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Tale of the Tape
Catherine Zeta Jones
Age 51
Height 5’8”
63-50-6
Reebox Lightweight title
Maxim Lightweight title
Charlize Theron
Age 45
Height 5’9 1/2”
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
BEFORE
Catherine Zeta Jones is at the podium. As usual, Charlize is in the background
Catherine: “I believe I am the only fighter in history to knockout Charlize Theron in my first fight. That was 22 years ago. February 6, 1999 to be exact. She didn’t last four rounds. I knocked her out in the middle of the fourth. She was a veteran fighter at the time. It was her fourth fight. Three years later, I pounded her out against the ropes for a TKO win. She lasted about halfway through the fifth. Those are the good memories. I won’t go into the rest. When I heard she was looking for cougar fights, I sent word that I wanted another shot at the Golden Goddess. She sent word that she thought I was a little old. Can you imagine that. Well here I am and I intend to show her just what “old” can do. I intend to knock her out and make her apologize for the “old” comment”
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As always, Theron has nothing to say. She just smiles at her opponent and give her a hand wave.
THE FIGHT
CZJ comes into the ring wearing a black bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is in a bun. Charlize is in the same old creme bikini with creme gloves and black boots. Her hair is in cornrows. Some fans are getting tired the creme bikini and are clamoring for something different
Round 1 The two meet in the center of the ring, touch gloves and back off. There isn’t going to be any surprises. These two know each other quite well They circle eyes glued on each other. Theron makes the first move with her usual opening right jab to CZJ’s face. Jones shakes it off and moves in with a right-left to Theron’s midsection. Charlize steps in with a right hook to the jaw and Cat nails her blonde opponent with a left to the face. Cat’s in close now with a hook to the chin. Charlize comes back with a right upside Jone’s head. The two stay in close exchanging straight punches to each other’s face. A sweeping right from Jones narrowly misses the blondes chin. Charlize steps in with a right to Jone’s midsection and then a left. Jones responds with right cross to Theron’s head. Theron is back with a left-right combination that knocks Jones back a couple steps. Charlize follows up driving Jones into the ropes. She lands left to the body and a right to the jaw. A right lands between Jones’ eyes but before Theron can follow up the bell sounds
Round 2. Once again, the two start the round by circling each other, watching, waiting for one to make a move. It’s Theron who makes the move, but her left jab slides by Jone’s head and Cat steps in and drives a pair of hooks into Charlize's midsection. The blonde is slow in retaliating and Jones lands a right hook to Theron’s chin. Theron’s legs do a shimmy. Theron Is hurt. Jones moves in the a hard jab to the face and another and a third as she drives her opponent into a corner. She has Charlize trapped and goes to work rips one punch after another into the Goddess’s body. Theron can’t get punching room as Jones move up to rips a couple hooks into Charlize's chest. Charlize is trying to get her gloves on Jone’s shoulders to push her back. Jones is in so close her head is resting on Charlize’s shoulder as she punches away at the blondes body. Charlize is desperate as Jones starts pumping one punch after another into Theron’s breasts. Charlize is try to get her arms up enough to get to Jone’s midsection but Jones stays in close and continues to pump punch after punch into Theron’s body. She can hear Charlize gasping for breath, she can see pain showing in Theron’s eyes. She knows she has the blonde ready for the KO punch. Unfortunately for the brunette the ball rings. Jones is quick to her corner and watches Charlize wander back to hers. In Theron’s corner, the blonde has to endure a lecture from Lawrence
Round 3. Jones is out of her corner quickly while Theron is slow getting off her stool. Charlize is barely up when Jones is all over her raining punches to her face and moving down to the chest and then back up. Charlize is just taking but she is still on her feet. Jones steps back and takes a breath. Theron takes advantage and she moves to the center of the ring. Jones follows and beats Theron to the punch with a pair of hooks to the jaw. Charlize staggers back, but comes up with a power right uppercut. It misses and Jones nails the blonde with a hard right to the chin. Charlize’s legs buckle and she pitches forward crashing to the canvas face down. The GODDESS IS DOWN. The count starts. At three Theron is pushing herself up.At six she is on one knee. At nine she is up, but reels into the ropes. The referee is looking at her eyes, He asks what town they are in. He gets the correct answer and lets the fight continue. Seeing Theron on her feet sends shock waves though Jones. She’s tired. She pretty much punched herself out. She takes a deep breath and is going to try and end it. Charlize is laying in ropes, but still has some mobility. As Jones attacks, Theron does a good job of swaying back and forth avoiding the punches. The bell calls a halt to the round. In CZJ’s corner there is a great deal of optimism. Surely the GOAT can’t take much more. In Theron’s corner, there is also optimism. She has taken all that Jone’s has thrown and is still in the fight.
Round 4. As the round begins two questions may determine the out come of the match How much does Jone’s have left in her tank and how much more punishment can Theron take. They are both slow coming out of their corners. In the first minute it seems like a dancing contest as both move in and out faking punches, but nothing of any significance lands. Finally, Theron moves in with a right cross. Jones responds with her own right and the two are toe to toe.punching away at each other, hooks to the body, crosses to the head, straight punches to the chest. Charlize is getting the best of it as Jones seems to go weary. An overhand right from the blonde lands on Jone’s forehead and a straight left sends Jones back into the ropes. Charlize fakes a left to the face and when Jones raises her guard, Theron plunges a right into Jones solar plexus. Jones has one arm up guarding her face and the other across her stomach leaving one part of her body totally open, her chest. Theron immediately seizes the moment and start ripping punch after punch into Jones’ chest. Jones guard drops and Theron goes back to using Jones's’ head for a punching bag. Jones is sagging in the ropes apparently helpless. The referee starts to move in however the bell saves Jones for another round In Catherine’s corner her crew is working on her anxiously. In Theron’s corner, she is getting another lecture from Lawrence, who is complaining that Charlize could have ended the bout with one big punch and didn’t. Could be a serious mistake
Round 5. Once again they are cautiously circling watching each other. While both are tired and beat up neither now seems close to being finished. Jones, for once takes the offensive moving quickly in and driving a pair of hooks into Theron’s body. Theron responds with a left cross to Jones’ head. Jones is willing to trade and she smacks Charlize in the face with a left. Jone’s lands a another left cross. Charlize responds with her own left only to tale a right from Jones. The crowd is on its feet as the two pound away at each other only two feet apart. Once again Theron is getting the better part of the exchange and finally a Theron right send Jones back towards the ropes. Charlize sees she has her opponent ready to go and moves in to end it. She misread Jones’ condition and CZJ unleashed a right cross that turns Theron around sending her into the middle of the ring. Jones is on her with another right cross, then a left and it’s Charlize who is now on the ropes. Jones is not going to make the mistake that her opponent did. She is methodically taking her opponent apart with well placed punches. Theron is in trouble. She against the ropes taking punch after punch. She swaying, but her gloves are up trying to protect her head.. The referee doesn’t seem concerned and fight goes on, but for only seconds as the bell rings. In round four, it saved Jones. In round five, it saves the Goddess. In Theron’s corner, Charlize tells Lawrence she doesn’t want to hear it. She is well aware of the status of the bout. They are at the halfway point and Jones is winning on points.
Round 6. They both move to the center of the ring. They moving a little slower as the punishment it taking its toll. Charlize uses her slight reach advantage with jab to Jones’ face. Jones responds with a right to Theron’s head. Theron’s legs wobble and Jones closes quickly in an attempt to end it. Jones lands a left cross to Theron’s head and Charlize comes a back with a hook the jaw. Jones loads up for a sweeping right cross to end the fight. That’s as far as she gets asTheron drives a pair of hard hooks into her solar plexus. As Jones hands drop to cover her tummy, Theron moves up with a left-right to the chest and then the same combination to Jones’ jaw. Theron sees Jones’ legs buckle and she drives a picture perfect right hook to the point of Jones’ chin. Jones start to pitch forward when the blonde lands a right uppercut to the chin. Jones straightens up and then collapses to the canvas on her back. Charlize stands over her opponent until the referee send her to her corner and starts the count. Jones is able to roll over on her side. She lifts her head off the canvas but that is as for as she gets. It’s over. Charlize doesn’t raise her hand in victory nor does she celebrate. She won the fight, but she knows that could well be her lying there being attended to by her corner
Charlize Theron defeats Catherine Zeta Jones KO6
AFTER
Charlize is at one table with Lawrence and Robbie while CZJ is at another with he management.
Charlize “ Catherine I hear you wanted me to apologize for saying you were too old. Well I apologize. You brought it all on tonight just like you did back in 2004. I was lucky to win that fight and maybe I was lucky tonight although I prefer to think that I was the better fighter and luck had nothing to do with it. You know you could do well in fighting cougars. You should do it” and then Theron smiling adds “unless you feel you are too old”
CZJ “I gave you all you could handle tonight. You know you are not exactly a rookie and 28 year of age as when we last fought. I have to hand it to you, you can still take a heap of punishment. As Jenny McCarthy keeps saying age is nothing, but a number. Oh my lord, did I just quote Jenny McCarthy? Tell me I didn’t do it. I can see the headline in the London Times. Academy Award winner quotes Jenny McCarthy. The Queen will have a fit. Can we edit this post-fight appearance? What? We are live? Guys we need damage control. Get on it. Sorry Charlize I have to go”
Catherine Zeta Jones
Age 51
Height 5’8”
63-50-6
Reebox Lightweight title
Maxim Lightweight title
Charlize Theron
Age 45
Height 5’9 1/2”
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
BEFORE
Catherine Zeta Jones is at the podium. As usual, Charlize is in the background
Catherine: “I believe I am the only fighter in history to knockout Charlize Theron in my first fight. That was 22 years ago. February 6, 1999 to be exact. She didn’t last four rounds. I knocked her out in the middle of the fourth. She was a veteran fighter at the time. It was her fourth fight. Three years later, I pounded her out against the ropes for a TKO win. She lasted about halfway through the fifth. Those are the good memories. I won’t go into the rest. When I heard she was looking for cougar fights, I sent word that I wanted another shot at the Golden Goddess. She sent word that she thought I was a little old. Can you imagine that. Well here I am and I intend to show her just what “old” can do. I intend to knock her out and make her apologize for the “old” comment”
.
As always, Theron has nothing to say. She just smiles at her opponent and give her a hand wave.
THE FIGHT
CZJ comes into the ring wearing a black bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is in a bun. Charlize is in the same old creme bikini with creme gloves and black boots. Her hair is in cornrows. Some fans are getting tired the creme bikini and are clamoring for something different
Round 1 The two meet in the center of the ring, touch gloves and back off. There isn’t going to be any surprises. These two know each other quite well They circle eyes glued on each other. Theron makes the first move with her usual opening right jab to CZJ’s face. Jones shakes it off and moves in with a right-left to Theron’s midsection. Charlize steps in with a right hook to the jaw and Cat nails her blonde opponent with a left to the face. Cat’s in close now with a hook to the chin. Charlize comes back with a right upside Jone’s head. The two stay in close exchanging straight punches to each other’s face. A sweeping right from Jones narrowly misses the blondes chin. Charlize steps in with a right to Jone’s midsection and then a left. Jones responds with right cross to Theron’s head. Theron is back with a left-right combination that knocks Jones back a couple steps. Charlize follows up driving Jones into the ropes. She lands left to the body and a right to the jaw. A right lands between Jones’ eyes but before Theron can follow up the bell sounds
Round 2. Once again, the two start the round by circling each other, watching, waiting for one to make a move. It’s Theron who makes the move, but her left jab slides by Jone’s head and Cat steps in and drives a pair of hooks into Charlize's midsection. The blonde is slow in retaliating and Jones lands a right hook to Theron’s chin. Theron’s legs do a shimmy. Theron Is hurt. Jones moves in the a hard jab to the face and another and a third as she drives her opponent into a corner. She has Charlize trapped and goes to work rips one punch after another into the Goddess’s body. Theron can’t get punching room as Jones move up to rips a couple hooks into Charlize's chest. Charlize is trying to get her gloves on Jone’s shoulders to push her back. Jones is in so close her head is resting on Charlize’s shoulder as she punches away at the blondes body. Charlize is desperate as Jones starts pumping one punch after another into Theron’s breasts. Charlize is try to get her arms up enough to get to Jone’s midsection but Jones stays in close and continues to pump punch after punch into Theron’s body. She can hear Charlize gasping for breath, she can see pain showing in Theron’s eyes. She knows she has the blonde ready for the KO punch. Unfortunately for the brunette the ball rings. Jones is quick to her corner and watches Charlize wander back to hers. In Theron’s corner, the blonde has to endure a lecture from Lawrence
Round 3. Jones is out of her corner quickly while Theron is slow getting off her stool. Charlize is barely up when Jones is all over her raining punches to her face and moving down to the chest and then back up. Charlize is just taking but she is still on her feet. Jones steps back and takes a breath. Theron takes advantage and she moves to the center of the ring. Jones follows and beats Theron to the punch with a pair of hooks to the jaw. Charlize staggers back, but comes up with a power right uppercut. It misses and Jones nails the blonde with a hard right to the chin. Charlize’s legs buckle and she pitches forward crashing to the canvas face down. The GODDESS IS DOWN. The count starts. At three Theron is pushing herself up.At six she is on one knee. At nine she is up, but reels into the ropes. The referee is looking at her eyes, He asks what town they are in. He gets the correct answer and lets the fight continue. Seeing Theron on her feet sends shock waves though Jones. She’s tired. She pretty much punched herself out. She takes a deep breath and is going to try and end it. Charlize is laying in ropes, but still has some mobility. As Jones attacks, Theron does a good job of swaying back and forth avoiding the punches. The bell calls a halt to the round. In CZJ’s corner there is a great deal of optimism. Surely the GOAT can’t take much more. In Theron’s corner, there is also optimism. She has taken all that Jone’s has thrown and is still in the fight.
Round 4. As the round begins two questions may determine the out come of the match How much does Jone’s have left in her tank and how much more punishment can Theron take. They are both slow coming out of their corners. In the first minute it seems like a dancing contest as both move in and out faking punches, but nothing of any significance lands. Finally, Theron moves in with a right cross. Jones responds with her own right and the two are toe to toe.punching away at each other, hooks to the body, crosses to the head, straight punches to the chest. Charlize is getting the best of it as Jones seems to go weary. An overhand right from the blonde lands on Jone’s forehead and a straight left sends Jones back into the ropes. Charlize fakes a left to the face and when Jones raises her guard, Theron plunges a right into Jones solar plexus. Jones has one arm up guarding her face and the other across her stomach leaving one part of her body totally open, her chest. Theron immediately seizes the moment and start ripping punch after punch into Jones’ chest. Jones guard drops and Theron goes back to using Jones's’ head for a punching bag. Jones is sagging in the ropes apparently helpless. The referee starts to move in however the bell saves Jones for another round In Catherine’s corner her crew is working on her anxiously. In Theron’s corner, she is getting another lecture from Lawrence, who is complaining that Charlize could have ended the bout with one big punch and didn’t. Could be a serious mistake
Round 5. Once again they are cautiously circling watching each other. While both are tired and beat up neither now seems close to being finished. Jones, for once takes the offensive moving quickly in and driving a pair of hooks into Theron’s body. Theron responds with a left cross to Jones’ head. Jones is willing to trade and she smacks Charlize in the face with a left. Jone’s lands a another left cross. Charlize responds with her own left only to tale a right from Jones. The crowd is on its feet as the two pound away at each other only two feet apart. Once again Theron is getting the better part of the exchange and finally a Theron right send Jones back towards the ropes. Charlize sees she has her opponent ready to go and moves in to end it. She misread Jones’ condition and CZJ unleashed a right cross that turns Theron around sending her into the middle of the ring. Jones is on her with another right cross, then a left and it’s Charlize who is now on the ropes. Jones is not going to make the mistake that her opponent did. She is methodically taking her opponent apart with well placed punches. Theron is in trouble. She against the ropes taking punch after punch. She swaying, but her gloves are up trying to protect her head.. The referee doesn’t seem concerned and fight goes on, but for only seconds as the bell rings. In round four, it saved Jones. In round five, it saves the Goddess. In Theron’s corner, Charlize tells Lawrence she doesn’t want to hear it. She is well aware of the status of the bout. They are at the halfway point and Jones is winning on points.
Round 6. They both move to the center of the ring. They moving a little slower as the punishment it taking its toll. Charlize uses her slight reach advantage with jab to Jones’ face. Jones responds with a right to Theron’s head. Theron’s legs wobble and Jones closes quickly in an attempt to end it. Jones lands a left cross to Theron’s head and Charlize comes a back with a hook the jaw. Jones loads up for a sweeping right cross to end the fight. That’s as far as she gets asTheron drives a pair of hard hooks into her solar plexus. As Jones hands drop to cover her tummy, Theron moves up with a left-right to the chest and then the same combination to Jones’ jaw. Theron sees Jones’ legs buckle and she drives a picture perfect right hook to the point of Jones’ chin. Jones start to pitch forward when the blonde lands a right uppercut to the chin. Jones straightens up and then collapses to the canvas on her back. Charlize stands over her opponent until the referee send her to her corner and starts the count. Jones is able to roll over on her side. She lifts her head off the canvas but that is as for as she gets. It’s over. Charlize doesn’t raise her hand in victory nor does she celebrate. She won the fight, but she knows that could well be her lying there being attended to by her corner
Charlize Theron defeats Catherine Zeta Jones KO6
AFTER
Charlize is at one table with Lawrence and Robbie while CZJ is at another with he management.
Charlize “ Catherine I hear you wanted me to apologize for saying you were too old. Well I apologize. You brought it all on tonight just like you did back in 2004. I was lucky to win that fight and maybe I was lucky tonight although I prefer to think that I was the better fighter and luck had nothing to do with it. You know you could do well in fighting cougars. You should do it” and then Theron smiling adds “unless you feel you are too old”
CZJ “I gave you all you could handle tonight. You know you are not exactly a rookie and 28 year of age as when we last fought. I have to hand it to you, you can still take a heap of punishment. As Jenny McCarthy keeps saying age is nothing, but a number. Oh my lord, did I just quote Jenny McCarthy? Tell me I didn’t do it. I can see the headline in the London Times. Academy Award winner quotes Jenny McCarthy. The Queen will have a fit. Can we edit this post-fight appearance? What? We are live? Guys we need damage control. Get on it. Sorry Charlize I have to go”
