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CBAD: The Danish Connection Apr 24, 2021 12:10:30 GMT -6 girlsfriday and Lookout! Boxing like this

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Post by Vassago on Apr 24, 2021 12:10:30 GMT -6

Danish Supremacy Battle
Mathilde Gohler vs Caroline Wozniacki
(0-1 vs 6-6, 4 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: One might argue Karlie Kloss is the best Danish fighter in FCBA (just don't tell Nina Agdal that) but former tennis pro Caroline Wozniacki carries the extra international success value which makes her a desired target for someone like Mathilde Gohler who fell out of favor with the Sirens stable last season. Caroline has moved on from pure tennis boxing action and claims she can take down these lanky models anytime she wants so here's a great chance to boost her FCBA status - if her beatdown of Maria Sharapova on Fight Night Live a couple of months ago requires additional evidence. There can never be enough serviceable welterweights in our universe after all.

Mathilde Gohler wears a blue bikini set & black gloves. Long dark blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Caroline Wozniacki wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.

Round 1:
Mathilde gets straight down to business and buries her rival under a steady jabbing assault that Caroline manages to block with some stuborn high-guard but she defaults all the style points in the process as the model keeps backing her into the ropes where she unloads more slugging pressure. All Gohler here in the opening round and there's nothing Caroline can do about it; she's won with supreme defense on the tennis court but struggles to pack a mean punch as the younger blonde tries to chop her downstairs come the final minute. The earmuff cover can only help you as much and Mathilde has a field day thumping piston strikes into the exposed midriff to close out the round.

Round 2:
More of the same in the second; Mathilde gets an early jump in the jabbing lane and outworks the subdued Wozniacki with supreme numbers alone. Oh-oh! One of these numerous punches catches Caro flush on the jaw and wobbles her to her heels which only triggers another hectic assault from the dominant model. Mathilde gets vocal as she drives in more body shots to go around the high-guard before Caroline is dumped butt-in-ropes where she only finds her response. No other way than up and a late jabbing flurry finally stymies Gohler's charge but the model still has the last laugh when she belts Wozniacki in the navel and makes her gurgle in visible pain at the bell.

Rounds 3 & 4:
Caroline applies the phone booth attack and drags Mathilde into a lenghty jabbing exchange where the model simply can't stretch her elbows which affects her slugging prowess. She has to accept Wozniacki's terms and gets blasted on the ribcage several times before Caro nails her on the jugs and jumps into an uppercut series that forces Gohler to back out of the crowd-pleasing exchange wholesale. Wozniacki still owns the supreme mobility and chases the reeling foe onto the neutral corner where she connects with her jugs again before the same procedure gets resumed in the fourth. Mathilde struggles to embrace the jug muggin' attacks and loses the grip on the counter-punching swing which allows Wozniacki to score easy punches from the inside and force the model into a clinching stalemate come the final minute.

Round 5:
Mathilde cranks up the jabbing response but eats a stinger on the liver area and drops into cover; she bangs her head against the top of Caro's shoulder and the tennis vixen rips a harpoon series to cripple Gohler into more spasms. Ugh! Caro truly turns the table on her compatriot and hauls in an uppercut blast on the chin that sends Mathilde reeling onto the ropes. She spins out of the initial follow up but spends the second minute in desperate retreat as Wozniacki finds herself in the slugging lane and lands more aerial bombs to make her opponent look spooked for the lack of a better word. Gohler finally gets trapped on the turnbuckle again and succumbs to more gut shots as Wozniacki forges ahead on the cards with a relentless body assault. Ugh! Mathilde slumps into loud spasms at the bell so it's no wonder the retired tennis pro punches the air in delight!

Round 6:
Caroline feels like she can totally blow the doors off Mathilde now but gets caught by a seemingly wayward hook on the ear and wobbles into an uppercut blast herself. Gohler pounces on the sudden change of power and nails the fellow blonde with more quick uppercuts before she plugs her in the boobs as well. Caro tries to clinch the model instead of lashing back at her and eats another scything cross from the inside that sinks her on jelly knees on the spot. Mathilde duly clobbers her onto the ropes where she flips the jug muggin' switch and leaves Caroline nursing a sore chest as the tennis babe barely hangs on to survive the vicious ordeal. Ugh! Not many people expected such tactics - least of all Nina Agdal who joins the live commentary on social media.

Round 7:
Caroline is still hurting from all these JMD punches and avoids further damage only due to her supreme mobility. But Mathilde has truly regained her aggressive form and keeps hassling the older blonde around the area; she taunts her verbally and even BLONDE! Magazine can't get a handle on these Danish words but it must have rubbed Wozniacki the wrong way as she tries to recover in the final minute only to fall for Gohler's plan all along. The model beats the overhand approach and tears a small gash under Caro's left eye before she plugs her in the solar plexus... another belting harpoon finds the liver area and Wozniacki almost goes down right here - she wraps herself around Mathilde's waist and is rescued by the bell as the younger blonde shakes her off and issues another verbal tirade in her native tongue.

Round 8:
Mathilde lands another drilling series into Caroline's guts and cripples her into loud spasms before blowing right through the high guard to slam a proper power punch on the nose. Uh-oh! Wozniacki stumbles to the side and can't raise her mitts fast enough anymore as Gohler flies in with a booming double on each temple... Caroline gets stuck on her heels and chokes on her breath but just can't evade another scything cross on the jaw that DROPS HER FOR THE COUNT in jack-knife fashion! If this was 2013 then Wozniacki would have probably beat the count with room to spare but she remains on all fours and just can't shake off the daze anymore! Mathilde can hardly hold back the joy when she realizes the fellow blonde just won't make it back up!!! Cue in the Danish Supremacy hashtag - KO8 Mathilde Gohler!!!

AFTER: Raw power overcomes elite defense but Mathilde still had to work hard to score her maiden FCBA victory. She prefers to pose for the cameras rather than insult the fallen Caroline even further and both Danes eventually shake hands once Wozniacki gets back to her feet. The former tennis pro vows to return to action sooner before you know it because "she loves boxing" but it's Mathilde's moment in the sun and she takes a dig at her former stable claiming The Sirens released her prematurely: "They held on to Nina Agdal over at Vixens when she had some bad losses but couldn't keep me around? It's not like I asked for a raise? I'm gonna make sure they regret the decision, just hope to get some regular action! Wish me luck!"

Official Result: Mathilde Gohler def. Caroline Wozniacki KO8.

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CBAD: The Danish Connection Apr 24, 2021 12:11:18 GMT -6 girlsfriday and Lookout! Boxing like this

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Post by Vassago on Apr 24, 2021 12:11:18 GMT -6

Brooklyn Decker vs Karlie Kloss
(Lioness Club of America vs The Fighting Academy)
(54-20, 42 KO vs 19-18, 19 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Brooklyn Decker needed three months to physically recover from the Kate Upton welterweight championship war but she's ready to headline tonight's CBAD against Karlie Kloss. The Danish model might be the best fighter north of 130 lbs who is yet to claim the divisional straps albeit she was voted Welterweight of the Year by the always-doubtful Tractorpull Magazine back in 2016. Her career has tailed off since then to the point she got stopped by Lioness third-stringer Romee Strijd over 18 months ago but that was then and this is now! Karlie believes Brooklyn needs more time to lick the Upton wounds and she's ready to spoil the LCA party.

Brooklyn Decker wears a lacy black lingerie set & golden gloves. Long blonde hair loose & straight. Karlie Kloss wears a pink lingerie set & black gloves. Long dark blonde hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.

Round 1:
Both women take it easy at the start almost being afraid of each other's power supply but Brooklyn breaks the deadlock by blasting a left/right cross into Karlie's face which triggers a hectic exchange in the center of the ring. Only single punches make a clear connection at first before Brooklyn becomes more effective and outworks the Danish blonde to the point Kloss has to seek respite in mid-distance. Brooklyn delivers more head-hunting menace though and gradually pushes the fellow blonde onto the ropes where Karlie swings back in somewhat chaotic fashion which affects her precision. Decker weaves around those efforts and bangs another solid combo on the mouth to leave Karlie shaking her head at the bell.

Rounds 2 & 3:
Karlie jumps into a trigger-happy route during the next six minutes and snaps Brooklyn's head in more effective fashion as both women follow the slugging script and dish out impressive punishment indeed. Karlie gets vocal as she lands one punch after another into the American's face and her somewhat predictable attacks aren't exposed since Brooklyn struggles to embrace the initial impact and gets banged around the ring instead of building upon that promising opener. But Kloss can truly deliver a mean punch and her power-punching reputation goes a long way. Decker is happy enough to clinch the charging Dane and wrestles her along the ropes before a low strike in the groin area earns her a break late in the fourth. Karlie drops another harpoon on the liver area though and keeps the Ohio blonde pinned on the turnbuckle regardless.

Round 4:
Brooklyn storms back into head-hunting contention as both women settle for another aerial exchange however the pace of the fight slows down once first battle marks begin to appear on their faces. Brooklyn's lower lip gets busted up in visible swelling and Karlie nurses a small gash under the left eye too. The duck & weave action continues into the second minute before Brooklyn decides to go for it again and slams a left/right combo into the fellow blonde's rack. She plugs more shots in the area and backs the stunned Dane onto the ropes where Karlie traps the older model in a lenghty headlock and refuses to let go which earns her a warning from the referee. She spins away from a phone booth trap and leaves Brooklyn chasing her in a fruitless pursuit for remainder of the round.

Round 5:
Karlie lands the better overhand shots again and neutralizes Brooklyn in mid-distance which leads into another methodical aerial dispite from these two contenders. LCA coach Claudia Schiffer urges her fighter to become more agressive but Kloss keeps Decker honest with a booming right hand on the chin. It seems like Brooklyn truly hesitates to pull the swarming trigger which only allows the Danish model to outwork her through effective jabbing display down the stretch. However the damage factor is minimal and Decker tells her coach during the break she's got everything under control.

Round 6:
So much for that control as Karlie swamps Brooklyn into a head-hunting maze and gives her a nasty swelling around the left eye come the one-minute mark. The aerial attack cashes in as Decker gets stuck on her heels and gets banged up the chimney with Kloss backing her onto the ropes in speed dial fashion. The Ohio blonde tries to swing back but bounces off Karlie's forearms and runs out of real estate which traps her in a bad spot on the ropes. Karlie plugs her in the breadbasket and works the harpoon blast to fold Decker into loud spasms before a swift uppercut double dumps her on soft knees... another big left hook finds the jaw just before the bell and Brooklyn looks really vulnerable here as the bell spares her more punishment.

Round 7:
Karlie goes for the kill... and walks into a booming right hand as Decker's desperate swing stuns the Danish foe on the spot. Another quick hook tears into her chin and wobbles her forward just as Brooklyn drills her in the rack again. Uh-oh!!! Kloss cries out in pain and gets chopped on the liver with a submarine harpoon moments later... AND DOWN SHE GOES!!! What a shocking turnaround here in the seventh!!! Kloss ends up dropped on her knees and hugs the aching midriff as the count doesn't give her any favors either... she makes a desperate lung at eight but isn't quick enough and wobbles back onto the ropes when the ref shots "TEN!!!" Uh-oh!! It's all over and Karlie protests fall on deaf ears! KO7 Brooklyn Decker!!!

AFTER: Brooklyn shakes her head and gives coach Claudia Schiffer a long look before affording herself a wry smile. There are bad losses and ugly wins and this one falls into the latter category as Decker was behind on all cards before she landed that liver punch that dropped Kloss for the count. Meanwhile the Danish model still argues her case and refuses to accept the official verdict. The Fighting Academy crew claims she was robbed and the ref should have allowed her to continue even though the count reached ten with Kloss up on wobbly knees. BLONDE! Magazine agrees the Danish model still had some juice left in the tank but the Ohio model would have probably finished her off anyway.

Official Result: Brooklyn Decker def. Karlie Kloss KO7.