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Mariah Carey vs Charlize Theron (cougar Bout)
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Mariah Carey
Age 51
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
11-24-2
Charlize Theron
Age 45
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
BEFORE
Mariah is at the Podium. “Don’t let the difference in our records fool you. I can hit with the best. I knocked out the queen of the middleweights, Cindy Crawford in seven. I knocked out Hall Of Fame member, Ali Landry in six. In the third fight of my career, I knocked Charlize out cold in six. In another fight she and I fought to a draw. In our last fight, I pounded Charlize into a helpless wreck in the tenth round, but the referee didn’t stop the fight and she won by a decision You know that happens a lot. Charlize is leading in the tenth, she get pounded into helpless mess, but the referees seldom stop the fight and she gets the decision. Well, enough of that. That was then and this is now. I’m going to win
As usual, Charlize refuses the mic and waves to Mariah
THE FIGHT
Mariah enters the ring wearing a black bikini with her hair in braids. Charlize is in her usual cream colored bikini, her blonde hair in corn rows. She is, as usual, barefooted
Round 1 The two meet in the center of the ring and touch gloves and separate. Charlize is the first to commit with a long jab to Carey’s jaw. It snaps Carey’s head back, but does little if any damage. Theron puts out another jab, but Carey is expecting it. She dodges under the jab and rips a left-right to Theron’s midsection. Charlize lands a right cross upside Carey’s head, but Carey nails Charlize with left hook to the chin that knocks her back into the ropes Carey moves in and unleashes a series of left-rights to the blondes midsection. Mariah is in close and is pumping hooks into Theron’s belly. It’s adding up. Desperately, Charlize manages to get her gloves on Carey’s shoulder and pushes her off. Theron is breathing heavily as she circles Carey looking for an opening. She sees what she is looking for and lunges in only to be clobbered with a hook to her chin. Charlize stumbles back. Carey follows and reefs more punishment into Theron’s body. Theron catches Mariah with an overhand right that sending Carey back a couple steps, but it is only a temporary reprieve as Mariah is right back pounding away at the blonde’s midsection driving Theron back into the ropes. Once again Charlize tries to push Carey back only to catch a Carey right to her chin. Theron starts to sag in the ropes when the bell rings
Round 2 Charlize seems to have recovered somewhat and is off her stool meeting Carey more than half way. She lands a right jab to the chin, then goes downstairs, landing hook to Carey’s midsection. Carey finally catches Charlize with a left cross that stops the body assault. A Theron right sails over Mariah’s head and she is back in pounding away at Charlize’s slender body. The punches are adding up, but a Charlize uppercut sends Carey staggering away. Charlize pursues, but Mariah beats her to the punch in a straight right to the chin. Mariah then, land a left cross, a right, another left Theron staggers to one side, but sends a right upside Mariah head that stops her assault. Theron now takes over pounding Carey across the ring with crosses. She has Carey on the ropes, but before she can unleash. A straight right buckles her legs. Carey move in to finish when Theron catches her with a sweeping right to her forehead. Carey’s hurt, but she is fighting back. Charlize moves in only to have a pair of straight punches rip into her bra. Theron is stopped cold and its Mariah’s turn. Mariah picks up Theron’s jaw with a hook, but Theron comes back with a right cross that dims Mariah’s eyes as the bell rings. The round goes to Theron’
Round 3. Carey a little slow off her stool as Theron almost catches her in her corner. She manages to make into the center of the ring where Theron is waiting. Carey steps in with a hook the Theron’s midsection Charlize lands a cross to Carey ear. Carey is back with hooks to the body. Suddenly the two are in a phone booth, slugging away at each other. Chins are picked up. Bodies being hammered. Bra’s being pounded. The crowd is on their feet as the two pour on the damage. Suddenly a Carey right sends Theron staggering away. Carey is in pursuit. She catches Theron in a corner. It’s all Mariah. A hook the solar plexus takes Therons breath away. Charlize shouts in pain as Carey rips punch after punch into her breasts. Finally a short right uppercut dims Theron’s eyes and she sinks to the canvas THERON’S DOWN. She on her face as the referee starts the count. It’s not over as Theron makes it to her feet at the nine count. She’s unsteady on her feet trying to avoid Carey as Mariah closes. A right to Charlize right breast sets up a power right cross that spins Theron around on the ropes. Theron is facing the crowd, with her arms over the top rope. The referee is looking closely but the bell rings before he decides wether to stop the fight or not. There’s panic in the blondes corner as they try to get her up and ready for the next round
Round 4 Theron is up and plodding to the center of the ring. Carey is upbeat. She knows that she has Charlize in bad shape. She needs to end it. Theron sends a weary straight right that Carey easily avoids and drives a right into Theron’s side that draws a cry of pain from the blonde A Carey right sends Charlize staggering one way and a follow up sends her the other way. Carey lands a jab to Theron’s chin, then another and another punching Goddess back to ropes. She sets up in front of her prey and starts punching Theron’s head one way then the other. She drops down to whip left and right to the sobbing blondes breast, her bra barely on. Carey then rips into Theron’s belly button. Charlize is sobbing awfully. The ref is back watching carefully. Somehow Theron manages to push out a jab that lands nowhere, but satisfies the ref. It’s three minutes of Carey savaging Charlize, but at the bell, she is still standing ,but she is a total wreck. She’s been beaten unrecognizable, not even by her mother
Round 5 Carey marches out of her corner as Theron moves a few feet parallel to the ropes. Carey has Theron against the ropes. A left to the chin, a right to the ear, a straight fight between Theron’s eyes. It's about over. Charlize is sagging in the ropes. Suddenly she sweeps up with a right smacking Carey’s head. Carey is in shock. Charlize then rips a right to Carey’s jaw, but while it stuns Mariah, That normal knockout punch doesn’t have the normal power behind her punches. The punishment she taken has drained her. Despite that she lands another sweeping uppercut that sends Carey down. CAREY IS DOWN on her face. She manages to get to her knees as she listens to the count. When she hear nine, she is up. The referee cleans her gloves and waives them back in. Carey is still a little buzzed and she decides to take the rest of the round off. She backs off and lets Charlize follow her around. The crowd is getting a little noisy about the lack of action. Charlize finally manages to get in punching range and lands a couple crosses to Carey’s chin that hurt Carey, but internally she laughs them off. Theron continues punching away at Carey’s head. The punches do little good. but Theron wins the round
Round 6 Charlize seems to be somewhat recovered. She’s moving better. She’s using those Oscar winning legs to keep Mariah following Charlize is moving in and out, one way then the other as she searches for an opening Finally she moves in and lands a left, right to Mariah body and hooks the chin. That got Carey’s attention. She moves to attack, but Charlize is already out of range. Theron moves in and out. Landing a few punches and then out. She’s painting Carey’s face as It goes on. Charlize is in and out scoring punches. Finally Carey catches her wrapping her arms around her and forcing her into the ropes. Thirty-seconds to go. Carey rips an uppercut to the chin. A right cross, then a left. A left-right to the chin. Theron is once again sagging, but takes the round
Round 7. Carey is a little tired. She’s hit Charlize with almost everything she has, but the Goddess is still standing, At the bell, Carey moves out intent on ending the bout. Charlize wearily sets up shop on the ropes inviting Mariah in. Charlize throws a couple overhand punches that land on Carey’s face. Carey not to be outdone retaliates. The two are just punching back and forth. Carey throws a knockout cross. Theron leans back as the punch misses. and she lunges forward driving a hard right straight between Carey’s eyes. Carey’s hurt and she stomps forward to clinch and her right shoe slams down on Theron’ barefoot. It's accidental. Theron’s shout of pain is heard throughout the crowd, which are now on their feet yelling “Foul”.Theron is leaning back, holding on to the ropes, holding her fight foot up. She can’t put weight on it. She’s helpless on one leg. The referee starts in. Five seconds Carey dips down and slams a body rotating right upside Theron’s left ear and another five seconds go by as Carey lands another body rotating blast to Theron’s right ear. Theron’s eyes are glazing over, seven more second, go by as Carey steps back and and puts everything she has into a blasting cap uppercut right to the point of Theron’s chin.Theron’s hands drop uselessly to her side. Theron Is not only out on her feet, she is out cold. The ringside spectators are still screaming foul. Five more seconds and Carey dips and comes up with a thunderous uppercut that knocks Charlize's head back over the ropes. As she comes forward, her mouthpieces dribbles down her chin onto the canvas. Twenty two seconds, four blockbuster punches and its over.Theron’s legs give way and the blonde starts pitching forward. Theron could be seriously hurt if she crashes onto the canvas face first. The referee pushes Carey out of the way and catches the falling out cold blonde. He gently lays Charlize down and yells for a doctor. Carey now hears the crowd, yells of foul still pouring out. She looks at the ref and asks what’s going on and why is the crowd accusing her of a foul. He tells her that she stomped on Theron’s bare foot and that’s why she was hanging on the ropes with on foot off the floor. He couldn’t get between them fast enough.She can’t believe what has happen and then a furious Jennifer Lawrence is in Mariah’s face screaming foul. The referee has to get between the two and sends Mariah to her corner. She paces back on forth while the medical staff works on the Goddess, Five minutes pass. She sees no movement. She’s in panic Finally at the nine minute mark, she sees Charlize’s hand move towards her face. They call for a stretcher, but Charlize says no, she walked in, She will walk out with a little help
Mariah Carey pulls a upset and knocks the Greatest of All Time out cold KO7
AFTER
The press conference takes place thirty minutes later. Charlize enters the room on crutches and sits down next to Mariah. Carey is the first to speak. “I’m terribly sorry for what happened tonight. Wether you believe it or not, I didn’t intentionally stomp Charlize’s foot. I am also sorry for that last series on punches. I didn’t realize what happened until I heard the crowd screaming at me and the referee told me as he pushed me out of the way in order to catch Charlize. I was in a KO rage. It happens”
Charlize’s turn, her head covered by a towel to hide the bruising to her face: “Before you ask,I have been examined by the best. X-rays were taken and I am OK, no concussion, nothing serious except for my hurt pride. I have to stay off my foot for a week to ten days. I want to clear up the controversy. I know Mariah. We have fought before. I know she is not a fouler. If she says it was accidental, believe her. If you don’t, well we watched the film. There is no doubt that it was entirely accidental. I have been fighting barefooted for years, but I knew that one day this was going to happen, accidental or otherwise. I promise you this was the last fight I’ll fight barefooted. I learned a lesson I should have learned a long time ago and I can understand that in the heat of battle you might not know what is really happening and I want to the thank the referee for stepping in and catching me on the way down
Mariah smiling “Charlize, I know you are the greatest. I really wanted to knock you out, but not this way. It’s a shame you lost this way, but I will make my self available to do it again. I have no problem punching you out without stomping on your foot”
Charlize “You’re on, but it will have to be later this year. I know I am booked. There seems to be no end of women who want to beat me to a pulp. Please no questions. I feel like I have been hit by a truck
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Mariah Carey
Age 51
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
11-24-2
Charlize Theron
Age 45
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
BEFORE
Mariah is at the Podium. “Don’t let the difference in our records fool you. I can hit with the best. I knocked out the queen of the middleweights, Cindy Crawford in seven. I knocked out Hall Of Fame member, Ali Landry in six. In the third fight of my career, I knocked Charlize out cold in six. In another fight she and I fought to a draw. In our last fight, I pounded Charlize into a helpless wreck in the tenth round, but the referee didn’t stop the fight and she won by a decision You know that happens a lot. Charlize is leading in the tenth, she get pounded into helpless mess, but the referees seldom stop the fight and she gets the decision. Well, enough of that. That was then and this is now. I’m going to win
As usual, Charlize refuses the mic and waves to Mariah
THE FIGHT
Mariah enters the ring wearing a black bikini with her hair in braids. Charlize is in her usual cream colored bikini, her blonde hair in corn rows. She is, as usual, barefooted
Round 1 The two meet in the center of the ring and touch gloves and separate. Charlize is the first to commit with a long jab to Carey’s jaw. It snaps Carey’s head back, but does little if any damage. Theron puts out another jab, but Carey is expecting it. She dodges under the jab and rips a left-right to Theron’s midsection. Charlize lands a right cross upside Carey’s head, but Carey nails Charlize with left hook to the chin that knocks her back into the ropes Carey moves in and unleashes a series of left-rights to the blondes midsection. Mariah is in close and is pumping hooks into Theron’s belly. It’s adding up. Desperately, Charlize manages to get her gloves on Carey’s shoulder and pushes her off. Theron is breathing heavily as she circles Carey looking for an opening. She sees what she is looking for and lunges in only to be clobbered with a hook to her chin. Charlize stumbles back. Carey follows and reefs more punishment into Theron’s body. Theron catches Mariah with an overhand right that sending Carey back a couple steps, but it is only a temporary reprieve as Mariah is right back pounding away at the blonde’s midsection driving Theron back into the ropes. Once again Charlize tries to push Carey back only to catch a Carey right to her chin. Theron starts to sag in the ropes when the bell rings
Round 2 Charlize seems to have recovered somewhat and is off her stool meeting Carey more than half way. She lands a right jab to the chin, then goes downstairs, landing hook to Carey’s midsection. Carey finally catches Charlize with a left cross that stops the body assault. A Theron right sails over Mariah’s head and she is back in pounding away at Charlize’s slender body. The punches are adding up, but a Charlize uppercut sends Carey staggering away. Charlize pursues, but Mariah beats her to the punch in a straight right to the chin. Mariah then, land a left cross, a right, another left Theron staggers to one side, but sends a right upside Mariah head that stops her assault. Theron now takes over pounding Carey across the ring with crosses. She has Carey on the ropes, but before she can unleash. A straight right buckles her legs. Carey move in to finish when Theron catches her with a sweeping right to her forehead. Carey’s hurt, but she is fighting back. Charlize moves in only to have a pair of straight punches rip into her bra. Theron is stopped cold and its Mariah’s turn. Mariah picks up Theron’s jaw with a hook, but Theron comes back with a right cross that dims Mariah’s eyes as the bell rings. The round goes to Theron’
Round 3. Carey a little slow off her stool as Theron almost catches her in her corner. She manages to make into the center of the ring where Theron is waiting. Carey steps in with a hook the Theron’s midsection Charlize lands a cross to Carey ear. Carey is back with hooks to the body. Suddenly the two are in a phone booth, slugging away at each other. Chins are picked up. Bodies being hammered. Bra’s being pounded. The crowd is on their feet as the two pour on the damage. Suddenly a Carey right sends Theron staggering away. Carey is in pursuit. She catches Theron in a corner. It’s all Mariah. A hook the solar plexus takes Therons breath away. Charlize shouts in pain as Carey rips punch after punch into her breasts. Finally a short right uppercut dims Theron’s eyes and she sinks to the canvas THERON’S DOWN. She on her face as the referee starts the count. It’s not over as Theron makes it to her feet at the nine count. She’s unsteady on her feet trying to avoid Carey as Mariah closes. A right to Charlize right breast sets up a power right cross that spins Theron around on the ropes. Theron is facing the crowd, with her arms over the top rope. The referee is looking closely but the bell rings before he decides wether to stop the fight or not. There’s panic in the blondes corner as they try to get her up and ready for the next round
Round 4 Theron is up and plodding to the center of the ring. Carey is upbeat. She knows that she has Charlize in bad shape. She needs to end it. Theron sends a weary straight right that Carey easily avoids and drives a right into Theron’s side that draws a cry of pain from the blonde A Carey right sends Charlize staggering one way and a follow up sends her the other way. Carey lands a jab to Theron’s chin, then another and another punching Goddess back to ropes. She sets up in front of her prey and starts punching Theron’s head one way then the other. She drops down to whip left and right to the sobbing blondes breast, her bra barely on. Carey then rips into Theron’s belly button. Charlize is sobbing awfully. The ref is back watching carefully. Somehow Theron manages to push out a jab that lands nowhere, but satisfies the ref. It’s three minutes of Carey savaging Charlize, but at the bell, she is still standing ,but she is a total wreck. She’s been beaten unrecognizable, not even by her mother
Round 5 Carey marches out of her corner as Theron moves a few feet parallel to the ropes. Carey has Theron against the ropes. A left to the chin, a right to the ear, a straight fight between Theron’s eyes. It's about over. Charlize is sagging in the ropes. Suddenly she sweeps up with a right smacking Carey’s head. Carey is in shock. Charlize then rips a right to Carey’s jaw, but while it stuns Mariah, That normal knockout punch doesn’t have the normal power behind her punches. The punishment she taken has drained her. Despite that she lands another sweeping uppercut that sends Carey down. CAREY IS DOWN on her face. She manages to get to her knees as she listens to the count. When she hear nine, she is up. The referee cleans her gloves and waives them back in. Carey is still a little buzzed and she decides to take the rest of the round off. She backs off and lets Charlize follow her around. The crowd is getting a little noisy about the lack of action. Charlize finally manages to get in punching range and lands a couple crosses to Carey’s chin that hurt Carey, but internally she laughs them off. Theron continues punching away at Carey’s head. The punches do little good. but Theron wins the round
Round 6 Charlize seems to be somewhat recovered. She’s moving better. She’s using those Oscar winning legs to keep Mariah following Charlize is moving in and out, one way then the other as she searches for an opening Finally she moves in and lands a left, right to Mariah body and hooks the chin. That got Carey’s attention. She moves to attack, but Charlize is already out of range. Theron moves in and out. Landing a few punches and then out. She’s painting Carey’s face as It goes on. Charlize is in and out scoring punches. Finally Carey catches her wrapping her arms around her and forcing her into the ropes. Thirty-seconds to go. Carey rips an uppercut to the chin. A right cross, then a left. A left-right to the chin. Theron is once again sagging, but takes the round
Round 7. Carey is a little tired. She’s hit Charlize with almost everything she has, but the Goddess is still standing, At the bell, Carey moves out intent on ending the bout. Charlize wearily sets up shop on the ropes inviting Mariah in. Charlize throws a couple overhand punches that land on Carey’s face. Carey not to be outdone retaliates. The two are just punching back and forth. Carey throws a knockout cross. Theron leans back as the punch misses. and she lunges forward driving a hard right straight between Carey’s eyes. Carey’s hurt and she stomps forward to clinch and her right shoe slams down on Theron’ barefoot. It's accidental. Theron’s shout of pain is heard throughout the crowd, which are now on their feet yelling “Foul”.Theron is leaning back, holding on to the ropes, holding her fight foot up. She can’t put weight on it. She’s helpless on one leg. The referee starts in. Five seconds Carey dips down and slams a body rotating right upside Theron’s left ear and another five seconds go by as Carey lands another body rotating blast to Theron’s right ear. Theron’s eyes are glazing over, seven more second, go by as Carey steps back and and puts everything she has into a blasting cap uppercut right to the point of Theron’s chin.Theron’s hands drop uselessly to her side. Theron Is not only out on her feet, she is out cold. The ringside spectators are still screaming foul. Five more seconds and Carey dips and comes up with a thunderous uppercut that knocks Charlize's head back over the ropes. As she comes forward, her mouthpieces dribbles down her chin onto the canvas. Twenty two seconds, four blockbuster punches and its over.Theron’s legs give way and the blonde starts pitching forward. Theron could be seriously hurt if she crashes onto the canvas face first. The referee pushes Carey out of the way and catches the falling out cold blonde. He gently lays Charlize down and yells for a doctor. Carey now hears the crowd, yells of foul still pouring out. She looks at the ref and asks what’s going on and why is the crowd accusing her of a foul. He tells her that she stomped on Theron’s bare foot and that’s why she was hanging on the ropes with on foot off the floor. He couldn’t get between them fast enough.She can’t believe what has happen and then a furious Jennifer Lawrence is in Mariah’s face screaming foul. The referee has to get between the two and sends Mariah to her corner. She paces back on forth while the medical staff works on the Goddess, Five minutes pass. She sees no movement. She’s in panic Finally at the nine minute mark, she sees Charlize’s hand move towards her face. They call for a stretcher, but Charlize says no, she walked in, She will walk out with a little help
Mariah Carey pulls a upset and knocks the Greatest of All Time out cold KO7
AFTER
The press conference takes place thirty minutes later. Charlize enters the room on crutches and sits down next to Mariah. Carey is the first to speak. “I’m terribly sorry for what happened tonight. Wether you believe it or not, I didn’t intentionally stomp Charlize’s foot. I am also sorry for that last series on punches. I didn’t realize what happened until I heard the crowd screaming at me and the referee told me as he pushed me out of the way in order to catch Charlize. I was in a KO rage. It happens”
Charlize’s turn, her head covered by a towel to hide the bruising to her face: “Before you ask,I have been examined by the best. X-rays were taken and I am OK, no concussion, nothing serious except for my hurt pride. I have to stay off my foot for a week to ten days. I want to clear up the controversy. I know Mariah. We have fought before. I know she is not a fouler. If she says it was accidental, believe her. If you don’t, well we watched the film. There is no doubt that it was entirely accidental. I have been fighting barefooted for years, but I knew that one day this was going to happen, accidental or otherwise. I promise you this was the last fight I’ll fight barefooted. I learned a lesson I should have learned a long time ago and I can understand that in the heat of battle you might not know what is really happening and I want to the thank the referee for stepping in and catching me on the way down
Mariah smiling “Charlize, I know you are the greatest. I really wanted to knock you out, but not this way. It’s a shame you lost this way, but I will make my self available to do it again. I have no problem punching you out without stomping on your foot”
Charlize “You’re on, but it will have to be later this year. I know I am booked. There seems to be no end of women who want to beat me to a pulp. Please no questions. I feel like I have been hit by a truck