Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jan 31, 2021 17:42:34 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap January with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "We'll be starting in the division where I rule, flyweight, for the FCBA debut of Haley Lu Richardson against Meg Donnelly!"
Tess: "Then, it's off to lightweight, where Kelsey Merritt debuts against Kara Del Toro!"
McCarthy: "And, if having that isn't bad enough, then we'll go to bantamweight where we will be subjected to Jessica Camacho debuting against Sophie Mudd and, even WORSE, the debut of Cristina Rodlo against that Campbell Clone, Kat Dennings!"
Cassie: "Then, we'll see more flyweight action, as Emma Chamberlain debuts against Billie Eilish!"
Tess: "And, we'll wrap at lightweight with the FCBA debut of Saxon Sharbino against Kennedy McMann!"
McCarthy: "And I will SUE that FRAUD!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, all three weight classes and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Six Debuts In Search Of An Asylum III: Season Of The Witch'!"