Post by Lookout! Boxing on Dec 26, 2020 4:37:23 GMT -6
RACHEL MCADAMS VS KIM KARDASHIAN
Writing: Archer Results: Lookout
Rachel: 42 YO, 5’4 (1.63 m), 53-45-1, (31 KO) since 2005, Foxfire Boxing
Kim: 40 YO, 5’3 (1.60 m), 15-24-0, 15 KO since 2008. Global Boxing Syndicate
Before: “This fight is important to me,” explains Rachel McAdams before the fight, “it will be my 100th FCBA fight over a period of 15 years. It will also mark my final fight before I move on to Foxfire’s new Cougar Division. I have had my victories and my defeats, but I take pride in finishing with a winning record and having lasted so many years. Kim is going to be my opponent and I expect her to do her best to spoil my party. Sorry, Kim, but that’s just not going to happen.”
To which Kim Kardashian repiies: “I am glad you are headed for the Cougars and not just a rocking chair at the FCBA Retirement Home, Rachel. And you are right: I am out to spoil your party with a win, but I suspect you would not want it any other way.”
“Exactly, I want to have to work for win #54 and I know you’re the one who won’t make it easy.” Rachel replied.
“Hey, I want my win #16, that’s just as important to me as your #54,” Kim said.
“Then let’s get to the ring and find out who gets the win,” Rachel suggested and Kim nodded enthusiastically.
Rachel and Kim have done the joint interview in their hooded fight robes. As they later make their way to the ring, Rachel removes her robe to reveal she is wearing her favorite black, red and pink one piece swimsuit with red boots and gloves (black laces). Her bobbed blonde hair is loose, but wetted down. Kim is in a simple black one piece with white gloves and boots (black laces), Kim’s dark hair is in a battle braid down her back.\
Rachel looks a bit fidgety as the ring instructions are gone over. Kim in looking tense as well and both look like could just get to the fighting part. Finally the official and the two women tap gloves. They go their corners for another seemingly endless wait and then DING! DING! The bells rings…
R1: Rachel and Kim move out to center ring quickly and start firing away. Both bouncing shots off the sides of each other’s heads. Then Rachel brings left/right uppercuts into Kim’s chin and then a smashing right to the jaw. Kim put back on her heels and now Rachel goes to Kim’s impressive rack with jugg smacking rights and lefts. Kim jabbing back to Rachel’s face which stalls her attack. Then Rachel and Kim circle each other and now Rachel hooks Kim to the midsection and Kim starts to tilt forward at the waist. Then quick bang-bang right-lefts to the head. Kim falling back as he round draws to a close. Rachel wins the round wide.
R2: Bell sounds and out the fighters come. Kim moves to the side as Rachel makes a rush at her and she brings a smashing right into Rachel’s jaw. Rachel knocked to one side and by the time she recovers Kim on her hammering her hard to the chin and jaw. Rachel hastily covering up and retreating, but Kim is staying with her, giving Rachel’s smaller chest a vengeful working over while she it at it. Kim goes to the belly with hooks that bend Rachel forward can work over Rachel’s breasts and sides of her head. Rachel finally able get back and organize her jab to hold Kim off to the bell. Kim Kardashian wins the round by a wide margin.
R3: Rachel and Kim waste no time getting to mid-ring as soon as the bell rings. They are slam punches to the body and then to the head. They battle in closer and soon they are firing leather at boot-tip range. They are really digging in the hooks. Kim’s big breasts catching with blows to their undersides, but Kim pounding Rachel’s rib cage and belly. They slamming in the leather over and over. The impacts start causing gasps and gurgles, but neither will back off. They battle down to the bell. Then they stand back, sweat trickling down their faces and then turn away to go their corners. Round is ruled a DRAW.
R4: The bell rings for the new round and the action resumes as Kim and Rachel charge out the middle of the ring. They pick up where R3 left off as they get toe to toe and start the body busting action. The sounds of leather smacking sweat soaked fabric can be heard clearly by ringsiders along with a rising sound grunts and gasps. It is again staying every even, but then Rachel takes a step back and Kim stumbles forward. WHAM! Rachel brings a meaty right uppercut into Kim’s chin and then a meaty left. Kim is frozen and Rachel slams two more into Kim’s unguarded chin. TIMBER! Kim topples over backwards and CRASHES onto her back. She lands hard with hands thrown over her head and her eyelids fluttering. Rachel hastens to the neutral corner. Kim stirring and trying to rise as the referee counts. Kim pushes herself into a sitting up position and braces herself with one hand on the cnvas, She looks up blankly as the referee is caling:
“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!...YOU’RE PUT!”
THE WINNER: RACHEL MCADAMS DEFEATS KIM KARDASHIAN KO4!
After: “It was just the kind of fight I wanted,” Rachel McAdams tells reporters in the ring. “I wanted to be challenged hard and did just that. I am feeling her punches, believe me, but fortunately, I found the way to win and it feels so good.”
Kim K. comments later: “It took a sneaky move to beat me, but I should have known a veteran like Rachel would have it in her bag of tricks. I wish Rachel well and right now I just need to get some ice packs. For some reason my ‘girls’ here are hurting.” (Kim says pointing to her ample chest with a rueful smile).
Rachel McAdams reaches a milestone in her FCBA career as she now has 100 total fights on her record. Sharp contest while it lasted and a good way for Rachel to end her regular FCBA career. Kim Kardashian gave a good shot, but Rachel just tricky enough to win it in 4. Rachel’s future as a Cougar could be interesting as she gets the chance to revisit old foes and foes she never got around to fighting. Her fans are eager to see how she does in future fights.
Writing: Archer Results: Lookout
Rachel: 42 YO, 5’4 (1.63 m), 53-45-1, (31 KO) since 2005, Foxfire Boxing
Kim: 40 YO, 5’3 (1.60 m), 15-24-0, 15 KO since 2008. Global Boxing Syndicate
Before: “This fight is important to me,” explains Rachel McAdams before the fight, “it will be my 100th FCBA fight over a period of 15 years. It will also mark my final fight before I move on to Foxfire’s new Cougar Division. I have had my victories and my defeats, but I take pride in finishing with a winning record and having lasted so many years. Kim is going to be my opponent and I expect her to do her best to spoil my party. Sorry, Kim, but that’s just not going to happen.”
To which Kim Kardashian repiies: “I am glad you are headed for the Cougars and not just a rocking chair at the FCBA Retirement Home, Rachel. And you are right: I am out to spoil your party with a win, but I suspect you would not want it any other way.”
“Exactly, I want to have to work for win #54 and I know you’re the one who won’t make it easy.” Rachel replied.
“Hey, I want my win #16, that’s just as important to me as your #54,” Kim said.
“Then let’s get to the ring and find out who gets the win,” Rachel suggested and Kim nodded enthusiastically.
Rachel and Kim have done the joint interview in their hooded fight robes. As they later make their way to the ring, Rachel removes her robe to reveal she is wearing her favorite black, red and pink one piece swimsuit with red boots and gloves (black laces). Her bobbed blonde hair is loose, but wetted down. Kim is in a simple black one piece with white gloves and boots (black laces), Kim’s dark hair is in a battle braid down her back.\
Rachel looks a bit fidgety as the ring instructions are gone over. Kim in looking tense as well and both look like could just get to the fighting part. Finally the official and the two women tap gloves. They go their corners for another seemingly endless wait and then DING! DING! The bells rings…
R1: Rachel and Kim move out to center ring quickly and start firing away. Both bouncing shots off the sides of each other’s heads. Then Rachel brings left/right uppercuts into Kim’s chin and then a smashing right to the jaw. Kim put back on her heels and now Rachel goes to Kim’s impressive rack with jugg smacking rights and lefts. Kim jabbing back to Rachel’s face which stalls her attack. Then Rachel and Kim circle each other and now Rachel hooks Kim to the midsection and Kim starts to tilt forward at the waist. Then quick bang-bang right-lefts to the head. Kim falling back as he round draws to a close. Rachel wins the round wide.
R2: Bell sounds and out the fighters come. Kim moves to the side as Rachel makes a rush at her and she brings a smashing right into Rachel’s jaw. Rachel knocked to one side and by the time she recovers Kim on her hammering her hard to the chin and jaw. Rachel hastily covering up and retreating, but Kim is staying with her, giving Rachel’s smaller chest a vengeful working over while she it at it. Kim goes to the belly with hooks that bend Rachel forward can work over Rachel’s breasts and sides of her head. Rachel finally able get back and organize her jab to hold Kim off to the bell. Kim Kardashian wins the round by a wide margin.
R3: Rachel and Kim waste no time getting to mid-ring as soon as the bell rings. They are slam punches to the body and then to the head. They battle in closer and soon they are firing leather at boot-tip range. They are really digging in the hooks. Kim’s big breasts catching with blows to their undersides, but Kim pounding Rachel’s rib cage and belly. They slamming in the leather over and over. The impacts start causing gasps and gurgles, but neither will back off. They battle down to the bell. Then they stand back, sweat trickling down their faces and then turn away to go their corners. Round is ruled a DRAW.
R4: The bell rings for the new round and the action resumes as Kim and Rachel charge out the middle of the ring. They pick up where R3 left off as they get toe to toe and start the body busting action. The sounds of leather smacking sweat soaked fabric can be heard clearly by ringsiders along with a rising sound grunts and gasps. It is again staying every even, but then Rachel takes a step back and Kim stumbles forward. WHAM! Rachel brings a meaty right uppercut into Kim’s chin and then a meaty left. Kim is frozen and Rachel slams two more into Kim’s unguarded chin. TIMBER! Kim topples over backwards and CRASHES onto her back. She lands hard with hands thrown over her head and her eyelids fluttering. Rachel hastens to the neutral corner. Kim stirring and trying to rise as the referee counts. Kim pushes herself into a sitting up position and braces herself with one hand on the cnvas, She looks up blankly as the referee is caling:
“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!...YOU’RE PUT!”
THE WINNER: RACHEL MCADAMS DEFEATS KIM KARDASHIAN KO4!
After: “It was just the kind of fight I wanted,” Rachel McAdams tells reporters in the ring. “I wanted to be challenged hard and did just that. I am feeling her punches, believe me, but fortunately, I found the way to win and it feels so good.”
Kim K. comments later: “It took a sneaky move to beat me, but I should have known a veteran like Rachel would have it in her bag of tricks. I wish Rachel well and right now I just need to get some ice packs. For some reason my ‘girls’ here are hurting.” (Kim says pointing to her ample chest with a rueful smile).
Rachel McAdams reaches a milestone in her FCBA career as she now has 100 total fights on her record. Sharp contest while it lasted and a good way for Rachel to end her regular FCBA career. Kim Kardashian gave a good shot, but Rachel just tricky enough to win it in 4. Rachel’s future as a Cougar could be interesting as she gets the chance to revisit old foes and foes she never got around to fighting. Her fans are eager to see how she does in future fights.
