December Asylum Pre-Broadcast Meeting
Dec 31, 2020 8:16:56 GMT -6
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Post by Tractorpull on Dec 31, 2020 8:16:56 GMT -6
Jenny O’Dell. Cassandra Lynn and Tess are in the HBO lounge waiting for Jenny Mac to come in. They have been alerted that she is in the building and on the way to the lounge. As Mac walks in Cassie and Tess stand up and start clapping..
Tess: “ Way to go champ. You looked great the other night. Congratulations on your win. It was huge”
Cassie: I agree with Tess. It was a big win. I need one like that. Maybe like beating DiDonato
Jenny O: “That’s a bridge to far Cassie. It isn’t going to happen and you know it”
Cassie: “I was just pointing out how big that win was”
Mac: “You didn’t think I could do it. Tess, you predicted I would lose”
Tess: True, but I have to predict who I think will win, not the one I would like to win
Mac: “When I’m through with that British crumpet, her dreams of the Hall Of Fame will be just a memory, if she can remember anything
Tess: We got some tape of you in the ring. Let’s run it”
Mac: “Great idea. I would watch it again and again”
The tape rolls. Ring announcer “I would like to acknowledge the presence of true greats of the FCBA who is joining us in the ring.” There is Mac stepping into the over the middle rope smiling, ready for the cheers of the crowd. The Announcer continues “she in universally recognized as the greatest of all time” Mac’s face has turned red from embarrassment and anger. The announcer continues “Let’s have a hand for the great Charlize Theron” Mac is trying to get over the middle rope. She slips and bounces off the apron onto the floor. Ring siders are in stitches laughing. You can hear Mac “Don’t you eyeball me.Theron..do not eyeball me. I can go another ten round easy…not that it would take that long, I promise you that” The tape stops
Tess and Cassie are laughing hysterically
Mac: Oh you think you are so smart. Well I am one of the truly greats. The announcer was probably paid to introduce her. Like, who cares about Theron. She’s not yesterday’s news, She’s the last decade’s news.”
Cassie:" Would you like to tell her that face to face"
Mac panic showing:" I know she is a good friend of yours. Just goes to show the type of company you keep. She isn’t here is she?"
Tess: “No she isn’t, but you don’t bad mouth her in my presence. It’s not good for you health”
Mac: "Oh I am sooo scared. I’ll take care of you in about three rounds shorter than I took to destroy what’s her name”
Tess reaches under the table and comes up with two sets of small boxing gloves and the shorts and bras that Theron had left there a couple month’s ago
Tess: ‘After the crowd clears out, You and me down in the ring. Never mind I am six inches taller, twenty pounds heavier and 21 years younger”
Mac: I would love to, but I have to leave. I have something you will never have”
Tess: “What’s that ?”
Mac: “A husband” and she walks out the door
Tess: “ Way to go champ. You looked great the other night. Congratulations on your win. It was huge”
Cassie: I agree with Tess. It was a big win. I need one like that. Maybe like beating DiDonato
Jenny O: “That’s a bridge to far Cassie. It isn’t going to happen and you know it”
Cassie: “I was just pointing out how big that win was”
Mac: “You didn’t think I could do it. Tess, you predicted I would lose”
Tess: True, but I have to predict who I think will win, not the one I would like to win
Mac: “When I’m through with that British crumpet, her dreams of the Hall Of Fame will be just a memory, if she can remember anything
Tess: We got some tape of you in the ring. Let’s run it”
Mac: “Great idea. I would watch it again and again”
The tape rolls. Ring announcer “I would like to acknowledge the presence of true greats of the FCBA who is joining us in the ring.” There is Mac stepping into the over the middle rope smiling, ready for the cheers of the crowd. The Announcer continues “she in universally recognized as the greatest of all time” Mac’s face has turned red from embarrassment and anger. The announcer continues “Let’s have a hand for the great Charlize Theron” Mac is trying to get over the middle rope. She slips and bounces off the apron onto the floor. Ring siders are in stitches laughing. You can hear Mac “Don’t you eyeball me.Theron..do not eyeball me. I can go another ten round easy…not that it would take that long, I promise you that” The tape stops
Tess and Cassie are laughing hysterically
Mac: Oh you think you are so smart. Well I am one of the truly greats. The announcer was probably paid to introduce her. Like, who cares about Theron. She’s not yesterday’s news, She’s the last decade’s news.”
Cassie:" Would you like to tell her that face to face"
Mac panic showing:" I know she is a good friend of yours. Just goes to show the type of company you keep. She isn’t here is she?"
Tess: “No she isn’t, but you don’t bad mouth her in my presence. It’s not good for you health”
Mac: "Oh I am sooo scared. I’ll take care of you in about three rounds shorter than I took to destroy what’s her name”
Tess reaches under the table and comes up with two sets of small boxing gloves and the shorts and bras that Theron had left there a couple month’s ago
Tess: ‘After the crowd clears out, You and me down in the ring. Never mind I am six inches taller, twenty pounds heavier and 21 years younger”
Mac: I would love to, but I have to leave. I have something you will never have”
Tess: “What’s that ?”
Mac: “A husband” and she walks out the door