Post by Tractorpull on Mar 31, 2021 8:36:56 GMT -6
Cassandra Lynn and Jenny O’Dell are in the HBO lounge waiting for their two broadcast mates to arrive. Jenny McCarthy walks in
Mac: “Where’s Walmart?”
Cassandra Lynn: She on her up. She will be here momentarily
Tess walks in carrying a big bag of chicken biscuits and a large jug of coffee. She fills her pint insulated mug and grabs two biscuits. Mac gets up and grabs a biscuit and a paper cup of coffee
Tess: Gee Mac,” I’m surprised you got a biscuit”
Mac: ‘Why? I got to eat”
Tess: I thought you would be eating soft foods because of the way Kate punched you out. You know there is chicken in the biscuit”
Mac: “You just shut up”
Tess: “No really you shouldn’t have selected Upton as your opponent. She’s bigger, heavier and 19 years younger. Plus she is the welter champion and she hits a ton.”
Mac: “You want to know why I lost? Well I’ll tell you. The f—kin bar ran out of Guinness. Can you image an Irish bar running out of Guinness on St Paddy’s Day? They started giving me Bud Light. Can you imagine, Bud Light. Nobody can fight drinking Bud Light. I’d prefer cyanide to that stuff. You drink Guinness and you can feel strength flowing through you body. That Bud stuff, you can feel your strength screaming to escape”
Cassie: “Like Delilah getting Samson’s hair cut off”
Mac: ‘ Who?”
Cassie: “A big strong guy” His strength was in has hair so Delilah, his beautiful girl friend ,had his hair cut off. Delilah kind of looked like Tess”
Tess:” Now just a minute BFF”
Cassie: “I thought that would get your attention. I noticed your mind was somewhere else”
Mac:: “Her mind if she has one, is always somewhere else”
Tess: “At least I’m not 48 years old and dumb enough to fight Upton”
Mac: “You know that yellow streak running down your back looks like a six lane divided interstate”
Tess gets up and walks over to Mac: “Say that one more time”
Mac standing up: “That yellow streak…
Jenny O: “You two stop it and I mean stop it now. Tess, stop being a bully”
Tess” “She called me a coward”
Jenny O: I don’t care. Since when do you believe anything she says. SIT DOWN NOW”
Cassie: “I’ve got something for you now. It was just delivered”
Mac: “Great what is it”
Cassie: “Miller Light”
Mac: “I getting sick” as she dashes to the bathroom
Mac: “Where’s Walmart?”
Cassandra Lynn: She on her up. She will be here momentarily
Tess walks in carrying a big bag of chicken biscuits and a large jug of coffee. She fills her pint insulated mug and grabs two biscuits. Mac gets up and grabs a biscuit and a paper cup of coffee
Tess: Gee Mac,” I’m surprised you got a biscuit”
Mac: ‘Why? I got to eat”
Tess: I thought you would be eating soft foods because of the way Kate punched you out. You know there is chicken in the biscuit”
Mac: “You just shut up”
Tess: “No really you shouldn’t have selected Upton as your opponent. She’s bigger, heavier and 19 years younger. Plus she is the welter champion and she hits a ton.”
Mac: “You want to know why I lost? Well I’ll tell you. The f—kin bar ran out of Guinness. Can you image an Irish bar running out of Guinness on St Paddy’s Day? They started giving me Bud Light. Can you imagine, Bud Light. Nobody can fight drinking Bud Light. I’d prefer cyanide to that stuff. You drink Guinness and you can feel strength flowing through you body. That Bud stuff, you can feel your strength screaming to escape”
Cassie: “Like Delilah getting Samson’s hair cut off”
Mac: ‘ Who?”
Cassie: “A big strong guy” His strength was in has hair so Delilah, his beautiful girl friend ,had his hair cut off. Delilah kind of looked like Tess”
Tess:” Now just a minute BFF”
Cassie: “I thought that would get your attention. I noticed your mind was somewhere else”
Mac:: “Her mind if she has one, is always somewhere else”
Tess: “At least I’m not 48 years old and dumb enough to fight Upton”
Mac: “You know that yellow streak running down your back looks like a six lane divided interstate”
Tess gets up and walks over to Mac: “Say that one more time”
Mac standing up: “That yellow streak…
Jenny O: “You two stop it and I mean stop it now. Tess, stop being a bully”
Tess” “She called me a coward”
Jenny O: I don’t care. Since when do you believe anything she says. SIT DOWN NOW”
Cassie: “I’ve got something for you now. It was just delivered”
Mac: “Great what is it”
Cassie: “Miller Light”
Mac: “I getting sick” as she dashes to the bathroom