Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Sept 30, 2020 16:42:58 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Why this isn't JMD is beyond me," says Lindsey with a shrug. "Doesn't matter, though. I've got the better pair, and I'll work hers over anyway."
"This isn't ABOUT who has the better pair," says a hard-eyed Ariel, "Though Lindsey's wrong about that. What it's about is who's the better fighter. And, Lindsey's wrong about THAT, too."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Brick House by the Commodores, and here comes blonde beauty Lindsey Pelas!"
Cassie: "Here's the part where Mac points out she has an FCBA win and promises to pick her!"
McCarthy: "SHUT. UP. SCABBO!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Lindsey into the ring and helped off with the robe, and the crowd more than a flutter looking at her in that navy blue number..."
McCarthy: "If I get up there, it will blow the ROOF off the place!"
O'Dell: "Aaaannndddd, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' you hear behind us, but, that's not Taylor Swift singing, instead it's the lovely lady coming to the ring right now, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Tess: "And, Winter definitely looking toward a possible shot at the titles right now. And, if she's going to get one any time soon, she'll need a result tonight."
O'Dell: "Ariel into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that curve-hugging white number we've seen before, and the fans popping once again. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Pelas HAS wins. But, as always, J-Mac is unpredictable! Winter!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Two fights, two unanimous panels and HERE WE GO! Ladies right after one another, just meeting in the middle of the ring and letting the hands go! This thing is getting IMMEDIATELY physical as blonde and brunette bang away to head and body with both looking to impose will..."
Cassie: "And, that's what this is going to be about. Both girls fight physical styles."
O'Dell: "And both are doing that right now, thumping away, working more and more body as the round goes on, hooking ribs and tummy, then going back upstairs with short hooks and uppercuts. Nobody giving an INCH at the moment, as plenty of hard shot continues to land..."
McCarthy: "Weirdo's trainers should know better than this. You have the favorite, don't go out and give the underdog a puncher's chance!"
O'Dell: "Down the stretch in a very active first. Ladies still digging away in the phone booth. Not a ton in it at the moment. Both blonde and brunette have scored and scored well and neither has been able to establish much of an advantage. GOOD right from Lindsey and there's the bell. Very close. Pelas."
Tess: "And Lindsey grabs the 10-9 edge."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Right back into the phone booth as we start the second and PELAS WITH A RIGHT UPPERCUT AND WINTER IS HURT! Ariel wobbled by a NASTY uppercut and now Lindsey letting the hands go as the brunette covers up in the middle of the ring in DEEP trouble at the moment!"
McCarthy: "I TOLD you! She should not have been in there BANGING with this girl!"
O'Dell: "Winter being backed up now as Pelas sits down on everything. Lindsey all about the finish, damning any and all torpedoes. Ariel forced against the cables now, keeping the guard high as the blonde goes body to try to bring it down and NOW GOES RACK IN A BIG WAY!"
Tess: "Saw THAT coming..."
O'Dell: "Ariel crouching, keeping the elbows tight, trying to ward off the blonde's offense. She's tying up now. Ref getting in there to break them and Lindsey stacks her right back against the ropes and hammers some more rack. Five seconds to go. Winter going to ride it out. There's the bell. Pelas. Wide."
Cassie: "And, Pelas now up 20-18."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Pelas right back at Ariel as we start the third. She's backing up the brunette with hard shot to the head, looking to finish this thing and GETTING NAILED WITH A RIGHT HAND COUNTER! Oh, what a SHOT by Winter and Pelas is STEPPIN' IN FENCE POST HOLES!"
Cassie: "KEYHOLED it!"
O'Dell: "Lindsey now covering up, being backed up by hard shot from the brunette. Ariel winging away, backing the blonde into the ropes and then making with the body work, punishing the ribs and midsection and NOW GOING RACK! Ariel with the hup-hup into the cups as she pays the blonde back for last round..."
Tess: "Again, saw THAT coming..."
O'Dell: "Referee looking in closely as Ariel goes back to the head looking to find the 'off' switch. Pelas hanging on, keeping the guard tight, doing just enough offensively to prevent the stoppage. Final seconds ticking away in the third. GOOD right from Ariel that wobbled Lindsey and there's the bell. No doubt in this frame. Winter wide."
McCarthy: "Winter on the board, but still down 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Fourth begins with Ariel on the attack. She's backing up the blonde with hard shot to both head and body. Lindsey playing defense, jabbing back in spots, looking to stay off the ropes and play for time and space, neither of which the brunette looks interested in giving her..."
Tess: "Definitely looking to finish this thing..."
O'Dell: "No doubt. GOOD straight right by Ariel! That shook Pelas, who ties up immediately. Ref breaks the fighters apart, but Winter right back in the blonde's grill. Lindsey tying up again, trying to slow the brunette down and THERE'S A RIGHT UPPERCUT FROM ARIEL AND DOWN GOES LINDSEY!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiiggghhhhttsssss. The party's ohhhhhverrrrrrr...."
O'Dell: "Winter to a neutral corner. Pelas face down in the middle of the ring, having crashed past Ariel's left shoulder after that uppercut. Ref's count at three. Four. Five. No movement at all from Lindsey. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO4 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, very physical in there..."
Ariel: "Just what we expected. That's how she likes to fight. And, that's OK with me. You aren't beating me like that."
Tess: "Still pushing for a shot at the belts before the end of the year?"
Ariel (nodding): "No doubt about it. We've still got a quarter of the year to go. And, I'm firing on all cylinders!"
"Why this isn't JMD is beyond me," says Lindsey with a shrug. "Doesn't matter, though. I've got the better pair, and I'll work hers over anyway."
"This isn't ABOUT who has the better pair," says a hard-eyed Ariel, "Though Lindsey's wrong about that. What it's about is who's the better fighter. And, Lindsey's wrong about THAT, too."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Brick House by the Commodores, and here comes blonde beauty Lindsey Pelas!"
Cassie: "Here's the part where Mac points out she has an FCBA win and promises to pick her!"
McCarthy: "SHUT. UP. SCABBO!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Lindsey into the ring and helped off with the robe, and the crowd more than a flutter looking at her in that navy blue number..."
McCarthy: "If I get up there, it will blow the ROOF off the place!"
O'Dell: "Aaaannndddd, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' you hear behind us, but, that's not Taylor Swift singing, instead it's the lovely lady coming to the ring right now, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Tess: "And, Winter definitely looking toward a possible shot at the titles right now. And, if she's going to get one any time soon, she'll need a result tonight."
O'Dell: "Ariel into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that curve-hugging white number we've seen before, and the fans popping once again. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Pelas HAS wins. But, as always, J-Mac is unpredictable! Winter!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Two fights, two unanimous panels and HERE WE GO! Ladies right after one another, just meeting in the middle of the ring and letting the hands go! This thing is getting IMMEDIATELY physical as blonde and brunette bang away to head and body with both looking to impose will..."
Cassie: "And, that's what this is going to be about. Both girls fight physical styles."
O'Dell: "And both are doing that right now, thumping away, working more and more body as the round goes on, hooking ribs and tummy, then going back upstairs with short hooks and uppercuts. Nobody giving an INCH at the moment, as plenty of hard shot continues to land..."
McCarthy: "Weirdo's trainers should know better than this. You have the favorite, don't go out and give the underdog a puncher's chance!"
O'Dell: "Down the stretch in a very active first. Ladies still digging away in the phone booth. Not a ton in it at the moment. Both blonde and brunette have scored and scored well and neither has been able to establish much of an advantage. GOOD right from Lindsey and there's the bell. Very close. Pelas."
Tess: "And Lindsey grabs the 10-9 edge."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Right back into the phone booth as we start the second and PELAS WITH A RIGHT UPPERCUT AND WINTER IS HURT! Ariel wobbled by a NASTY uppercut and now Lindsey letting the hands go as the brunette covers up in the middle of the ring in DEEP trouble at the moment!"
McCarthy: "I TOLD you! She should not have been in there BANGING with this girl!"
O'Dell: "Winter being backed up now as Pelas sits down on everything. Lindsey all about the finish, damning any and all torpedoes. Ariel forced against the cables now, keeping the guard high as the blonde goes body to try to bring it down and NOW GOES RACK IN A BIG WAY!"
Tess: "Saw THAT coming..."
O'Dell: "Ariel crouching, keeping the elbows tight, trying to ward off the blonde's offense. She's tying up now. Ref getting in there to break them and Lindsey stacks her right back against the ropes and hammers some more rack. Five seconds to go. Winter going to ride it out. There's the bell. Pelas. Wide."
Cassie: "And, Pelas now up 20-18."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Pelas right back at Ariel as we start the third. She's backing up the brunette with hard shot to the head, looking to finish this thing and GETTING NAILED WITH A RIGHT HAND COUNTER! Oh, what a SHOT by Winter and Pelas is STEPPIN' IN FENCE POST HOLES!"
Cassie: "KEYHOLED it!"
O'Dell: "Lindsey now covering up, being backed up by hard shot from the brunette. Ariel winging away, backing the blonde into the ropes and then making with the body work, punishing the ribs and midsection and NOW GOING RACK! Ariel with the hup-hup into the cups as she pays the blonde back for last round..."
Tess: "Again, saw THAT coming..."
O'Dell: "Referee looking in closely as Ariel goes back to the head looking to find the 'off' switch. Pelas hanging on, keeping the guard tight, doing just enough offensively to prevent the stoppage. Final seconds ticking away in the third. GOOD right from Ariel that wobbled Lindsey and there's the bell. No doubt in this frame. Winter wide."
McCarthy: "Winter on the board, but still down 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Fourth begins with Ariel on the attack. She's backing up the blonde with hard shot to both head and body. Lindsey playing defense, jabbing back in spots, looking to stay off the ropes and play for time and space, neither of which the brunette looks interested in giving her..."
Tess: "Definitely looking to finish this thing..."
O'Dell: "No doubt. GOOD straight right by Ariel! That shook Pelas, who ties up immediately. Ref breaks the fighters apart, but Winter right back in the blonde's grill. Lindsey tying up again, trying to slow the brunette down and THERE'S A RIGHT UPPERCUT FROM ARIEL AND DOWN GOES LINDSEY!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiiggghhhhttsssss. The party's ohhhhhverrrrrrr...."
O'Dell: "Winter to a neutral corner. Pelas face down in the middle of the ring, having crashed past Ariel's left shoulder after that uppercut. Ref's count at three. Four. Five. No movement at all from Lindsey. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO4 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, very physical in there..."
Ariel: "Just what we expected. That's how she likes to fight. And, that's OK with me. You aren't beating me like that."
Tess: "Still pushing for a shot at the belts before the end of the year?"
Ariel (nodding): "No doubt about it. We've still got a quarter of the year to go. And, I'm firing on all cylinders!"