Kira Kosarin versus Caity Lotz

KIRA KOSARIN (23 y/o, 5 ft 6, W: 29, L: 13) VS CAITY LOTZ (33 y/o, 5 ft 5, W: 16, L: 12)

Results: Lookout!, Writing: Bonzo

Before: Caity Lotz is a fighter noted for her gym-rat athleticism and sturdy bantam power – she‘s simply one of the fittest, most toned fighters in the business, and her endless stamina‘s usually a dangerous challenge for every opponent in the ring. This year, she couldn‘t get past Lizzie Olsen and Priyanka Chopra, but she‘s upset Katheryn Winnick, has a positive record for the year and she‘s made Boxing World‘s Top 20 rankings last time out. Lotz has ambitious plans for 2021, and Bonzo Gym‘s young sensation, Kira Kosarin, is pretty much standing in her way to set her sights on future glory – Caity‘s simply here looking to make a splash against Kira:

“I‘ve had my eyes on Kira for a while – she‘s pretty hot, right?“, Caity grins. “But I‘m here to suss out whether Kira‘s for real, guys! People think she‘s a fit, toned girl – but wait until you see her against me in the ring! My legs, my stamina, my abs – that‘s usually a pretty big shock to any girl in a ring with me, but I promise you it will just make Kira cry in frustration! Where you see fit and toned – I‘m only putting her under my magnifying glass, and boy, I‘m seeing some winter flab on Miss Kosarin! And just like Samara Weaving, I intend to take her out behind the woodshed and give her a good drubbing, guys! Kira‘s ready to get chopped back down to size – just watch me!“

Kira Kosarin‘s no longer much of a rookie – by now she‘s a crowd-pleasing, wildly popular staple of the division, a former champion, and one of the most confident trash talkers of the bantam division, genuinely confident of her superiority over every girl put in the ring against her. 2020‘s been hit and miss – she‘s stormed to the title, lost it to *hated* young rival Bella Thorne, lost three close, intense fights in a row, and has just now clawed back some of her mojo with back-to-back triumphs over Kat Dennings and Demi Lovato. Caity‘s pre-talk‘s got Kira thrilled, too:

“I really love how motivated Caity‘s shaping up, guys,“ Kira states pre-fight. “She‘s fit and cute, no doubt – but I‘m stealing girls‘s hearts and souls and leave them here in the ring with me! She can go all gymrat on me – I‘m taking her out anyway. I just take pressure *so* well, you know?“, she says, trying to sound surprised at how good she really is. “That‘s why I thought it was fun to get Lotz in the ring with me – she‘s so fit and she can pretty much go all night long, right? Well, unless she‘s stopped by my fists, and guys, it‘s going to happen *a lot* sooner than Caity thinks. Let her find it out up close, though!“

Fight night attire: Kira‘s clad in a sexy blue one-piece bikini, carrying plenty of hip swagger into the ring, as her brunette hair‘s all loose, curvy, plus red boots, red gloves – Caity‘s in an athletic red tank top, tight red panties, white gloves, white boots, her blonde hair curvy, behind her ears.


 

Fight: R1: Caity‘s taking her quickness, athleticism to Kira, executing swift, sudden charges/raids on favoured opponent – she‘s wide-eyed, forming a mobile, springy stance, pinging out jabs with a limber, whippy left hand jab! Kira sets up earmuff, peek-a-boo looks – brawny, flat-footed stuff, just looking to see what Lotz‘s got. Caity bouncing on her toes, popping her hips left/right – sometimes bringing in series of three, four little poke jabs to Kira‘s guard/arms in a row, as Kosarin‘s hesitant to trigger the counter hook, wary of Caity‘s rhythms, odd tempo surges. Quick bobs, turns, feints from Lotz – late in the first minute, she takes a super-swift dip, cutting so low under Kira‘s tall, measuring jab hand, and *gets* her double left body hook spanking off Kira‘s tummy flesh, pik pak! Kira rocked, crinkling a bit under the pressure – she‘s out fast, with Lotz charging her WILD in pursuit.

Mid-round scenes – more chipshot jabs, more bob n‘ step feints, as jabs, short rights spit out steady, try to pepper Kira into a freeze. And tough Kira‘s getting pretty impatient at this point, breaking out of her textbook stance, her sturdy, safe defense, as Caity‘s rushes, surges continue unimpeded – she‘s trying to step into her own poke jab, finally extending on her shots, trying to trigger right crosses/uppercuts off it.

Lotz‘s ready, feasting on Kira‘s impatience: a short slide-back right, Lotz, has Kira stepping into the opening gap, her jab outstretched, missing Caity‘s hairline – Lotz sets her hips, and SCRUBS the left hook, right uppercut off Kira‘s mouth/jaw in quick, striking booya fashion! Kira‘s right hand sails out, as thighs get all quivery – she‘s forced into a hunker on the spot, as Lotz‘s starting to rip at her girl! A short dip hook to the paunch, a classy right uppercut to stubborn Kira‘s right ear, and then a mean, short, straight left just slotted in HARD, precise to Kira‘s jugs/ribs – she‘s spilling Kira out of her stance/form at will!

Final minute – Caity bouncy, springy, as Kira‘s setting up sturdy, pouty defenses at the ropes. Taller, harder shots coming in right now – Lotz‘s taking those quickstep lunges, peppering mean left/right hands to Kosarin‘s head/ears/raised arms. Caity so toned, muscular – she‘s muscling on top of her opponent on the inside, clobbering Kira‘s elbows out the way, and taking bats, SMACKS at Kira‘s abs/ribs. Moans, groans, pouts from poor Kira – Caity‘s promised she‘d take her behind the woodshed, and she‘s taking her there now!

During break – Lotz upbeat, grinning big. Kira? She‘s breathing hard, well in need of a break and rest after furious non-stop pressure from a strong, hungry blonde trying to snatch *her* soul in the ring.

R2: Caity slapping her gloves together HARD – she‘s so determined, wide-eyed, hoping to up the tempo further, and start looking for serious quit in Kira‘s eyes, legs, heart.

Kira‘s really trying to lay in with her girl Lotz, step her back the hard, stomping jab in the exchanges now, get to compete some – but Lotz‘s all dips, rolls and tacks, accelerating the pace, moving her head/toned bod well out of Kira‘s surging power shots. Kosarin‘s all brawny, flat-footed, looking her trademark bantam big – but she‘s a confused beauty, not reading Caity‘s bobs, steps n‘ feints well, walking into harm. Lotz‘s eyes no friggin‘ pokerface – she‘s a vision of snarls, prowls, fight lust, stepping into quick, swift shots off her toes/heels, always taking feints, lunges at strong, controlled brunette foe, smacking Kira‘s ear left, right, left, right off a series of poke jabs about a minute in, as Kira‘s still on the spot, pasted!

About two minutes in – Lotz‘s still working her magic, taking her shots all bendy and springy to a pouty, angry Kira. Kira‘s sliding along the apron in a tight earmuff, showing peek-a-boo looks, taking slight, cautious back-pedals – her range work‘s getting a little better, as her athletic legs finally adjust a bit to Caity‘s paces, rhythms. And Lotz‘s in there with a dip, lunge again – Kira‘s finally able to ROLL the shot, BELT BACK a power jab to Caity‘s right jug in firm, authoritative fashion! The overhand right hook misses Lotz‘s hairline/temple in follow-up surge – but the blonde‘s felt the shot, pedalling out fast, hopping away quickly to regroup, set up further attacks.

Down the stretch – Kira‘s feeling upbeat, trading mid-ring jabs with a more cautious Lotz who‘s bobbing at the waist, feinting, waiting her out. Kosarin‘s feeling her momentum, surging right in after Caity‘s rangy jab gets a little short – a quick lunge off the left foot sets up a left hook into Caity‘s tits, and a lead right uppercut to blonde‘s mouth! Lotz duly sets up at the perimeters, as the clock‘s ticking down – Kira‘s extending on her body shots, using jabs, low hooks, putting back-pedal pressure on blonde first time out tonight! Oh no, quick shoulder roll, Caity – a short, SHREWD counter hook off ropes! Kira just *never* seeing the punch from that odd, sneaky, well-prepared angle – she spills face-first into the ropes, as her knees soften up and thighs go jello…she‘s saved by the bell and a ref rushing in right after it!

Emergency work, and the riot act‘s read for pretty, hurt Kira during break – the brunette‘s just out of sorts. “Blonde‘s leading you on a merry chase, Kira – time to make her feel the hurt, too, girl!“

R3: It ain‘t broke, and Caity‘s surely not tryin‘ to fix – but Kira is!

A risky, brute-force approach‘s working for her – right off the bell, Kira‘s taking firm hops into Lotz‘s range, bulling short, STUBBY right hands to Caity‘s rack, splashing her left/right, left/right, as fists spank off solid, toned flesh! Lotz startled, overwhelmed, trying to dodge, roll – sturdy hips set up some tik-tok counters, as Lotz‘s starting to back-pedal! Caity rolling right, trying to clip her the right toss haymaker from the lap, waist – shot does crash to Kira‘s cheek with a hard smacking sound, but it ain‘t stopping her! Kira a-rushing through the hit, and she‘s back via a stubby left to tits, a stubby right to chin – and Lotz‘s chased to the ropes in alarm! Caity gurgles a shout of pain, as her sturdy upper bod‘s sloshing around loose – Kira sets up shop right inside her sturdy foe‘s jugs, keeping her head well below blonde‘s jawline, ripping ‘em to flanks, tummy in hup, hup! Lotz being pretty sturdy in defense – shoulders get lowered, as small, muscular hands push off Kira, trying to get the bigger girl off from her at the ropes!

About a minute‘s past – Kira‘s putting together solid moments along the ropes.

Hard, tidy jabs lead the way – she‘s taking aggressive leftward pivots, neatly driving blonde back, always ready for a good ol‘ right lead hand past Caity‘s own jab, landing more of those stout, BLUNT right hands on Lotz‘s chin/ear during competitive trade. Lotz is slowing down – she‘s slowly directed to ropes against her will during second minute, falling off Kira‘s quicker jab pace, while springy, bouncy attacks disappear from blonde repertoire. Caity‘s got great defensive counter looks off the ropes, no doubt – there‘s short, popping left/right uppercuts, depending on her position, as the blonde‘s rolling the incoming shots from her place at the ropes, shrugging back hard from odd, SNEAKY angles, keeping Kira on edge!

Down the stretch – girls finally get heated, physical. Caity‘s trying to put an end to Kira‘s big-girl bullying alongside the ropes, now moving in hot against her, simply going pate to pate – girls intensely rub shoulders, kiss foreheads, bump arms or jugs for control. Girls take turns, reach under each other‘s arms, walk their foe back, wriggle free – then land big, stout shots to opposite biceps, tummy. Lotz‘s so muscular and fit, always rolling with the shots, blasting it back – but Kira‘s heavier, thudding punches just BLUDGEON her blonde into discipline, compliance! A short, oomphy left hook to Lotz‘s healthy jugs rocks the blonde out of stance into a stutter, eliciting a soft groan, exhausted grunts from blonde girl – a tight, curt uppercut combo just spanks off Lotz‘s left, right jawline, as blonde‘s hands sail out, freezing her, riding her butt onto the ropes, as Kira‘s clubbing her grim, STOUT hammers to opposite ears/biceps/tits.

Break: Caity‘s mouthbreathing, laying back all exhausted in her corner after Kira‘s fists finally start to make her bantam power felt – fit, sturdy blonde will need her famous stamina for a comeback!

R4: Early trade‘s heated, pretty fierce as girls realize the momentum‘s still pretty much up for grabs right now – girls form bendy crouches, lean into each other, drifting respective jabs to jugs, mouths.

Kira being rude n‘ rough: her left arm pulls down Caity‘s right, pushes her blonde a lil‘ upright – SPITS the short right-hand cross between Lotz‘s eyes with plenty of kick behind it! Lotz‘s lips form a pout, blubbering protest, as right leg gives out for a moment – Kira‘s quickly pressing on top, using elbows inside to cuff n‘ nudge back Caity‘s jugs, or taking her left shoulder against Lotz‘s skull. Kira so methodical, brutal – she‘s found out how her brute force, raw physicality can start to grind down Caity‘s advantages in pace, leggy rhythms. About a minute in, Caity‘s all pouts, pursed lips, frowns – she‘s alert, concentrated, but getting her butt shelled, clobbered at various ropeside positions, unable to unseat Kira from heavy top positions on her pinned blonde!

Final minute – Lotz‘s rallying, as Kira‘s choo-choo pressure‘s just boxing her into ropes, corners.

Caity‘s still in impressive athletic shape, showing some nice hops or slide-outs along the ropes, just a-trying to tag Kira‘s jawline/rosy cheeks inside as girls bump, rub, work it. Kira‘s working her thing in that heavy, effective fashion – her arms pull down Caity‘s wrists n‘ elbows, so she can SHRUG her the short inside uppercut to blonde‘s breasts/ribs, or club shots upside Lotz‘s biceps, numbing those muscular arms into a freeze. Lotz‘s staring on all sleepy, lips parted at bell – she‘s on the ropes, mitts at either ear, hunkering down, still trying to clip back the odd perky hook to Kira‘s jugs, jaw, but just can‘t unseat the young brunette from her strong, dominant position!

Break – Caity‘s reeling to her corner, legs a totter, her formerly wide, hungry eyes only an unfocused haze.

R5: Bantam girls erupt into ferocious two-way trade – early combat‘s wild, intense, as Lotz‘s trying everything to rip back momentum off Kira‘s sturdy shoulders. Caity rushes into Kira via bobs n‘ crouches, setting her hips left, right, left – she‘s exploding into fast, hard shots off her hips, waist, just trying to slice ‘em up with a brush to Kira‘s chin, or staying low and bringing the firm, tidy body hook across Kira‘s paunch/flanks, hoping to suck energy out of strong brunette‘s core/legs with a gasp. Kosarin taking back-pedals, surprised by Caity‘s surge, heart – thick, bashing jabs to tits/ribs can‘t stop Lotz‘s intrusions, but her loping overhand right hand belts n‘ socks will! Lotz‘s catching it stiff, as wide overhand shot CRASHES to pretty blonde‘s hairline/temple – she‘s in groans, stumbling around on the spot!

Mid-round scenes – Lotz‘s taking leggy lopes, pivots, keeping that left hand all limber n‘ ready at lap, thighs, trying to step out/lean away from Kosarin‘s supple, powerful jab, right cross approaches...blonde‘s leggy stamina‘s returned back on display, but she‘s in a grim-faced pout! Kira walks through a series of Lotz‘s limber, slapping approach jabs – only concerned to take that right hand all the freaking way to Caity‘s jaw in blistering, stop-a-girl fashion! And that‘s *exactly* where she takes her right hand! Hard, clean shot upside blonde‘s jaw‘s got her flabbergasted, sending tremors of shock down pair of sporty blonde‘s legs – Lotz sets up a tight earmuff on the ropes!

Just a minute‘s to go – more mayhem, Kira Kosarin!

Caity‘s positioned at ropeside, her legs set wide apart, hips a steady bounce, trying to roll n‘ dip the shots, hoping to trigger a mean counter from somwhere – she‘s under siege! Caity‘s grunting in heavy effort, as Kira‘s bludgeoning her – two, three short jabs tap to the jugs, there‘s a healthy shove of brawn to blonde‘s neck/shoulder, making sure she‘s upright for incoming shots. Kira lashes out short, drub shots at either flank/liver, folding up blonde from ropes, as Lotz‘s eyes suddenly go dizzy, her eyelashes a helpless flutter – she‘s paralyzed! Kira wide-eyed, fascinated – she lands a short tap upside Caity‘s biceps. A hook to the jugs. Another hook to the jugs. And another friggin‘ hook to the jugs – Caity Lotz‘s hands drop, as Kira‘s ruining her! Blonde‘s vulnerable: a short right hand belts to Caity‘s right jawline – BLONDE GIRL DOWN!

Caity sprawls down from ropes into prone, just as her right arm sails out, and legs take a long, slow wilt – she‘s a dazed beauty on her tummy, just trying to shake off the knockout! Lotz‘s fighting bravely onto her hands, knees – she‘s crawling forward a step, and another step, as her upper bod‘s taking sloshing heaves, her tummy panting. It‘s too much tremble, too much quiver – Caity finally rolls onto her side in exhaustion, as muscles shut, and tears well up, as proud, sturdy blonde just can‘t fight back onto her feet! Kira takes a long look at blonde girl down on the canvas, nods in approval, wiggles a finger in her direction, STORMS to her corner all screams, shouts, chest pounds – she‘s taken the blonde out for a heartless KO5 Kira Kosarin!

After: Pretty, buff blonde‘s down n‘ out – Caity‘s toned abs, sexy tummy panting, one arm over her head in quiet sobs, as Medallion corner‘s rushing in for help, propping up their toned, *bitterly* disappointed fighter. No doubt Kira‘s been sorely bruised, too, well tested tonight – the young Bonzo upstart sensation‘s looked pretty slow, clueless against Caity Lotz‘s pacy surges, those leggy lunge-style attacks early on in the fight. Brute force‘s brought back momentum her way – it was her trademark “bantam big“ on display. Kosarin‘s showed grit, heart at the end of 2020 – a series of three devastating losses has been erased, as Dennings, Lovato and Lotz go to sleep at Kira‘s feet:

“Yeah, Caity‘s actually been a great test for me,“ Kira confirms after the fight, her tone just as arrogant as the quote‘s suggesting. “But I‘m happy – sometime you just gotta let a girl work her thing and wait until she‘s tired and ready to get out,“ she says, trying to dismiss Caity‘s performance. “I mean, it‘s not like she‘s ever put me in danger, right?“