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Post by Vassago on Apr 15, 2021 14:10:21 GMT -6
FCBA returns to Waimea Bay on the Oahu island to contest a special boxing on the beach card featuring local favorite Nicole Scherzinger.
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Post by Vassago on Apr 15, 2021 14:10:49 GMT -6
  Brooke Burns vs Nikki Ziering
(Texas vs California)
(1-6-1, 1 KO vs 2-6, 2 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Baywatch flashback for Texas native Brooks Burns who returns to the Hawaiian beaches ready to wear the iconic red swimsuit once again. Meanwhile Nikki Ziering is still bitter she got passed over for the prominent role all those years ago and indicates she was better qualified for the job than the likes of Brande Roderick, Donna D'Errico or Brooke Burns indeed: "Mr. H totally missed the call on some of these scrubs! I mean how the hell can you choose Brooke fookin' Burns over ME?!? Grr... I'm gonna set the record straight and punch that cow straight out of her damn swimsuit tonight!" Brooke dismisses the fellow blonde's comments and claims: "Your loud mouth is what kept you on the bench! It's time someone shuts you up for good!" Brooke Burns wears a red one-piece swimsuit & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Nikki Ziering wears a turquoise bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair loose & straight. Both women are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division. Round 1: Both women charge at each and try to set the jabbing tone early but Brooke's slightly longer reach gives her the edge and allows her to pick the fellow blonde off in dominant fashion. Nikki gets blasted up the middle and drops to her heels while Brooke keeps pounding her upstairs and rocks her head back & forth until the former Playmate has to yield real estate on purpose. Ugh! Nikki groans out in anger but she struggles to tame Brooke's aerial onslaught and her reaction only fuels the Texan's aggressive approach. Burns clobbers the subdued blonde back to the ropes where she plugs her in the chest which slumps Ziering into an earmuff cover; Brooke gets vocal as she lands more body shots and leaves Ziering totally exposed come the bell. "Take that, bytch! No wonder Baywatch was too much for you!" Round 2: Nikki mounts a jabbing recovery as she manages to clip Brooke's chin with a quick shot and piles more pressure into her body taking advantage of the Texas blonde getting stuck in the sand for a moment. Nikki harpoons the exposed midriff and leaves Burns staggered on her heels before she beats her for a swift uppercut on the chin. Ugh! Brooke stumbles back to the ropes and can't deke to the side fast enough as Ziering catches her with a booming right hand on the nose... Uh-oh! Brooke bends to the side with a loud whimper and allows the older blonde to smash her on the exposed liver area which keeps her trapped in the corner for remainder of the round! Nikki barks in her chopping efforts as she lands a a harpoon series to almost floor Burns in the dying seconds of the round but the former Baywatch bunny just avoids the disaster as Nikki refuses to stop punching her in the gut even after the bell which earns her a warning from the referee. Round 3: Brooke tries to beat the fast-moving Nikki for the initial punch but speed tops range and Ziering slams a nasty left/right combo into the Texan's jaw which cripples Burns upon impact! She wobbles forward with a whimper just so Nikki DRILLS her with another uppercut bomb on the chin!!! DOWN GOES BROOKE!!! The younger blonde gets dropped to her backside and gets sand kicked into her eyes by the visibly buoyed Cal blonde! "Stay down, bytch!", Nikki shouts at the fallen opponent and it's a slow recovery for Burns who gets up at seven but looks rather vulnerable as she avoids eye contact with the referee. Nonetherless she's given the go ahead and Ziering scampers across the sand to resume the hooking menace. She clips Brooke's chin with a couple of shots and drives her onto the ropes where the Texan simply wilts under the slugging pressure and gets her high-guard destroyed within seconds... she tries to clinch the older blonde but eats more hooks across the mouth and spins onto the turnbuckle... she can't raise her arms fast enough so Nikki adds another brutal hook on the ear that renders the Texas blonde numb... AND THE REF JUMPS IN to prevent Burns from getting totally blown out here!!! TKO3 Nikki Ziering!!! AFTER: These cougar bouts usually don't last long and punching resistance becomes a paramount issue once again. Brooke looked serviceable when she landed most of the punches but got blitzed once Nikki took over the slugging duty. Whether Ziering remains bitter over the Baywatch snub is for someone else to decide yet she still bounced back in style after getting pounded into defeat by Joanna Krupa earlier this year. This suggests Nikki will seek more opportunities in beach boxing going forward and calls out Denise Richards as the intended victim already! Official Result: Nikki Ziering def. Brooke Burns TKO3. |
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Post by Vassago on Apr 15, 2021 14:11:46 GMT -6
  Nicole Scherzinger vs Olivia Culpo
(30-30, 24 KO vs 1-0, 1 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Nicole Scherzinger has fallen on hard times in recent years but she's always ready to defend the unofficial Queen of the Beach title even if native Hawaiians are the only ones who actually recognize it. That's hardly a problem for ex-Miss Universe Olivia Culpo who returns to beach boxing action after blasting out Rose Bertram on her debut back in January: "I'm sooo excited to have another crack at this thing! Nicky is still money! Her results are... shall we say disappointing lately but her net worth is still huge so of course I want to knock her out! That's gonna be an awesome fight! Wish me luck, everyone!" Nicole realizes she's getting picked off as "go-to-girl" but Waimea Bay is one place she calls home so there are no excuses tonight: "I can drop these VIX PPV guest appearances but no wannabe bytch like Olivia is gonna drag me across my own piece of sand! Forget about it! She's eating dust tonight and that's frickin' official!" Nicole Scherzinger wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Olivia Culpo wears a crimson red bikini set & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair wet & straight. Both women are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. Round 1: Olivia lets Nicole play by house rules in the opening round but avoids significant damage as the older brunette cranks up the numbers but lacks genuine power supply to stun the athletic foe with a big punch. Both women trade strikes in close range and one could see how determined Nicole is to shake off the punchbag label but she fails to make a lasting impact on Culpo's toned abs and doesn't land that big punch upstairs either. Olivia bumps her off in jug-to-jug contact before landing a meaningful response over the top but still has to circle around the sand as Scherzinger seeks the slugging missile solution. Olivia might give up real estate here but she makes Nicole look rather chaotic than effective so she has every reason to smile at the bell with Nicole kicking sand in frustration. Round 2: Nicole tries to impose her jabbing presence but Olivia stymies her with a quick overhand response and displays supreme speed to swamp the older brunette into a hooking storm that glues the local favorite to the spot. Nicole scowls in pain as she eats ruthless punches up the middle and fails to break free from Culpo's slugging maze until she gets thumped butt-in-ropes and has to clinch the pageant winner in order to survive. However Olivia switches her targets and plugs the singer in the guts and Nicole slumps into a shrieking disarray unable to take the body assault heat which allows Culpo to reign supreme come the final minute. She digs the left elbow into Scherzinger's rack and thumps more vicious harpoons into the exposed midriff leaving the Hawaiian stunner crippled at the bell. Uh-oh! So much for the home court advantage then! Round 3: Olivia anticipates a slugging response from the local favorite but Nicole can't quite find it and spends the opening minute in a fruitless chase around the ring. Olivia refuses to go for the slam dunk finish but she's only in her second FCBA fight ever so let's spare her the criticism especially that her mobility alone works around Scherzinger's aggressive efforts. Meanwhile Nicole lands some single punches here and there but eats immediate counter-strikes over the top and almost trips over her own feet when Culpo applies more pressure during the final stretch. Both women lock horns in the proverbial phone booth where Olivia outmuscles the singer and drives her against the turnbuckle where she plugs more harpoons into the breadbasket to leave the singer scowling in discomfort again. Round 4: Nicole flies in with a nasty left/right cross on each temple but fails to follow through and Olivia just isn't rattled by this double so she fires a booming upprcut on the singer's jaw to drop her on the heels straight away... Nicole tries to send another cross from the back foot but Olivia beats her for a scything hook on the mouth and then rips a brutal harpoon into the exposed solar plexus to render Scherzinger breathless upon impact. Ugh! Nicky is hurt!!! The Hawaiian babe fails to raise her head and bumps into Culpo's chest while the younger brunette finds a hole to slam another submarine shot on the liver... AND NICOLE CRASHES DOWN ON HER KNEES with a loud whimper moments later!!! Olivia struts back to her corner and enjoys how the black-haired cougar freezes into embrional position with her head resting against the sand. Ugh! Even the slowest of counts can't save the Hawaiian pride anymore!!! Nicky is down and very much out for the count!!! KO4 Olivia Culpo!!! AFTER: Olivia rests against the ropes and prefers not to rub anything into the fallen singer who is still down on all fours long after the count has passed her by: "Hey, I told everyone she is still money! Nine out of ten elite contenders wouldn't survive that liver shot either. I'll let someone else judge how well I'm doing!!! Right now I'm having so much fun!!! And I'd like to thank the Lioness Club gym for hosting me as guest fighter the last few weeks! They have some awesome girls who help me improve my boxing skills! I can't wait to get back and tell Joanna Krupa I won the damn bet! Since I managed to knock Nicky out in less than five, Joanna will have to fight me next! I hope she's ready!" (winks). Official Result: Olivia Culpo def. Nicole Scherzinger KO4. |
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