Post by Lookout! Boxing on Nov 28, 2020 3:57:45 GMT -6
Chloe Grace Moretz vs Avril Lavigne
(Lioness Club of America vs The Dollhouse)
(14-13, 14 KO vs 40-18, 40 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago; Comments: The Dollhouse
BEFORE: LCA's youngest member Chloe Moretz is ready for prime-time and beating Avril Lavigne is truly essential to her status as aspiring contender. Selena Gomez could never break out of Jessica Lowndes' shadow but Chloe believes she's better placed to make a deep run in the upcoming months. Meanwhile Avril's 2020 season has been relatively poor by the lofty Dollhouse standards, she's barely above .500 for the year and dropped a KO7 shocker to Brec Bassinger earlier this month which makes this a high stakes fight for the Canadian songstress who is in danger of losing 5 fights in a row for the first time since her abysmal rookie days back in 2010. One might argue Moretz caught her at a perfect moment and Lavigne is literally one defeat away from being declared a slumping cometh according to many pundits & fans alike.
Chloe Grace Moretz wears a black crop top, matching hotpants & red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. Avril Lavigne wears a black sports bra with pink trim, matching hotpants & gloves. Long dyed blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1:
Avril still reeling off the Bassinger upset... she gets clobbered straight up the middle as Chloe fancies her chances for a famous scalp and romps into a slugging attack that overwhelms the Canadian early on. You don't see Avril looking so bleak very often but she basically stops the fellow blonde's punches with her face and yields real estate in a hurry which brings Moretz into a commanding position as she traps the older girl on the ropes and lets her have it! Avril bellows out behind a tight earmuff but offers little back; she lands some single punches that carry minimal value while Chloe simply keeps blasting her upstairs and splits the high guard come the final minute which only increases the head-snapping motion of the struggling Canadian. Ugh! That's a complete wash for the Dolls as Carmen Electra loses her temper during the interval.
Round 2:
Lavigne roars back into action but fails to stop Moretz in her tracks so both women treat the audience with some vintage flyweight slugging. Punches fly thick & fast and allthough Avril's answered the call, Chloe is determined to build on her early advantage. She sticks her mitts into the singer's face but gets picked off in similar fashion as Avril takes control of the overhand swing. She glues Moretz to the spot and suddenly beats her by the numbers before a rare switch downstairs throws the youngster off her stance. Chloe circles away from the close range duke but this only fuels Lavigne's charge and she hassles the actress around the ring thereafter before blasting her on the mouth with a late double.
Round 3:
Chloe wants that elite scalp and vows not to back off so quickly but Avril's found her groove wholesale and wins the initial exchange thanks to some very accurate body strikes. Chloe groans in pain but catches the singer with a stray elbow in the breasts and beats her for a looping counter moments later. Avril wobbles to her heels but reaches out with the aerial response only to eat more head-hunting menace as Moretz steps up on the front (left) leg and outworks her in the center of the ring. Now it's Lavigne's turn to bail out into mid-distance where she struggles to tame Chloe's charge and the Lioness youngster cleans her up along the ropes in one-sided fashion to win the round outright.
Round 4:
Avril shows signs of frustration after her initial jabbing burst earns her nothing and only fuels Chloe's overhand response. Both girls slug it out for the crowd's delight but the Lioness youngster gets a little careless and eats a nasty hook on the temple that she tries to shake off only to find the singer blasting her on the mouth instead. Lavigne locks the fellow blonde in the proverbial phone booth and rattles her from both flanks; she fends off the counter efforts and dives low to punish Moretz's midsection. That change-up does the trick and wobbles the actress backwards where she's unable to fully stretch her elbows and gets pounded onto the ropes as Avril works the jabbing drive on speed dial to even the scoreline again.
Round 5:
More back & forth swinging that slowly descends into mind over matter procedure. Chloe wants to explore all the holes in Avril's defense but gets picked off from the inside as Avril enforces the close range stance and intends to drill more leather into the younger blonde's midriff. However she loses her mojo after an accidental clash of heads and Chloe thinks that wasn't so accidental at all. She barks in anger and whacks the Canadian across the mouth before beating her for another quick overhand. Lavigne spins to the side but launches off her heels... she shoots over Chloe's shoulder and gets drilled by a nasty hook on the breasts... she slumps forward with a whimper and fails to find her balance in time as Moretz RIPS a left cross on the mouth and puts her down for the count!!! Uh-oh!!! Carmen Electra is furious over that knockdown but Avril shakes off the Lioness buzz and gets back onto her feet at six: "That was nuthin'", she tells the ref who quickly resumes the fight but here comes Chloe! She intends to shut the singer down wholesale and hauls in more nasty hooks however Avril slips underneath the charge and clinches the American into safety to run out the clock.
Round 6:
Chloe believes she's got Avril wounded and only showing off against the dismal reality but the clean up attack is brutally interrupted by a wicked left/right combo that nails the actress on the nose. Ugh! Avril is not done here and rains punches like skittles tagging Chloe's breasts before she settles down for more body assault. Ugh! Chloe gets bumped to her heels and dragged into a phone booth ringer where she pummels the singer's boobs but eats an uppercut stinger on the jaw that allows Lavigne to BLAST a left hook on the nose. Uh-oh! Chloe wobbles forward on clearly soft knees and second-guesses another overhand loop... Avril RIPS a left hook on the liver instead and SPINS MORETZ DOWN ON HER KNEES moments later!!! How about that!!! Chloe yells out in pain and rolls onto her left side while Avril tells her to "Stay down b*tch!!!" as she winks back to Carmen Electra. And Chloe stays down for the count!!! She's unable to embrace the pain and hugs the aching liver area while coach Eva Mendes lifts her off the canvas. KO6 Avril Lavigne!!!
AFTER: The Punk Princess stiff-arms the rumours about her alleged slump and it seems like Brec Bassinger cashed in on the upset Chloe Moretz was looking for herself. Perfect timing switched into bad timing overnight and the Lioness entourage has to endure a verbal bragging from Avril who lets everyone know she's still an elite player in the division!
“People have been talking a lot of sh*t about me these last few months…why won’t you ask Chloe if I’m in a slump, bitches?!” A panting Avril speaks into a microphone as she raises her middle finger towards the cameras. “I’m out here proving I’m still the motherfu**ing best in the division.” She pauses, taking deep breaths as her fans cheer loudly.
“Everyone has their off days, or..months…whatever…If a slutty hoe like that porn star wannabe Madison (Beer) wants to f*ck with me and think that I’m scared of her…” The Doll rolls her eyes, chuckling. ”I guess I’ll just have to kick her ass again and shut her the hell up for good! Right?!” The crowd goes wild upon hearing these words as it seems like Lavigne is finally ready to give Beer that big rematch she’s been after for over a year now. “You’re way out of my league Beer! You and your weird ass E.T arms!” Lavigne giggles, amused by her own joke. “So…yeah, whatever – if you want another beating so much, sure! I’ll f*ck you up REAL good! Challenge accepted, b*tch!”
And with that, Avril raises both hands up above her head in celebration, cracking her patented bratty smile for the cameras as the crowd cheers her on. She looked vulnerable at times tonight but got the job done in the end - stopping Chloe's rise up the contenders' ladder in the process. Still plenty of work ahead for the LCA flyweight understudy who falls back to .500 career-wise.
Official Result: Avril Lavigne def. Chloe Grace Moretz KO6.