugging white number we've seen before, and the crowd pops again..."
McCarthy: "Philly. Low standards..."
O'Dell: "Aaaaannnndddd, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Winter."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous in the first and, to no one's surprise, Winter looking to close and bang, but Celeste not having any at the moment. Arianny very athletic and she's got some reach and it's clear she plans to use those advantages in this one. She's popping that jab, moving very, very well..."
McCarthy: "See, this is what a girl who can MOVE like J-Mac can do against girls who aren't athletic..."
Tess: "I seem to remember that working VERY well for you against Neve...NOT..."
McCarthy: "I. WAS. ROBBED! And, SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys. Meanwhile, back in the ring, the older brunette having her way at the moment, sticking that jab in Winter's face, slowing her down, following on with quick flurries, then moving. This is very good stuff from Arianny, who's piling up the points right now..."
Cassie: "Definitely working her fight plan to perfection."
O'Dell: "Down the stretch we come and it's been all Celeste in the first, as Ariel can't get anything going. Not being allowed to penetrate, can't cut the ring. Result is Arianny having her way and she'll do so right to the bell. There it is, and there's no question about it. Celeste, wide."
Tess: "And up 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with Celeste on the move again, but Ariel finding ways past her defenses now, getting inside, working body. Arianny tying up in there, but Winter punching free and landing a SOLID right hook! That got Celeste's attention! And Winter going right back to the body."
McCarthy: "Celeste needs to bang back in there!"
O'Dell: "And, that's what she's doing now, but these are Winter's terms, and the older brunette is definitely coming up second best fighting on them. ANOTHER solid right hook from Winter! That one backed up Arianny, who tries to tie up again. Ariel levers, goes right back to the body..."
Tess: "Celeste showing some chin here, because both of those hooks were NASTY..."
O'Dell: "Winter digging at the ribs and midsection. Celeste tying up yet again. This time, she'll get a break from the referee and go back to moving. Ariel working forward, cutting the ring, going right back to the body. Again, Celeste ties up. Ariel a nice left hook and there's the bell. Winter. Wide."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Winter upping the pressure now. She's cutting the ring aggressively, getting in Celeste's grill in a MAJOR way. Arianny again trying to tie up, but Ariel punching free and landing another solid right hook! That backed the older brunette up and THERE'S ANOTHER AND CELESTE IS HURT!"
Cassie: "Did well to take that and stay on her feet..."
O'Dell: "Agreed, but that's cold comfort right now as Winter lets the hands go, banging away, driving her rival back into the ropes. Celeste in a high, tight guard and Winter TEARING into her exposed body, thumping away with both hands! Arianny crouching, trying to cover up and DOWN SHE GOES!"
Tess: "UPPERCUT!"
O'Dell: "A BLISTERING right uppie and Arianny crashes past Winter's left shoulder to nose in at her feet! Winter to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. This is going to be academic. Six. Seven. No movement at all from Arianny. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "Lucky. Just lucky."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, she caused some problems with movement early..."
Ariel (nodding): "Yeah, she's tall for the weight and she moves very well. Took me a minute to figure out how to get past her glove. But, once I did that, well. I took over."
Tess: "What's next for you?"
Ariel: "This year is about another title shot for me, so, whatever gets me closer to that, I'm up for it."
