Post by HBO'S Boxing At The Asylum on Oct 31, 2020 19:48:09 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap October with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "We'll be starting in the division where I rule, flyweight with Anna Paquin's return to Asylum against Meg Donnelly!"
Tess: "Then, it's off to lightweight, with Katharine McPhee back in Philly to square off with Kara Del Toro..."
Cassie: "Before we go right back to flyweight, where modesty forbids me from naming the blonde who'll be getting a victory for Front Street over Brittany Snow!"
Tess: "It's bantamweight action next, with the Asylum return of Emily Blunt against Kat Dennings!"
McCarthy: "The good news is, after being subjected to THOSE two bouts, we'll see Weirdo's one REAL fighter! Jennifer Love Hewitt is in town for a catchweight bout against Front Street's TOP flyweight, Kristen Stewart! And, then you'll see the biggest treat of the evening! That's right, I, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, will be stepping between the ropes to deal with Kennedy 'Mac The FRAUD' McMann! And to blow the TOP off this place when all these Philly GOONS see me in my bikini!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, all three weight classes plus a catchweight bout and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats VIII: Hallowe'en at the Asylum!'"
Cassie: "We'll be starting in the division where I rule, flyweight with Anna Paquin's return to Asylum against Meg Donnelly!"
Tess: "Then, it's off to lightweight, with Katharine McPhee back in Philly to square off with Kara Del Toro..."
Cassie: "Before we go right back to flyweight, where modesty forbids me from naming the blonde who'll be getting a victory for Front Street over Brittany Snow!"
Tess: "It's bantamweight action next, with the Asylum return of Emily Blunt against Kat Dennings!"
McCarthy: "The good news is, after being subjected to THOSE two bouts, we'll see Weirdo's one REAL fighter! Jennifer Love Hewitt is in town for a catchweight bout against Front Street's TOP flyweight, Kristen Stewart! And, then you'll see the biggest treat of the evening! That's right, I, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, will be stepping between the ropes to deal with Kennedy 'Mac The FRAUD' McMann! And to blow the TOP off this place when all these Philly GOONS see me in my bikini!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, all three weight classes plus a catchweight bout and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats VIII: Hallowe'en at the Asylum!'"