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Post by jennymccarthy on Jan 1, 2021 13:22:10 GMT -6
As acting director of Sceej Boxing, I hereby announce two new additions to Sceej Boxing! I have warned some of the other stables who have truffled with me that I would assemble an army - well, here we go!
At bantamweight, we are pleased to re-sign - Olivia "The Munn-ster" Munn.
And at welterweight, we are pleased to announce the signing of the biggest fighter in the FCBA - Robyn "Godzilla" Lawley!
My name is McCarthymandias, Queen of Queens;
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and sh*t your pants!
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Post by The Grand Wizard on Jan 1, 2021 15:00:08 GMT -6
Well, well, well. Looks like the OTHER Mac The Knife has decided to get involved in the personnel side of the stable again. Of course, I have great respect for Olivia Munn and Ms. Lawley, but. Let's remember how well your last roster move worked, Mac. Or, should I post a picture of Taylor Hill with the lightweight belts to REMIND you?
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Post by jennymccarthy on Jan 1, 2021 21:27:22 GMT -6
Is that so? Well, it just so happens that I let Hill go because I could see she had no future. The fact that Skid Row had her knock over a bunch of tomato cans and arranged for good fighters to probably take dives to her after a visit from you racket goons like that like that monster - so-called "Big Paulie" - does not change things!
Put Hill in with a real fighter like Palicki or your humble correspondent and she would crumble like a potato chip! I would stake my reputation on it!
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Post by The Grand Wizard on Jan 1, 2021 22:32:15 GMT -6
Is that so? Well, it just so happens that I let Hill go because I could see she had no future. The fact that Skid Row had her knock over a bunch of tomato cans and arranged for good fighters to probably take dives to her after a visit from you racket goons like that like that monster - so-called "Big Paulie" - does not change things!
Put Hill in with a real fighter like Palicki or your humble correspondent and she would crumble like a potato chip! I would stake my reputation on it!
Would you, now? Well, how about this, Mac? How about we do a battle of the champions on this here pay per view? Hill vs. Palicki. For the lightweight gold. Now, we have mad respect for Addie, so we know she can win this thing and walk away a double champion. BUT. Since Front Street don’t compete at welter no more and ain’t interested in the welter belts...it wouldn’t be fair...us riskin’ the gold and Sceej riskin’ nothing. So. Howzabout we make it more interestin’. Palicki wins, Sceej gets the lightweight gold. Hill wins, Front Street gets...YOUR HAIR. Whatta you say, Mac? |
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Post by sceej on Jan 1, 2021 23:44:53 GMT -6
You are ON! Done deal!!!
Palicki .. push away that prime rib and start eating salads - we got about one month to get you under 130 pounds again!
And once again, the master chess master has outplayed everyone! Hill's belt is on the line and Adrianne's isn't? I have out-finessed myself!
One thing confuses me - how in the hell can Front Street get MY hair if you win - which you won't! You mean like I have to share hair care secrets so your Dancing Hookers can have a gorgeous mane like mine? It makes no sense?
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Post by The Grand Wizard on Jan 2, 2021 14:07:39 GMT -6
You are ON! Done deal!!!
Palicki .. push away that prime rib and start eating salads - we got about one month to get you under 130 pounds again!
And once again, the master chess master has outplayed everyone! Hill's belt is on the line and Adrianne's isn't? I have out-finessed myself!
One thing confuses me - how in the hell can Front Street get MY hair if you win - which you won't! You mean like I have to share hair care secrets so your Dancing Hookers can have a gorgeous mane like mine? It makes no sense?
Well, now that we have the signed and executed contract in the hands of the Commissioner, let me explain. If Hill wins, we SHAVE YOUR HEAD. But, the good news is, CBS keeps talkin' about a "Kojak" revival. Maybe you can play the lead! |
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Post by SPA Universe on Jan 2, 2021 16:03:59 GMT -6
"I think we can all agree a bald Jenny is an improvement!" - Elyse  |
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Post by jennymccarthy on Jan 2, 2021 16:10:00 GMT -6
Shave my head?!!
B-B-But I didn't read the stupid contract, I only signed it ... so that shouldn't count! And ... if Palicki loses ... shouldn't you shave her head? Yes ... that would be fair!
Adrianne - you better not lose! And stay the hell away from the kitchen ... you need to cut weight!
Oh ... and will Elyse Willems kindly shut the f*ck up!
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Post by SPA Universe on Jan 2, 2021 16:21:26 GMT -6
"Just want to point out to Jenny that the poem she referenced (aka butchered) in her original post is about a subject which was thoroughly destroyed & forgotten by history... maybe next time she should actually finish the poems she appropriates! Oh and Jenny is free to try to make me shut the f*ck up anytime she pleases!" - Elyse  |
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Post by The Grand Wizard on Jan 2, 2021 16:52:56 GMT -6
Shave my head?!!
B-B-But I didn't read the stupid contract, I only signed it ... so that shouldn't count! And ... if Palicki loses ... shouldn't you shave her head? Yes ... that would be fair!
Adrianne - you better not lose! And stay the hell away from the kitchen ... you need to cut weight!
Oh ... and will Elyse Willems kindly shut the f*ck up! Would it be fairer to shave Adrianne’s head? Probably. But we LIKE Adrianne. Besides, McBaldy has a ring to it. |
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Post by jennymccarthy on Jan 2, 2021 21:41:52 GMT -6
You keep your nose out of my business or it might get broken, Willems! Won't that be funny, comedienne?
But for now ... I got to think! Got to think! I mean, what's to worry about, right? Palicki is gonna win, right? Which reminds me ... she needs to stay on her damn diet! She's gotta make UNDER 130 pounds!
I've got to think!
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Post by Neve Campbell on Jan 3, 2021 17:06:25 GMT -6
For God's sake, Jenny, don't try to think! I remember from back in the Samdog days ... when you try to think it does no good and it just makes your little head hurt!
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