Post by Tractorpull Magazine on Jul 31, 2016 10:22:21 GMT -6
Jenny Mac and Jenny O’Dell are sitting in the HBO Lounge when the door opens and Tess steps in
Tess: Ladies, may I introduce the new FCBA Flyweight Champion Cassandra Lynn Scerbo
Cassie bounces in wearing the flyweight title belt
Jenny Mac: What’s the big deal. I held a title, Jenny O here, held three and according to her resume on the Tractorpull website, Walmart retired as a champion when she was twenty. That was four and half years ago. Being a champion around here is just makes you one of a large club
Tess: Mac, you held one title, Cassie is going to a bunch of titles
Cassie: Tess, what are you saying?
Tess: I’m saying you are great and are going to hold numerous titles
Cassie: I don’t think you understand what you are saying
Tess: I don’t?
Cassie: In order to hold more titles, I am going to have to lose this one. I don’t want to have a lot of titles. I want to keep this one until I retire. Charlize is great because she held a zillion titles, but that means she also lost a zillion titles. Me I want to keep this one. I want to be the one who never lost a title
Tess: I see your point but…..
Cassie: No buts . You know I have the run of the Manor. I know where your bedroom is. So BFF, what flavor pudding do you want to sleep in tonight
Mac: Lets see you talk your way out of this one Walmart
Tess: I was thinking everyone loses a title , but I forgot that Cassie is not everyone. She’s special. She may hold this title until she retires
Mac: That’s sickening
Jenny O: Good recovery Tess
Cassie: Yeah Tess, good recovery. Your bedroom is safe at least for tonight.
Jenny O: I guess you all don’t want to talk about the fights tonight
Mac: I sure don’t. It’s just a bunch of losers brought in to pad Front Streets hookers records
Tess: Cassie and I are going to Le Bec Fin. Henri is preparing a special champagne brunch to celebrate Cassie winning her first title
Cassie: Tess, would you like rephrase that
Tess: Celebrate her winning the title
Cassie: Thats better. Jenny and Jenny, you are invited to go with us.
Jenny O; that sounds delightful count me in
Mac: We talking free booze?
Tess: Sure
Mac: I’m in. I knew Scabo would be good for something sooner or later
Tess: Ladies, may I introduce the new FCBA Flyweight Champion Cassandra Lynn Scerbo
Cassie bounces in wearing the flyweight title belt
Jenny Mac: What’s the big deal. I held a title, Jenny O here, held three and according to her resume on the Tractorpull website, Walmart retired as a champion when she was twenty. That was four and half years ago. Being a champion around here is just makes you one of a large club
Tess: Mac, you held one title, Cassie is going to a bunch of titles
Cassie: Tess, what are you saying?
Tess: I’m saying you are great and are going to hold numerous titles
Cassie: I don’t think you understand what you are saying
Tess: I don’t?
Cassie: In order to hold more titles, I am going to have to lose this one. I don’t want to have a lot of titles. I want to keep this one until I retire. Charlize is great because she held a zillion titles, but that means she also lost a zillion titles. Me I want to keep this one. I want to be the one who never lost a title
Tess: I see your point but…..
Cassie: No buts . You know I have the run of the Manor. I know where your bedroom is. So BFF, what flavor pudding do you want to sleep in tonight
Mac: Lets see you talk your way out of this one Walmart
Tess: I was thinking everyone loses a title , but I forgot that Cassie is not everyone. She’s special. She may hold this title until she retires
Mac: That’s sickening
Jenny O: Good recovery Tess
Cassie: Yeah Tess, good recovery. Your bedroom is safe at least for tonight.
Jenny O: I guess you all don’t want to talk about the fights tonight
Mac: I sure don’t. It’s just a bunch of losers brought in to pad Front Streets hookers records
Tess: Cassie and I are going to Le Bec Fin. Henri is preparing a special champagne brunch to celebrate Cassie winning her first title
Cassie: Tess, would you like rephrase that
Tess: Celebrate her winning the title
Cassie: Thats better. Jenny and Jenny, you are invited to go with us.
Jenny O; that sounds delightful count me in
Mac: We talking free booze?
Tess: Sure
Mac: I’m in. I knew Scabo would be good for something sooner or later