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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Nov 29, 2020 11:12:46 GMT -6
Good morning!
In news that will surprise very few who have been following the FCBA recently, we have decided to sign a new lightweight to the ranks of Lookout! Boxing. She has campaigned heavily to join our stable following her release from her previous stable and to be completely honest, there has been significant campaigning within our stable to NOT sign her. But, in the end, we decided that the risks heavily outweigh the rewards. While this news has not been met with unanimous support within our ranks, especially given who she beat in her most recent match, we want to make it clear that regardless of the outcome in the most recent JMDD title match, we planned to sign her. She has had a meotoric rise in the lightweight division and while we don't expect her to continue that same level of success, we do expect her to be a force in the division, JMDD and otherwise, for years to come. To that end, she will receive training from two Hall-of-Famers in Yvonne Strahovski and Missy Peregrym, who are looking forward to working with such a bold, confident fighter.
Without further ado, we would like to announce officially the signing of Kylie Jenner to the ranks of Lookout! Boxing.
Of course, we will be accepting challenges for the JMDD title for the upcoming December PPV and will welcome any challenges in general for the lightweight division. Hopefully she'll receive a warmer welcome in the FCBA than she has within our hallowed halls at times, but personally, we couldn't be happier to have her join our historic lightweight division and our proud stable.
-Lookout!
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Post by girlsfriday on Nov 29, 2020 11:56:49 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:You kept this one quiet from me sis, wonder how long you have been courting yourself to "them" because you know that stable is full of frankly back stabbing bytches right? *Rolls eyes* if you were that desperate for a stable maybe I could have put a word in for you, instead I don't know what to think right now... 
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Post by Kylie Jenner on Nov 30, 2020 3:19:54 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:You kept this one quiet from me sis, wonder how long you have been courting yourself to "them" because you know that stable is full of frankly back stabbing bytches right? *Rolls eyes* if you were that desperate for a stable maybe I could have put a word in for you, instead I don't know what to think right now... First of all, Kendall, I don't think I kept it a secret from anybody that I thought I could take down Kate Upton and take her spot on the Lookout! Boxing roster. While they haven't kicked her out yet, I think it's only a matter of time. While they may be a stable of back stabbing bytches, I am going to be on top when that's all said and done. More than you can say for your stable.
The fact is Kendall, you're so self-absorbed that you didn't even notice. Everything comes as a surprise to you, including apparently the fact that I certainly would not want to be on the same stable with you. For what it's worth, I don't think you could handle the fact that I'm going to be better than you in the lightweight division. I'm never desperate, only dominant. And of course you don't know what to think, my sweet, airhead sister, but I'll be happy to tell you what I think.
I think you should stay out of my way. I'm happy to have your support and will definitely back you up too, but I'm headed to the top of the lightweight division. Whether that's around you, over you or through you will be up to you, sis! I'm sure you'll make the right choice and step aside. Love you!
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Post by girlsfriday on Nov 30, 2020 10:26:27 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:Oh is that how it is... I've always tried to be the best big sister I could be, I tried to help you all the times you wanted to achieve goals, I helped pick you up when boyfriends would cheat on you, this is the thanks I get for all that. I guess if we are honest though this has always been an issue we kept quiet on, we are both successful in nigh on everything we do, you made me proud with everything that you've done, but the media have pitted us against each other for years, I thought we were above all that, I can see with how you are acting I was wrong. So Kylie work your way up the rankings, prove to me you truly belong on my level because while you were sitting on my couch at 10am some mornings sobbing that no stable would look at you, I was creating my empire in the FCBA, I have become one of the best frickin boxers through hard work and dedication, while you would just me the sob story of why you couldn't get noticed. I am glad you finally changed that tune but if you ever make it up to the mountain top, I will f***ing batter you back down to the bottom, when I do don't you dare come to my door sobbing, go to Kate Upton and her saggy boobs for comfort because right now *looks to the ceiling* I can't deal with you. I guess everyone will see soon who really is the number one Jenner
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Post by Kylie Jenner on Nov 30, 2020 20:49:24 GMT -6
So Kylie work your way up the rankings, prove to me you truly belong on my level because while you were sitting on my couch at 10am some mornings sobbing that no stable would look at you, I was creating my empire in the FCBA, I have become one of the best frickin boxers through hard work and dedication, while you would just me the sob story of why you couldn't get noticed. I am glad you finally changed that tune but if you ever make it up to the mountain top, I will f***ing batter you back down to the bottom, when I do don't you dare come to my door sobbing, go to Kate Upton and her saggy boobs for comfort because right now *looks to the ceiling* I can't deal with you. I guess everyone will see soon who really is the number one JennerOh Kendall, don't be quite SUCH a drama queen. You've always been an excellent big sister, even if I am bigger in plenty of ways where it counts, sister dear. I'm not going to let the media pit us against each other, but I'm not going to let you paint some narrative where you've worked your ass off and I've just sat on the couch, crying my eyes out and wondering why I was picked last.
Because I'm the one who freaking hustles and has the drive to succeed - I am worth almost a billion dollars between my cosmetics, endorsements, TV appearances and modeling. I think everybody already knows who is the number one Jenner or even Kardashian for what that's worth. And I'm worth SO much more.
Clearly, I don't know what empire you think you've created. Perhaps you notice that I'm the sister holding the title, not you and I'm the sister who smothered out Kate Upton, not you. You should be familiar with Upton's floppy boobs since they've been in your face SO f*cking often. I know you can't deal with me, so if you don't want to be the one sobbing, then back the f*ck off. If you come to my door, I'll be the one consoling you after you lose to Emily and Taylor and Kate again and if you're not careful, me.
I've always admired you, Kendall, but I'm going to the top of the motherf*cking mountain. You can either be standing there beside me or looking up at me in awe, like the res to the division will. Your choice, sis.
Xoxo, The Alpha Jenner
*In happier times*
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Post by Taylor Swift on Nov 30, 2020 21:40:32 GMT -6
Wow. I hope Kate enjoys playing second fiddle to the second Jenner, now that Upton lost her JMDD title. Meanwhile, I'm looking forward to crushing another Lookout and Jenner girl.  |
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Post by girlsfriday on Nov 30, 2020 23:07:09 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:First Taylor don't push your luck with either me or Kylie, we both know your games so if you come at us we will knock you on your ass, in my case not for the first time bytch, I can't wait to face you again. Now back to my "dearest" sister Kylie, who downplays how much I helped you gain your money, who was the person who sat with you through nights helping you not do some of the harebrained schemes you thought up? That was me! Who helped model your stuff? Me! On the TV well that was Kim who got us our start on there, I kept my mouth shut when you two were fighting like two cats in a w****house but now you turn your back on me, I should have knocked some sense into a long time ago baby sister. If you do make it up to the mountain top with me then there will be no mercy, we will fight as many times as needed and I am sorry, it honestly hurts me but I will hurt you in the ring, I will fight you with all my being till one of us can claim to be the best, that is simply me because while you won't admit it, I've been the driven one between us, the one who took on every challenge, so help me I will take you head on and bulldoze you. So now I warn you Kylie, you know my thoughts on this, if you challenge me we won't be siblings simply testing each other, you will be another Lookout bytch in my eyes, you will be my enemy and once it is over, either we will make up away from the ring or we will be rivals for our careers, I love you so don't make me have to fight you. I am going to train, get my head right
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Post by Ginny on Dec 1, 2020 11:25:46 GMT -6
Not to belabour the obvious, but Kylie Jenner is a BIG addition to Lookout's locker room...maybe they're going to need a new wing.
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Post by Vassago on Dec 1, 2020 11:52:41 GMT -6
Does anyone suggest here Kylie Jenner might end up at welterweight sooner rather than later?  |
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Post by Tractorpull on Dec 1, 2020 14:24:30 GMT -6
Tess Valmore
Will y’all just shut up. I tried of hearing about it
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Post by Kylie Jenner on Dec 1, 2020 23:52:27 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:First Taylor don't push your luck with either me or Kylie, we both know your games so if you come at us we will knock you on your ass, in my case not for the first time bytch, I can't wait to face you again. Now back to my "dearest" sister Kylie, who downplays how much I helped you gain your money, who was the person who sat with you through nights helping you not do some of the harebrained schemes you thought up? That was me! Who helped model your stuff? Me! On the TV well that was Kim who got us our start on there, I kept my mouth shut when you two were fighting like two cats in a w****house but now you turn your back on me, I should have knocked some sense into a long time ago baby sister. If you do make it up to the mountain top with me then there will be no mercy, we will fight as many times as needed and I am sorry, it honestly hurts me but I will hurt you in the ring, I will fight you with all my being till one of us can claim to be the best, that is simply me because while you won't admit it, I've been the driven one between us, the one who took on every challenge, so help me I will take you head on and bulldoze you. So now I warn you Kylie, you know my thoughts on this, if you challenge me we won't be siblings simply testing each other, you will be another Lookout bytch in my eyes, you will be my enemy and once it is over, either we will make up away from the ring or we will be rivals for our careers, I love you so don't make me have to fight you. I am going to train, get my head right First of all, Taylor, just because Kate hasn't broke you yet, doesn't mean that I won't. That's the reason why they brought me into this stable to bring the lightweight back under our control and if that means going through you, that's freaking fine by me!
As far as Kendall, listen, I'm not downplaying your contributions to my success. You've been invaluable over the years and you are always going to have my sincere appreciation. Always, but trust me, I'm not your baby sister anymore. Honestly, it's going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me because guess what? I'm going to hurt you a lot more than you hurt me. I've built up a business empire and I don't see any reason why I can't do the same here in the FCBA.
You may have helped me before, but you sure won't stop me now. I am still adjusting to my new stable, but besides Kate, they have been fully supportive and I plan on fighting hard for them. So, if you look at me as an enemy, that's up to you. But, let me tell you, that you'll be looking up at me once I knock you the f*ck out. I love you too and I hope we don't have to fight, but if we do, I'm going to fight to win!
Don't play games with me, sis, you'll lose....
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Post by girlsfriday on Dec 2, 2020 10:04:05 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:This is the last thing I am saying in public on this matter, so don't worry Tess you can come out the bar again soon enough because trust me I hate arguing with my own flesh and blood. But Kylie it seems we both know where this is heading, I am done trying to make you understand what this exactly means, you want to be the best as I do in my division then inevitably it is going to end with us exchanging blows. I will always love you and I hope we can be together over Christmas, maybe make things a little less tense between us because I hate this... But I want it to be clear, when the day comes that we fight, I am going to knock you out without any remorse, when that bell rings you will get all of me, my frickin best till one of us is left laying, trust me I am going to send you to the canvas and you are not getting up. I don't play games Kylie, especially right now!
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