Chloe Grace Moretz vs Jorgie Porter (Lioness Club of America vs Kear's Kats) (13-13, 13 KO vs 2-4, 2 KO) Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Chloe Moretz's winning streak stopped at seven at the expense of newcomer Elyse Willems so the youngest member of Lioness Club of America decided to revisit an old rival in Jorgie Porter whom she battled twice back in 2017. The score is even which warrants a rubber match but the odds are stacked against the British actress tonight as Chloe has come a long way since her free agency days:
"That's right! I was barely past my teens when Jorgie knocked me out at Old Trafford but I whooped her on the beach so we're even... for the next 15 minutes or so! I plan to waste her quick, no excuses, I'm ready to pounce on these elite contenders so I have to breeze through "challengers" like Jorgie. U got nowhere to hide, slob!"
Meanwhile Jorgie's return doesn't exactly steal the media headlines but she's a tough cookie who beat JMD legend Jessica Simpson last time she was here. However it's one thing to blow out a past-primer fighter like Simpson since Moretz has truly raised her game ever since she signed with LCA. Game on!
Chloe Grace Moretz wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. Jorgie Porter wears a black bikini set & neon blue gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1: Chloe comes flying out of the gate and pummels the fellow blonde around the ring; Jorgie sticks a couple of single punches into her opponent's face but fails to match her intensity and has to hassle back into mid-range when the youngster whacks her on the chin with a vicious uppercut double. Chloe controls the action from the front thereafter and she's truly a different fighter than she was back in 2017 which Porter learns the hard way when she gets blasted on the mouth repeatedly and runs out of real estate to sink behind a desperate earmuff come the final minute. Chloe traps the Brit on the ropes and enjoys sticking more hooks into her face as Jorgie's high-guard is nowhere to be found for remainder of the round.
Round 2: Kats' coach Gail Kim orders a slugging response and Jorgie answers the bell as she rocks the Atlanta native with a promising drive upstairs that drills her temples. Chloe fires back over the top and two blondes resume the old beef in style but Jorgie refuses to back off knowing full well she doesn't get to fight under FCBA banner all that often. She makes her rare opportunity count when she catches Moretz by surprise landing a brutal hook in the guts and suddenly she switches all her attacks downstairs before digging an elbow into the American's chest as well. Chloe loses her balance and gets nailed on the chin again as Jorgie barks through more jabbing success and forces the younger blonde to bail out of the phone booth tussle down the stretch.
Rounds 3 & 4: Both girls keeps plugging along the slugfest route without securing a clear advantage during the next six minutes. It's back & forth action to please the crowd but maybe a sign why Chloe isn't up there with the elites just yet. She leaks too many crisp punches to an experienced but not exactly household opponent and gets dragged into a messy wrestling contest along the ropes to close out the third round. More polished striking in the fourth, Chloe works the single punching skills but fails to embrace another body assault pounce which allows Porter to carve bruises in her midsection instead. The Hollyoaks veteran traps Moretz on the ropes and drills more harpoons on target leading into a clinching stalemate as Chloe runs out of better ideas to stop the British invasion!
Round 5: Lioness coach Eva Mendes isn't best pleased to see Chloe barely splitting the rounds and it soon gets worse for the Atlanta blonde who eats a wicked uppercut blast as she shoots over Jorgie's head and gets countered on the spot. Ugh! She wobbles too far forward and Jorgie is there to punish the mistake as she rocks Chloe's head back & forth and clobbers her onto the ropes where she applies more hooking pressure to cut the youngster up below the right eye! Ugh! That really annoys coach Mendes but thankfully Moretz finds a response just in time since Jorgie was flirting with destiny only to misfire on the put away effort. Chloe slips by her overhand and nails her on the jaw from the inside working her way back from the turnbuckle trap before a wild left hook shatters Jorgie's nostrils and drops her into spasms right at the bell!
Round 6: More slugging galore early in the sixth and this time Moretz makes the head-hunting efforts count as she slams more leather into Jorgie's nose to suddenly make the British lass scream out in pain when she realizes she's leaking blood again! Ugh! She refuses to back off but gets spun to the side when Chloe nails her on the temple and beats for another right-on-right that finally breaks the Brit's resilience. Jorgie sinks on jelly knees and drops her gloves low enough the American SMOKES her with a brutal uppercut on the jaw moments later!!! DOWN GOES JORGIE!!! She crashes down on her backside and rolls down on her right side amid more painful whimpers... rubber match in huge peril now... she battles back through the daze and gets up at eight but cuts a dejected figure when she's asked if she wants to continue... another hollow look and it's all over. REF WAVES THE FIGHT OFF!!! TKO6 Chloe Grace Moretz!!!
AFTER: Chloe takes the rubber match and sends Jorgie back to the journeywoman class much to Eva Mendes' delight! However the LCA head trainer has a bigger fish to fry later this month already: "We can focus on Avril fookin' Lavigne now! Remember how this sucker avoided Cheryl Cole all those years? Well, it's time to make a statement! Prime-time destiny awaits you Chloe and you better not screw the pooch! This is THE fight you've been waiting for the last two years!", "I know, I know... wins like that get me into Top 20 of the rankings... and finally above Cheryl on the pecking order! I'm ready for that Punk Princess clown! See ya at the PPV!"
Official Result: Chloe Grace Moretz def. Jorgie Porter TKO6.
Cheryl Cole vs Camila Cabello (Lioness Club vs Empire Boxing) (34-11, 34 KO vs 9-11, 9 KO) Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Everyone's favorite Geordie singer Cheryl Cole is still ranked inside the Boxing World Online Top 20 but it feels like she's losing ground on the Next Gen opponents lately. Between Becky G, Cierra Ramirez and Madison Beer several of them appear to be destined for pure stardom until we get to Camila Cabello... someone who should be making a lot of noise these days only to be stuck in neutral for best part of three years now. That's a strange fact for someone who doesn't turn 24 'til next March!
Camila is no stranger to Lioness Club Invitational events; she went down swinging to Jessica Lowndes in June 2018 but fancies her chances a lot higher tonight: "That's sooo right, folks! Can't imagine Becky G and Victoria Justice bare knuckle show is suddenly THE new craze! How fookin' stupid! I'm way more talented than both of these tramps combined and they dismiss me for not beating anyone of note this side of Ariana Grande! Just wait until I D-E-S-T-R-O-Y Cheryl Cole! That should shut a lot of people up!"
Cheryl Cole wears a black bikini top, leopard print panties & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Camila Cabello wears a navy blue crop top, black hip-huggers & golden gloves. Long black hair with bangs tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1: Camila stays true to her words and dominates the early action blasting the fellow singer from both flanks to the point Cheryl simply stop those punches with her face! No solid guard to speak of as the Cuban wrath serves a whitewash in the opening round and makes the Geordie brunette look... ahem ... old? Camila notices how Cheryl loses her poise and begin to retreat in a hurry which only fuels her desire to blow her out! One doesn't see the otherwise slug-lovin' Cole backing off so early in the fight but Cabello's execution is truly of the highest order and she pummels the hapless Brit onto the ropes where she connects with more head shots and leaves the older brunette nursing a fat lip come the final stretch. Ugh! How about that? Another left/right combo on each temple cripples Chezza into loud spasms at the bell while the Cuban vixen can barely hide her excitement!
Round 2: More of the Cuban slugging in the second; Camila shows the former BBU champion no respect whatsoever and does the best Becky G impression by pounding the Brit's head like a drum! She rocks Cheryl's ponytail back & forth and has the veteran scowling in pain before a small gash appears across her nasal ridge! Camila lights up the stat sheet and simply keeps on going until Cheryl clinches her into safety for a brief moment. However the pesky Cuban is not to be denied, she whacks the older brunette in the chest and rocks her with another uppercut combo; Cole snaps back with a left/right drive but gets outworked in the phone booth down the stretch and circles away from Cabello's range inside the final minute looking vulnerable like rarely before. One can argue she's fortunate there's no additional facial damage as Camila is hell bent to knock her head off so far!
Round 3: Cabello keeps plugging along but even a 23-year old spitfire must reload her guns and just as she becomes too cute in working that nasal ridge gash, Chezza stuns her with a gut punch before adding a quick hook on the jaw. Camila wobbles to her heels way too easily and misses a looping cross while the hitherto hapless Brit nails her with a brutal left cross on her own. Cabello's lips are given an early warning and it's head-hunting time thereafter as both singers channel their inner slugfest levels to the point it's almost a suicidal pace on display. Camila's lips begin to seep blood come the two-minute mark but she doesn't even notice it and lands one punch after another into Cole's face. Meanwhile Chezza tags more Cuban flesh and steals the round late when she plugs her mitts into Cabello's breadbasket. She visibly cripples the youngster with that effort and catches her with a stray elbow on the nose as well. Camila produces an angry Spanish rant on the spot but Cole escapes with a mere warning from the referee.
Round 4: Camila looks to resume the head-hunting attack but eats a faceful of leather instead as she gets bumped off in the phone booth which allows Cheryl to punish her downstairs. The Cuban babe looks vulnerable while getting whacked to the body and loses the dispute in the opening minute which finally sends her down the retreat alley. Meanwhile Cole drops one harpoon after another and controls the mid-distance action thumping Cabello's midriff several times. Camila barks in anger but her aerial swings lose connection one after another and she wobbles too far forward in her stretch which earns her a vicious left/right uppercut punishment. Ugh! Camila sinks on jelly knees in the center of the ring and Chezza nails her with another head-spinning hook right at the bell to pull even on the scorecards.
Round 5: Camila looked dominant in the first couple of rounds but another gut-checking drive stuffs her into visible discomfort before Cheryl whacks her on the liver area to open the flood gates. Camila slumps forward instead of clinching the British foe and lets a vicious uppercut through on the chin. Uh-oh! She tries to raise her mitts but just can't do it in time so Cheryl delivers another brutal shot on the money and sends the Cuban's gumshield flying off!!! Camila weaves to the left and tries to stay up on her feet but Cheryl beats everyone to the next punch and sticks another piledriver into her mouth!!! Oi, Cami!!! DOWN GOES CABELLO!!! The proud Cuban crashes flat on her back with eyes closed and that was a monster hit she soaked up there with her gumshield MIA already. No wonder she's been basically knocked out cold and the ref quickly waves off the count. Lights out KO5 Cheryl Cole!!!
AFTER: "Take that #### and smoke some, bytch!!", Cheryl parades around the fallen opponent but Camila is probably too dizzy to register those words. Even the ref looks concerned and tells the Geordie slugger to beat it. "Oh yeah, I'm outta here, straight into elite conversation again!!!", Chezza giggles in delight as she lashes out at her vanquished foe one last time and finally decides to join coach Eva Mendes in the Lioness corner. "Well, that's one of these pesky Latinas down and out.. make that two since Justice couldn't beat you before but be careful what you wish for, Chez! You're not getting any younger and... ", "...and you're talking too much, Evie! Where's my tequila? I'm not gonna wait for Jessica all night... and she can always lose to Mila! Now that would be something else!"
Official Result: Cheryl Cole def. Camila Cabello KO5.
Jessica Lowndes vs Mila Kunis (Lioness Club of America vs FCBA Independent) (45-24-1, 44 KO vs 26-35-1, 21 KO) Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: The curious case of Mila Kunis has her booked on THREE separate cards this month - literally weeks after she got fired by the Consortium. Talk about being in hot demand but Mila claims it's a sign Hawkeye should have let her go out on her own terms - sometime after 2020! "It's tough, I saw Krissy get the boot but I'm still the elite benchmark! Sure, my ex-boss has very high standards but look at these tramps lining up to face me this month alone! Jessica fookin' Lowndes, Kyra Santoro and Vanessa Hudgens! My oh my, that's one tough set BUT I'm really up for it! What if I knock all of them OUT? Will I get signed back?" (winks).
Meanwhile Jessica Lowndes is somewhat upset she couldn't punch Mila out to force her HISC departure in person: "Look, I bet they saw the damn light and knew I would fookin' WRECK her! So they cut her sorry Ukrainian ass before I had a chance to destroy her. Big deal! Now she's a washed-up free agent who always rode Mishy's coattails to begin with! I have the Camila Mendes rematch set up too so let's don't complain about a busy schedule this month, shall we?"
Jessica Lowndes wears a turquoise bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Mila Kunis wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1: We're off to the races and Mila rattles the Canadian with her initial slugging drive thumping nasty shots straight on target. Jessica is always at ease accepting the slugging approach but bounces off the wall during a quick-fire opener that indicates there's plenty of juice left in the Kunis tank. Both girls trade head shots back & forth until Mila ups the tempo and cracks a left/right combo on the temples which finally forces Lowndes to back off. Mila struggles to extend her apparent advantage in mid-distance and cuts thin air but avoids the looping response with Jessica dancing around on her toes and not engaging much once her initial counter punches fail to deliver. Bell.
Round 2: Mila tries her chances downstairs and pummels the Canadian's midriff before she drops an uppercut bomb on the chin that really makes Lowndes feel it. Ugh! Jessica spins to the side and is fortunate enough Mila's follow up goes sky high as both women settle into mid-distance action thereafter. Mila can't quite enforce her presence striking from afar and eats several nasty hooks over the top as Jessica owns that slight edge that makes the all important difference. She still lacks the usual swarming touch but does more than enough to throw Kunis off her comfort zone and bounces her around the ring before driving a nasty harpoon straight up her gut. Mila gets caught out by the sudden change and wobbles onto the ropes where Lowndes closes her down and cleans out more tummy to claim the round wide.
Rounds 3 & 4: Jessica keeps the former Hawkeye vixen at bay and is on her way to frustrate Mila with all these looping hooks that begin to stack up during the next couple of rounds. Mila can't quite match the Canadian's agility and skims off her forearms too often to slug it right back while Lowndes works the left jab to control the distance and smack Mila's face with a drilling precision from the other side. Ugh! One of these hooks visibly stuns the older brunette late in the third but she escapes the turnbuckle trap at the lasyt second only to fall back into it half-way through the fourth. This time Jessica doesn't let up and hammers instant pressure into Mila's chest to slump her into spasms. Kunis goes clinching but only eats more punishment when Lowndes shakes her off and harpoons the ribcage into visible swelling come the bell. Uh-oh!! Now that looks like a spend fighter whom HISC was justified to release! Mila bellows out onto the ropes with a whimper while Jessica continues to beat her stomach into a reddish mush until the ref drags her away!
Round 5: Mila roars back into contention with a jug muggin' blast and even someone who mastered the genre like Jessica can be stunned by a perfect execution! Mila hits paydirt when she pierces the Canadian's solar plexus and drops her into coverage before one mighty swing catches the reeling Lioness flush on the jaw! DOWN GOES LOWNDES!! Are U kiddin' me? Even ghosts of Hawkeye past didn't see THAT coming!!! Mila is ready to celebrate the come-from-behind... oh, wait! Jessica gurgles herself through the count but gets back up at seven and spits immediate abuse at the older actress: "U little ####, ur gonna pay for this!!" "In your dreams! Get ready for more butt-spanking, bytch!!", Mila is suddenly Miss Arrogant and she jumps into a hectic clean up of a seemingly wounded foe.. she lets it rip into the Canadian's chest but the Lioness Alpha can only be caught out once... hectic slugging continues and even though Jessica gets backed onto the ropes late, she slams a nasty cross into the free agent's face and scowls at her even after the bell.
Round 6: Kunis smells blood... but that proves to be her own blood soon enough as she eats a brutal left/right combo on the nose and wobbles forward instead of checking more Canadian rack. It seems like Jessica has blown the gasket after that shocking knockdown and somehow ups the tempo even more to pummel the older brunette in relentless fashion... and Kunis is HURT!!! One hook too many squashes her nostrils into a seeping nightmare after which she gets her mitts shoved into her face... Lowndes yells out and SMOKES the ailing woman on the left ear that leaves Mila whimpering "Oh, Gawd" before she CRASHES DOWN ON HER KNEES!!! Huh! Talk about a swift comeback!!! We're back even on the knockdown count and Mila is by no means done here as well. She gets up at seven... and flinches when the ref orders her to get her act together! Well, there's more blood flowing from her nostrils alright but she roars back into another slugging drive... only to walk into a brutal left hook on the jaw that throws her sideways onto the ropes... Mila's knees buckle and she sags in a terrible spot just as the Lioness Alpha SMOKES HER INTO THE ORBIT with another powerful hook. Kunis gets nailed on the left ear and FOLDS LIKE A CHEAP TENT collapsing face down at the Canadian's feet!!! The ref doesn't even bother with the count as Mila remains motionless on the canvas. KO6 Jessica Lowndes!!!
AFTER: "And that's the way Mila's HISC career should have ended! Good fookin' riddance! She's no longer the annoying brat she once was... whatever... may Kyra Santoro take care of her aging sorry ass next!", Jessica doesn't hide her joy over knocking out a tough customer tonight. Then again, there was a reason why flyweight maestro Mr. Hawkeye cut bait with Kunis... it truly seems like she's crossed the river alright!
Speaking of tough customers, a JMD rematch versus Camila Mendes looms large on Jessica's schedule. "Queendom glory, here I come! Make sure Kate Upton and Kendall Jenner roll out the red carpet cause I'm gonna steal Knockout of the Night bonus! That's a promise!" (winks).
Official Result: Jessica Lowndes def. Mila Kunis KO6.