Post by Tractorpull on Feb 28, 2021 8:33:14 GMT -6
Jenny O’Dell, Cassandra Lynn and Tess are in the HBO lounge as usual waiting for McCarthy to show up. Tess has brought in a bag of a dozen Danish pastries and a Jug of coffee. Tess is on her second cup of coffee and her fourth Danish
Jenny O: “Tess I don’t understand how you keep your fighting weight the way you eat.”
Tess: “Well it’s two hours of martial arts on Monday and two hours of boxing on Tuesday, on Wednesday I run the hill at Bazz twice with Cassie. That hill is a killer. On Thursday, I spar with Charlize if she is in town. If not, I can spar with Neve. On Friday, I do Krav Maga, if the instructor is available”
Cassie: “How did Charlize manage to get Scrubby in her corner?”
Tess: “Well as I understand it, she was on the phone begging Sceej to let Scrubby do this fight with her. He said no. Well, she’s a great actress, so she stated crying, sobbing like her heart was breaking and he relented. That’s what I do when I want to go somewhere and Smackey says no. I start crying. Works every time..
Jenny O: “Charlize said he is a genius”
Tess: “Well I got to ask you, do you know another trainer that would give his fighter a shot of Jack Daniels in the middle of a fight?”
Jenny O: “I got word Mac on her way so let’s be kind today”
Tess as Jenny Mac walks in. “Tough luck Friday night, but you look great”
Mac: “You know what Walmart, I can get run over by a bulldozer and look better than you”
Cassie: “Tess was being kind”
Mac: “Who asked you. Just sit there and shut up”
Jenny O: “Boy, you’re in a bad mood”
Mac: “You know the problem. I was in a big fight and where is my cornerman and trainer? You know where he was? He was back in Theron’s dressing room slugging down Jack Daniels with her in celebration of her win. I’m sick of it. I’m going to fire him?
Cassie: “You can’t fire him, he works for Sceej”
Mac: “I’ll fire Sceej”
Tess “You can’t fire Sceej. He owns the stable. You work for him”
Mac: “I’ll sue. Siri, call my lawyer. What do you mean he’s been disbarred”
Jenny O: “Looks like you are really having a bad day”
Mac; “Walmart you got any of that stuff you put in coffee”
Tess: You mean Kaluha. There a bottle in my hand bag. It’s good in Coffee. Help yourself and there are Danish over there
Mac walks over takes the bottle out of Tess’s bag. Pours about two ounces coffee into a cup and follows with six ounces of Kaluha. She takes a swig. “That’s good stuff, now someone remind me why I am here”
Cassie whispering to Jenny O. “She still looney from Friday night”
Jenny O: ‘We’re here to watch film of the fighters on tonights card”
Mac: “Wake me up when we are ready to go on TV"
Cassie: “And she has to fight Kate two more times. Someone save us”
Jenny O: “Tess I don’t understand how you keep your fighting weight the way you eat.”
Tess: “Well it’s two hours of martial arts on Monday and two hours of boxing on Tuesday, on Wednesday I run the hill at Bazz twice with Cassie. That hill is a killer. On Thursday, I spar with Charlize if she is in town. If not, I can spar with Neve. On Friday, I do Krav Maga, if the instructor is available”
Cassie: “How did Charlize manage to get Scrubby in her corner?”
Tess: “Well as I understand it, she was on the phone begging Sceej to let Scrubby do this fight with her. He said no. Well, she’s a great actress, so she stated crying, sobbing like her heart was breaking and he relented. That’s what I do when I want to go somewhere and Smackey says no. I start crying. Works every time..
Jenny O: “Charlize said he is a genius”
Tess: “Well I got to ask you, do you know another trainer that would give his fighter a shot of Jack Daniels in the middle of a fight?”
Jenny O: “I got word Mac on her way so let’s be kind today”
Tess as Jenny Mac walks in. “Tough luck Friday night, but you look great”
Mac: “You know what Walmart, I can get run over by a bulldozer and look better than you”
Cassie: “Tess was being kind”
Mac: “Who asked you. Just sit there and shut up”
Jenny O: “Boy, you’re in a bad mood”
Mac: “You know the problem. I was in a big fight and where is my cornerman and trainer? You know where he was? He was back in Theron’s dressing room slugging down Jack Daniels with her in celebration of her win. I’m sick of it. I’m going to fire him?
Cassie: “You can’t fire him, he works for Sceej”
Mac: “I’ll fire Sceej”
Tess “You can’t fire Sceej. He owns the stable. You work for him”
Mac: “I’ll sue. Siri, call my lawyer. What do you mean he’s been disbarred”
Jenny O: “Looks like you are really having a bad day”
Mac; “Walmart you got any of that stuff you put in coffee”
Tess: You mean Kaluha. There a bottle in my hand bag. It’s good in Coffee. Help yourself and there are Danish over there
Mac walks over takes the bottle out of Tess’s bag. Pours about two ounces coffee into a cup and follows with six ounces of Kaluha. She takes a swig. “That’s good stuff, now someone remind me why I am here”
Cassie whispering to Jenny O. “She still looney from Friday night”
Jenny O: ‘We’re here to watch film of the fighters on tonights card”
Mac: “Wake me up when we are ready to go on TV"
Cassie: “And she has to fight Kate two more times. Someone save us”