Fates Goes JMDD

Chrissy Teigen (free agent) vs. Hannah Davis (Fates)(JMDD)


Chrissy Teigen: 34 years old, 5’9”, 1-4 since 2016, Free Agent


Hannah Davis: 30 years old, 5’9”, 5-9 since 2016, Fates Boxing



Before:

Two Sports Illustrated Cover Models clash in JMDD action, and while it may be a while before they trade blows in the ring, they don’t waste any time trading verbal jabs at the press conference.

“What has she done since she was on the cover?” Teigen asks rhetorically, before answering “Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Meanwhile, I’m still everywhere, showing off why I was worthy of being a cover model. Unlike Hannah.”

Davis snorts, “You’re one to talk, what exactly have you done since SI anyways? Been on Twitter? Had your implants taken out? Please, give me a break. I’m going to smother you out as you have no choice but to acknowledge which SI covermodel has the best jugs of them all.”

Chrissy stands up but the security guards are already between the two girls – they’ll just have to wait until their match starts to go after each other.

The raucous crowd roars as Chrissy Teigen steps out from the back and waves to the crowd, the covermodel’s melons bouncing up and down in a pink bikini set. Teigen has her hair up in a ponytail for the fight, and has gone with matching pink gloves for the event. Hannah Davis then makes her way to the ring, having chosen a tight-fitting teal bikini and orange gloves, and she makes sure to bounce her way to the ring as the crowd cheers her. Davis slips her way between the ropes and into the ring, and the two brunette models stare daggers at each other. The ref doesn’t bother asking for the two to touch gloves, and off we go for ten rounds of JMDD action!



Round 1:

The brunette covergirls get out of their respective corners and chase after each other. Both Chrissy and Hannah stand at 5’9” and have the same reach, so it instantly turns into a series of jug mugging trades as the crowd roars in response. Davis shifts and digs a sharp right into Teigen’s ribs, forcing the older brunette to drop back. Hannah steps forward and digs in another two jug shots as Chrissy responds with a straight right to Hannah’s mouth that knocks the Fates girl backwards. Teigen follows up with a left to Davis’ jaw before thumping her jugs, making the younger model squirm. Hannah throws her arms around Chrissy in an effort to halt the onslaught, forcing the referee to break the two girls apart. Hannah gets in two clear body blows out of the break, but Chrissy doesn’t let them go unpunished as she again hits Hannah’s jugs. The bell rings and the JMDD action tonight is well underway. The first round goes to Chrissy Teigen as she looks to build upon her first win.



Round 2:

The second rounds starts off the same as the first, with both girls going right after each other’s assets, but neither is able to get much of an advantage over the other during the first minute. At the start of the second, Teigen punishes a Davis left that misses by hitting the younger girl in the chin, knocking the Caribbean girl backwards. Teigen looking confident as she steps up and hits Davis in her ribs, slowly working the younger girl around the ring, but Hannah doesn’t give up and shifts left before launching two rights into Chrissy’s chest. Teigen snarls and charges Davis, but she can’t get anything as Hannah cleanly drives a right into Chrissy’s nose before returning to jug mugging as the older model is worried about her face, giving Hannah free reign as the round comes to an end. While Teigen had some moments, Davis takes the round, close.



Round 3:

Hannah and Chrissy dial the pace back slightly to start the third as the two brunette beauties maintain some semblance of defense. Hannah gets out to an early lead, landing an early blow into Chrissy’s nose to knock the older covergirl backwards. Teigen retreating with her guard up as Davis shoots out lefts and rights as she looks to keep up the offensive spirit characteristic of JMDD bouts. Teigen’s evasive actions get the better of Davis and the Caribbean girl lunges after Chrissy, missing wildly with a right and Teigen’s eyes light up as she digs a short right into Hannah’s jugs before crossing a left into her jaw that sends Hannah backwards! Now it’s Chrissy who’s going after her opponent, burying leather into Hannah’s ribs and jugs as the Fates girl squirms. Hannah now punching out wildly and landing a couple of blows, but Chrissy just works her into the ropes where she keeps her for a couple seconds, but Davis smashes a right into Teigen’s chin that forces her to back off. The two girls trade blows as the bell rings, and they glare at each other as they head back to their respective corners. Chrissy Teigen takes the third round on points, wide.


Round 4:

Teigen looking to keep up her rhythm as she goes right for Davis’ jugs straight out of the gate, catching the younger model by surprise. Chrissy pancakes Hannah’s breasts with her first two blows and the Caribbean girl snarls and catches Teigen in her chin and Chrissy stumbles backwards on wobbly legs! Hannah pounces, hammering a right blow into Chrissy’s nose and knocking Teigen backwards again as she gives up her body wholesale and Davis goes body. Hannah absolutely pounding away on Chrissy’s body, her gloves making dull thudding noises as they connect with the older brunette model. Chrissy takes a wild swing at Hannah that misses the Fates girl by a mile and Hannah sends one, two, three rights into Chrissy’s jaw and down goes Teigen! Davis backing off as the ref starts to count. Teigen gets her arms under her and pushes herself to all fours, but she gets no further as the ref counts out “ten” and it’s over! Your winner by KO4, Hannah Davis!


After:

Hannah smirking as she goes over to Chrissy and pushes her over onto her back. Teigen lets out an “oof” as Davis drops down onto her torso, smirking.

“What was that about me not doing anything since being on the cover?” Davis taunts Teigen, who merely snorts, “Still nothing.”

Hannah merely pulls Chrissy’s head up into her cleavage and starts squeezing, making the other cover model pound her back with her fists, but to no success. Teigen’s blows start to become irregular and weaker as Davis locks in the hold, and eventually the brunette American’s arms go limp and Hannah releases the hold, letting Teigen hit the canvas.

Davis stands up and heads over to Ana Beatriz Barros for her post fight interview.

“Congrats, Hannah!” Barros exclaims, “What do you have to say about the fight?”

“I came out and proved what I said I was going to.” Davis responds. “I told her she couldn’t compete, and she couldn’t. She thinks she’s amazing because she won one fight – one fight. She’s nothing. And I proved that tonight.”

With that, Hannah leaves Ana all while Chrissy is helped from the ring, all while staring at Ana and Hannah. 

Ming Xi versus Grace Elizabeth

Ming Xi: 31 years old, 5’10”, 5-6 FCBA + BBU combined since 2017, Free Agent


Grace Elizabeth: 23 years old, 5’9”, FCBA debut, Free Agent


The lone non-JMDD match of the night sees two Victoria’s Secret models squaring off in the ring against one another. Ming Xi’s coming off a huge win in the BBU and is looking to return to a .500 record with a win tonight, while Grace Elizabeth makes her FCBA debut. Both girls walk into the press conference and waste no time going after each other – verbally.

“Grace doesn’t even deserve to be an angel – she’s modeled for what, a couple years?” Ming asks rhetorically, “The only reason she is an angel is that they realized they needed someone young and thought that Grace would be enough of a pretty face to pass the test without much else.”

“At least I’m not going to fall on the runway, unlike you,” Elizabeth fires back, “Remember that, Ming? You fell. In front of the whole world. That’s why you’ll never be the model I am. And tonight, I’m going to prove that you can never match me in the ring.”

“In your dreams, just like your being a competent model.” Xi retorts.

Grace gets up and takes a swipe at Ming and the two girls tussle as security pulls the two apart.

Come time for the fight, the more experienced Ming Xi is the first girl to make her way to the ring, donning a white sports bra and black spandex trunks with white gloves, her hair tied up in a bun for the fight. Once the Chinese model is settled in the ring, Grace Elizabeth steps out, wearing a bright blue bikini with orange gloves. The brunette American has her hair in a ponytail for the fight, and she gets right into Ming’s face. The Chinese model stares right back at Grace before pushing her away. Elizabeth tries to get back at Xi, but the ref blocks her. She backs off as he calls for the bell, and off we go!

Round 1:

The rookie Grace gets out of her corner quickly with big blows as the fight starts while the more experienced Ming comes out with efficient jabs flying, the Chinese model using her reach advantage over her American counterpart. Elizabeth stops throwing her lunges and instead blocks the onslaught of jabs from Xi, and the brunette model steps forward as Ming repositions herself. Grace tags Ming with a left before digging a right into her ribs, but Xi fires out a right into Grace’s mouth, leaving the rookie with a stunned expression as the more experienced model clocks Grace with a right hook, sending the brunette spinning into the ropes. Ming pounces and seemingly plays whack-a-mole with Grace’s head as the brunette girl doesn’t know what to do until she just throws out a desperation right that gets Ming in her jaw, giving Grace enough room to land some body blows to knock the Chinese model back and the round comes to a close. Ming easily takes the first round, wide.


Round 2:

Xi again comes out of her corner confidently shooting jabs at Elizabeth from range and the young Victoria’s Secret Angel is stumbling backwards as she holds off the veteran fighter for the time being. Ming tags the brunette’s midriff with a right body blow before swinging at her head with a left. Grace groans as she takes the body shot and ducks the head shot. The rookie jabs two rights into Ming’s mouth, snapping the Chinese model’s head backwards and forcing her to go on the defensive. Xi gets her guard up as Elizabeth charges forward, whipping in rights and lefts into Xi’s body, steadily working her backwards. Grace showing promise as she wallops Ming with a right hook before slamming a right into Ming’s chest, drawing a shout out of the older model. Xi lashes out with a left that clips Elizabeth’s right cheek, but she can’t turn the tide and Grace drives a right into Ming’s nose and draws a trickle of blood out of the Chinese model’s nose! The blood drips onto Ming’s white sports bra and Grace hammers the model in her midriff as the bell rings. Grace taunts Ming after the bell and the Chinese model fumes into her corner as the rookie took it to her this round, and Elizabeth easily takes the round.


Round 3:

Though this may be the lone non-JMDD fight of the night, you wouldn’t know if from how these two models go after each other as both girls charge each other, Grace now with a full head of steam after taking the second round, and they start absolutely pounding the daylight out of each other. Grace trying to keep herself in close proximity to the slightly taller Ming as the thuds of gloves off of bodies rapidly fills the air. Grace hits Ming in her chest and much to her displeasure again, and the Chinese model sends a short but sure uppercut into the brunette’s jaw, forcing her to back off. Xi now goes into attack mode, jabbing the American twice in her mouth, busting open her upper lip. Grace with a stunned expression on her face as now the blood trickles onto her bikini top, and Ming tags the brunette’s chin with a left and she nearly goes down! Grace backpedaling as Ming chases – and the American plants her feet and pops the Chinese model back in the head. Ming backs off and the two girls lay off until the end of the round, with Ming striking back to take the lead again.


Round 4:

Grace dials back her aggression after Ming battered her in the third, but the American is still trying to keep up the tempo, going for a hit and run technique, never sticking around for more than two or three blows and retreating before Ming can find a counter. Xi is covering up early as Elizabeth just retreats a split-second before the Chinese model can land a blow. Grace slowly ups the aggression as the round progresses, slipping a right through Ming’s guard as the older model repositions herself. Grace fires off a left that bounces into Ming’s gloves and the Chinese model strikes back, driving leather into the brunette’s mouth. Elizabeth drops back as Xi starts to gain momentum, the taller model taking control as her jabs keep Grace further away, not allowing her to get into range to hit and run. Xi throws a big right in the final seconds of the round that Elizabeth dodges and slips in a body blow as the bell rings that Ming takes exception to. Grace already is back in her corner as she brings it back to a tie.


Round 5:

Ming races out of her corner, clearly still angry about the end of the last round, and fires a laser right into Grace’s mouth. The rookie lashes out wildly and whiffs badly, leaving herself open to a left from Xi to her mouth, drawing more blood from the American model’s upper lip. Grace charges Ming, shooting out a telegraphed right that the Chinese model easily avoids and Ming drives two rights into Grace’s cheek, just below her right eye, and the American model lunges after her Chinese counterpart. Xi neatly steps out of the way and hammers Elizabeth square in her jaw and stuns the brunette. Grace with a blank look on her face as the ref lets Ming wind up with an uppercut that she hammers into Grace’s jawline and drops her into a heap as the brunette crumples, rolling over such that she is on her back motionless as Ming towers over her, a fire in her eyes. The ref doesn’t even need to look at Elizabeth as he calls for the bell – your winner in a brutal KO5 fashion, Ming Xi!


After:

Medics flood the ring to tend to Grace as Ming mounts the ringpost, celebrating her victory to the cheers of the crowd. After celebrating for a bit, Xi returns her attention to Elizabeth, who is at least conscious now, and the Chinese model forces her way through the medics. Grace’s eyes zoom in and out of focus before they grow wide, seeing the other model towering over her.

“What was that about showing that you are better than me?” Ming taunts Grace, who sputters jibberish as tears flow out of her eyes before Ming bends over, pressing her finger to Grace’s mouth to silence the rookie. “It’s okay. Now we all know that you can’t compete with me.” Xi pauses, “And frankly, I don’t think you can really compete with anyone, other than the girls who have become the legendary jobbers of the FCBA who are here to boost records and make mediocre fighters look amazing.”

With that, Ming gets up and plants her foot on Grace’s chest, drawing a wimper out of the American, raising her arms again as the crowd cheers, giving her another moment in the spotlight before leaving the ring and striding right by Ana Beatriz Barros, leaving the Brazilian with a surprised look on her face.

Minutes later, Grace Elizabeth makes her way to her feet and leaves the ring, tears streaming down her face. She looks at the crowd and covers her face and stumbles into the barricade, drawing even more tears out of the young model. Ana Beatriz Barros leaves the mic and goes over to hug Grace Elizabeth, helping her to the back before rushing back to the ring for the next fight. A massive loss for the rookie, but a major win for Ming Xi, as she’s making a strong case for being added to a roster.

Taylor Swift vs. Kate Upton (JMDD)


Kate Upton: 28 years old, 5’10”, 77-23 since 2011, Lookout Boxing


Taylor Swift: 30 years old, 5’11”, 51-22 since 2009, Fates Boxing



Before:

The final fight of the night sees two of the FCBA’s elite taking it to each other in a JMDD match. The disdain between the Kate Upton and Taylor Swift has been well documented over the past year, with this being their sixth meeting in the last December. And tonight, they enter a new frontier in their rivalry as they engage in a JMDD match, with Swift making her JMDD debut, and something Upton has already sworn would be Swift’s farewell as well.

“When I took down Taylor for the third straight time and did the FCBA a favor by ending her reign as Queen of the Ice Hotel, I demanded a JMDD match from her for one reason: so she knows who the top blonde is and that she can never compete with me.” Kate explains, “I’m going to make sure Taylor suffers tonight. No, she isn’t the same bright eyed skinny teenager she once was. She got plastic in her jugs to become a C cup, but she still can’t compete with mine. I’m going to destroy her fake plastic tits so badly that she never even thinks she can hang with me again. In any match.”

Taylor is equally fiery in her statement to the press, but keeps it shorter, “Kate thinks she’s so good and nobody ever stands up to her on anything. I may go down, but I’m going to dish the punishment back.”


Taylor Swift is the first girl to make her way to the ring to chants of “Plastic, plastic, plastic” as she wears a striped red and white bikini for the fight, seemingly chosen not only to show off her legs but also help her chest appear fuller, with black gloves for the fight, her hair up in a ponytail. The singer doesn’t appear to be paying any attention to the crowd as she paces, waiting for Kate Upton.

Upton lets Swift settle into the ring before she makes her entrance, wearing a gold triangle bikini that can barely contain her famous cleavage and golden gloves to match. The crowd chants “Upton! Upton! Upton!” as the blonde model struts to the ring, swinging her legs over the ropes and making a beeline for Swift, her melons bouncing up and down as she gets block off by the referee. Upton shakes her head and shouts at Swift, “I’m going to pound those silicone puppies!”

Taylor doesn’t say anything in response, but just stares down Kate. As has become customary tonight, the ref doesn’t even bother asking them to touch gloves, and the main event gets underway!


Round 1:

The fight that everyone has been waiting for starts out with both blonde stunners charging right at each other and full of the desire to beat up the other girl. Despite her minor reach disadvantage, Kate lands the first blow, a vicious chop to Taylor’s jugs, and the singer recoils slightly. A smile creeps across Upton’s face as she welcomes the singer to her first JMDD match and the model pounces with two more blows to Swift’s chest. The blonde singer backpedaling furiously in a contrast to just how she started the round and Upton shoots out a vicious right that Swift blocks before slamming a left into Upton’s left breast, wiping the smile off of Kate’s face. The singer lands a cheeky left into the model’s right cheek before going to Kate’s body, digging in two rights to Upton’s ribs, but the busty blonde model isn’t fazed – Kate drives leather into Taylor’s midriff with a right body shot before hammering her in her chest again as the bell rings. Swift tries to get in front of Upton after the bell but the ref has already positioned himself between the two blondes, knowing beforehand that these two girls don’t like each other. It’s a close opening round, but it goes to Upton.


Round 2:

The second round continues the trends of the first, with Kate and Taylor slugging the other’s jugs. Kate steps forwards, snarling, and hammers an uppercut into Taylor’s rack, making the singer wince. Upton throws a right at Swift’s head but Taylor bobs her head out of the way and crushes a right hook into Kate’s jaw, knocking the model backwards and Swift pounces. Taylor unloads rights and lefts into Kate’s famous cleavage, her gloves making audible smacks with each strike, and Swift drives Upton back into the ropes where she works over the busty model, popping more blows into the JMDD champ’s chest. Upton throws a right at Swift to make the signer dodge before Upton wraps up Swift, tussling with the singer until Taylor works her right arms free and starts digging rights into Kate’s midriff. Upton releases the hold and throws out a right hook that gets Swift in her chest, but the follow-up right misses the singer’s head. The bell rings before the two blondes can go after each other again, and they reluctantly go back to their respective corners.


Round 3:

Upton runs out of her corner at Swift, burying two blows into the singer’s cleavage and throwing a lunging right at Swift, but Taylor somehow evades the blow as it swooshes her hair as it sails past her ear. Swift retaliates with a right of her own into Upton’s jugs that nearly drives the model’s melons out of her top and she follows up with a left that nearly does the same! The crowd sees what’s going on and they roar while Kate instinctively covers up her famous rack and Taylor drives in two uppercuts into Kate’s chin and nearly drops the model! Upton stumbling backwards as Swift pursues her, Kate unleashing a big right that again nearly connects with Taylor, but the singer again gets out of the way and drives a big right into Kate’s jaw and down goes Upton! The crowd has a moment of stunned silence before erupting as Taylor steps over Kate’s stirring body, waving her arms at the crowd as the ref counts over the fallen model. Upton pushes herself to all fours by the count of four, shaking her head. At six, she’s pushed herself to one knee, and forces herself up at eight, and just stares daggers at Swift, who has a look of annoyance on her face. The ref steps in front of Kate to check in on her, but she’s already trying to get by him and at Taylor. The ref merely waves Swift back in and gets the heck out of the way.

Swift seemingly getting into the swing of JMDD, as she starts using her famous reach again, but going for Upton’s jugs rather than her usual target of her opponent’s heads. Kate squirms as Taylor’s strikes connect with her rack, but she isn’t a three time JMDD champ for nothing, and returns fire, hamming Taylor’s breasts in return, forcing the singer to back off as Upton’s blows pack a punch, and the two girls turn the round into a stalemate after Taylor’s knockdown. The bell rings, and Swift has a sneaky smile on her face as she knows she’s under Upton’s skin, taking the round wide thanks to her knockdown.


Round 4:

Taylor seemingly coming into her own in JMDD fights as she hits Kate in the jugs early on and absolutely pounds her body without mercy until the model hits the singer in her jaw to get a break. Swift quickly goes back after Upton’s body, but the model is ready for her this time, smacking her in the mouth and then pounding the Fates girl’s cleavage, looking to return the favor from the previous round as Swift grimaces from the blows. Upton thumps Swift’s ribs, alternating between her chest and sides as Taylor hammers an uppercut into Kate’s jugs before sending a haymaker into Kate’s chin, stopping the busty model’s momentum. Swift quickly hammering Upton’s body, her blows audibly smacking around Kate’s jugs as Taylor plays for offense, not caring what she takes back in return as the round comes to an end. In what just adds to the surprise of the night, Taylor Swift is taking it to Kate Upton and takes another round.


Round 5:

Upton clearly got a talking to in the Lookout corner and she’s charging Swift to start out the round. Taylor shoots out a right into Kate’s left shoulder, but the blonde model pounces, connecting with a left to the singer’s jaw before digging an uppercut into Swift’s jugs. Taylor lashes out with a right into Kate’s melons, but Upton grits her teeth and pounds Swift back, knocking the blonde singer backwards. Taylor throwing punches back at Kate, hitting her body, but the model is slowly working forwards, landing the better of the trades and closing the distance between the two blondes. Upton jams Swift up and works short but powerful blows into the singer’s torso, limiting the reach of Taylor’s punches and resulting in Kate being able to drive Taylor around the ring as these two blondes dish out punishment to the other’s body. The bell rings to bring the fifth to an end, and Kate Upton finally seems to be getting back into the match, taking the fifth on points.


Round 6:

Upton gets out of her corner confidently again and catches the singer in her jaw with a right before burying a blow into Taylor’s chest, but Swift responds with a left hook into Kate’s nose and stuns the model! Upton with a blank look on her face as Swift absolutely clobbers her with a follow-up right to her nose that sends her staggering backwards. Kate protects her head as Taylor absolutely slugs Kate’s jugs and hammers the model into the ropes, her tits bouncing up and down with each strike from the singer. Kate groaning as Taylor works her into the ropes and when the model tries to hammer the singer’s smaller assets, Taylor merely punishes her even more and Kate is forced to wrap her arms around Taylor. The two girls struggle and Taylor works a couple of blows into Kate’s body, but the model wraps her up even tighter until she practically throws Taylor across the ring, making sure everyone knows who the stronger blonde is. The referee gives Kate the finger wag of shame, but the model barely has time to pay attention to the ref as Taylor comes after Kate again, working the reigning JMDD champ around the ring with vicious body shots as the bell rings – and Upton takes exception, believing Swift hit her after the bell!

“You want to f*cking go, b*tch?” Kate screams as soon as she gets her gumshield out.

“I’m kicking your ass, Kate!” Taylor yells back.

“I’m going to show your fake tits!”

“I’m pounding away on your jugs, how does that feel?”

The two girls keep on trading verbal blows as they go back to their corners, and the story of the night so far is Taylor Swift being anything but an easy opponent as she wins the sixth by shutout.


Round 7:

Neither blonde beauty shows signs of slowing down as they start the seventh, and it’s Taylor who opens up with a big blow to Kate’s rack. Upton hammers a right into Swift’s chest in response and the singer pivots for a right to the model’s head, but Kate shifts her head to the left as Taylor’s blow shoots past her and Upton snaps Swift’s head back with a nasty right hook. Taylor covers up her head as she’s left reeling and Kate buries three blows into Swift’s jugs and the singer shouts out in pain! Kate not wasting any time, pounding a vicious right into Taylor’s body that doubles her over before whipping the singer back upright three rights into the singer’s jaw and down goes Taylor! Swift falls to the canvas face first as now it is Upton who gleefully steps over her opponent’s body. Taylor picks up her head and forces herself up, wincing as she briefly puts a glove over her midriff. She tells the ref to get away as she beats the count and staggers back towards Upton with two uncertain steps before getting her legs underneath her.

Upton comes back in, dodging a right from Swift and the model crushes another right into Taylor’s body and the singer’s eyes grow wide as she shouts out again and Taylor is hurt! Kate’s eyes light up and she absolutely smacks Taylor’s chest with a right before hitting her in the mouth with a left, staggering the singer! Taylor retreating backwards as she’s covering her head and Kate Upton goes to candyland on Taylor’s body. Kate pounding Taylor’s chest without any quarter, knocking her into the ropes as the thudding of Upton’s gloves into Swift’s chest and body and Swift’s guard starts to falter! Taylor taking blow after blow as Kate absolutely works her over in the ropes and the referee steps in! Swift practically crying as she falls to the canvas clutching her chest and your winner by TKO7, Kate Upton!


After:

“Don’t f*cking mess with me!” Upton screams after she takes out her gumshield. Swift meanwhile is writhing on the ground, holding her jugs as she squeezes tears out of her eyes.

Kate moves so that she’s standing over Taylor and sneers at the singer, who looks up with a look of abject fear, which makes Kate smile.

“Oh, you already know what’s going to happen!” Upton feigns surprise. “Good. Now, get ready to suffer.”

Upton yanks Swift up and throws her into the turnbuckle, wrapping her arms around the exterior of the ropes to make sure her victim remains standing. Kate then backs off, practically backing into the other corner, and the crowd gets louder, knowing what is coming. Upton charges forwards and jumps into Taylor, landing her signature jug splash and creating an audible thud as her melons connect with Taylor’s and a look of pain shoots across Taylor’s face as she whimpers and pulls her arms to cover her chest

“I told you what was going to happen, now you’re going to suffer,” Kate says as she pulls Taylor’s arms out of the way and smacks her melons, drawing more gasps from Taylor before she reloops Taylor’s arms through the ropes before backing off again. Upton charges forwards and jumps into Swift again, making another loud smack and drawing a shout out of the singer, who gets her arms out from the ropes again. Upton again repositions Swift, and backs into the opposite corner again. The crowd cheers again as Kate runs a bit faster before jumping into Taylor and the singer’s legs bow out from under her as a monstrous thud is heard and Taylor hits the ground, whimpering and clutching her chest.

“What is it, Taylor?” Kate taunts, “Can’t hang with the big girls?”

“I…will…end you.” Taylor forces the words out of her mouth.

“No, sweetie. I’ll end you.” Kate looks Taylor dead in the eyes and plops down on the singer’s midriff before smothering Taylor’s face with her jugs. Swift squirms around, weakly moving her arms to try and pound Upton’s back and she wraps her legs around Kate’s, but she’s too weak for her blows or vice to do anything and she eventually goes limp. Upton doesn’t let up for several seconds afterwards before getting up and towering over the unconscious singer to the thunderous applause of the crowd, now chanting: “Queen! Queen! Queen!”

Upton exits the ring as Swift finally gets some medical attention, and the victorious blonde model grabs a microphone.

“Are there any questions about whether or not Taylor can hang with me?” Upton asks, pausing as if she’s waiting on a response, “Serves her right. Though I thought she honestly wouldn’t accept the challenge, but that can be taken advantage of. I told her that I was her superior, and I don’t care how much plastic she’s had – she still isn’t my equal. Today, I made sure she will always be laughed at for her JMDD performance. And the next time we meet, I will bury her so that everyone will always know Taylor Swift as the woman who absolutely, positively got destroyed by challenging Kate Upton, and was never the same.”

With that, Kate drops the mic to thunderous applause as she raises her arms and proceeds out of the ring, having made her point to Taylor Swift, who Fates is unlikely to place into another JMDD match given what happened tonight.

As always an amazing card Fates, Upton proving her dominance over Taylor was enjoyable somewhat to our Kendall, who is training hard to give Taylor and Kate a reminder who truly is the best in the ring sooner then later

On a serious note Taylor did amazing on her JMDD debut, hopefully that puts an end to the debate can she cut it in that style, I am guessing it was a one off but it certainly adds another string to her bow

Also Grace and Valerie looked great, yes Grace lost to one of the fastest rising stars in the lightweight division, she wasn't overawed, Valerie looked amazing! I might give both a chance on my FNL cards in the next few months to give them both an extra spotlight unless someone is planning on coming in to sign them.

I can't wait for your next card.

Let me make one thing clear - your legs will never compete with mine, and it will be you, not me, who's begging for mercy after a Body Saddle bout. Consider it accepted.

As for your talking trash about Fates Boxing, didn't Emily flatten you a few weeks ago? Didn't I take you down in September? Didn't I defeat your precious Yvonne not once, but twice while I broke her record as lightweight champion? Didn't Fates have a fighter appear in every lightweight title fight for a year? I think that if anything, Fates girls have shown what a dominant force they are in the league.

Now, I hope you're ready to lose. There won't be any mercy for you after you have to admit the superiority of my legs.

Kate, when the ref shouts out ten over your limp body, I'm going to make sure that you pay for everything you've done to me. You'll be begging me for mercy as force you to accept the truth that you aren't the be-all end-all of the FCBA. That you don't have the best legs in the business. And that you aren't the top blonde and can only wish of being as successful as I am.

Oh really, your girls taking it to Fates? Didn't I break Yvonne's record for consecutive title defenses this year? Didn't I beat her twice while champion? Didn't I also take down Missy too? Heck, Karen Gillan bailed on your stable for us. And how like you, getting other girls to try and do what you couldn't in beating Emily. We're looking forward to taking you to the cleaners.

Nobody ever is ready to lose when they know they'll be stuck between my legs, pleading for mercy as they bow down and accept me as having the best legs in the business. I hope you know what you're signing up for, Kate. You won't be the same when I'm done with you.

How dumb are you? "I don't need any help to take down Emily." B*tch, Emily knocked you out on the beach in bodypaint. You aren't stopping Katherine any time soon, and Karen definitely hasn't forgotten about how she was neglected at Lookout and didn't have a fight for two years.

Kate, this is not a prediction, but a statement of fact. My legs are the best in the business. And when I beat you again, you will collapse in the ring, and I will be sure to humiliate you like you've never been humiliated before. You'll only ever be known as the answer to a trivia question: who dared challenge Taylor Swift's leg supremacy and failed miserably?

The fact is, my stems are famous for a reason, and anyone who dares question that will be humiliated.




Now bow to your blonde queen

Taylor Swift

TESS VALMORE

Will you two just shut up The same old s--t over and over. Ya daa ya daa. Nobody cares who has the best legs or bust except maybe their husbands.. Oh yeah, I forgot. Swift doesn’t have one. That may say something