Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Dec 31, 2020 14:44:14 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap December with another great Asylum card!"
Tess: "We'll be starting at bantamweight for a pair of Asylum debuts, as Leslie Bibb will battle Sophie Mudd and Michelle Borth will square off with Kat Dennings!"
Cassie: "And, we'll stay at 120 for the next bout, featuring the Asylum debut of Hailey Baldwin against Lili Reinhart!"
McCarthy: "And, if having that Campbell Clone Dennings on the card isn't bad enough, then we'll go to lightweight where we will be subjected to Haley Bennett's return to Asylum against that FRAUD Kennedy McMann. And, I. Will. SUE!"
Tess: "After Mac's head explodes, we'll move to flyweight, where Rachel Bilson will return to Philly to battle my BFF, Cassie Scerbo!
Cassie: "Then, when I return victorious to the announce table, we'll finish at lightweight with the Asylum debut of the gorgeous Kate Bock against Katy Perry!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, all three weight classes and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Invasion Of The B Girls, At The Asylum'!"
Tess: "We'll be starting at bantamweight for a pair of Asylum debuts, as Leslie Bibb will battle Sophie Mudd and Michelle Borth will square off with Kat Dennings!"
Cassie: "And, we'll stay at 120 for the next bout, featuring the Asylum debut of Hailey Baldwin against Lili Reinhart!"
McCarthy: "And, if having that Campbell Clone Dennings on the card isn't bad enough, then we'll go to lightweight where we will be subjected to Haley Bennett's return to Asylum against that FRAUD Kennedy McMann. And, I. Will. SUE!"
Tess: "After Mac's head explodes, we'll move to flyweight, where Rachel Bilson will return to Philly to battle my BFF, Cassie Scerbo!
Cassie: "Then, when I return victorious to the announce table, we'll finish at lightweight with the Asylum debut of the gorgeous Kate Bock against Katy Perry!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, all three weight classes and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Invasion Of The B Girls, At The Asylum'!"