Karlie Kloss versus Taylor Swift

Karlie Kloss versus Taylor Swift

Results: Lookout

Words: Fates

Karlie Kloss: 28 years old, 5’11”, 19-15 since 2016, The Fighting Academy

Taylor Swift: 30 years old, 5’11”, 50-22 since 2009, Fates Boxing



Before:

Catchweight action tonight sees two former best friends going after each other and lay claim to the title of best legs in the FCBA. Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss used to be inseparable, but there is no use in dwelling on what used to be. The two women, who used to be inseparable, are rumored to hate each other, and neither is doing much to dispel such rumors.

“Look,” Taylor speaks first at the press conference, “She’s just another model who thinks she can hang with me. She can’t. And she definitely doesn’t have legs anywhere near as good as mine are. And when I’m done with her tonight, the entire FCBA will know why you don’t even try to backstab me.”

Kloss laughs, “You’re such a snake, Taylor, you really are. You think I’m the problem? I don’t think I’m better than everyone else, unlike you. You can’t even beat girls in your stable yet you go off running your mouth about how you’re the greatest fighter in the FCBA. I’m not going to pass up the opportunity to shut you up.”

Swift gets up and lunges at Kloss and the two girls briefly tussle before security pulls them apart, but that doesn’t stop them from hurling insults at each other.



Karlie steps into the FCBA Arena and is wearing a black sports bra and spandex trunks, leaving little to the imagination and showing off her leggy model physique. The crowd roars as the model swings herself into the ring, but while the crowd may be smiling, Kloss is anything but. She wears a grim look of determination with a fire in her eyes that she hasn’t had before. The leggy brunette paces around the ring as she awaits her former friend and now opponent.

Taylor soon makes her entrance to the arena, raising her arms in a robe with a snake on the back of it, fully embracing her heel turn as she stares down Karlie. Swift quickly steps into the ring and rips off of her robe to reveal a deep purples sports bra and trunks with bright pink gloves, the blonde singer seemingly eager to show off her body despite her noted disdain for models. Swift gets right in Kloss’ face and the referee has to squeeze his way between the two girls. He realizes he’s not going to get them to touch gloves as they keep on trying to shift and get after each other, and he just calls for the bell to start the match.



Round 1:

Both girls charge out of their corners and instantly start trading blows with reckless abandon and it doesn’t take long for Karlie to sock Taylor in the mouth with a right to get the upper hand. Swift launches a counter, but she’s not used to a girl having Kloss’ reach or speed and the model literally beats the singer to the punch, drilling her just below her eye and leaving Taylor reeling backwards. While Taylor may boast of having the best legs in the FCBA, Karlie may be challenging that claim as she easily covers the distance between herself and her former best friend and goes for the blonde’s ribs, working Taylor back into the ropes early and forcing her to clinch and get a break, which she does. Karlie throwing bombs from range after the break, even out-ranging Taylor, and the singer starts to look for the counter. Kloss jabs with her right and Taylor blocks the blow before quickly pumping leather into the brunette’s torso, landing two good shots before backing off. Kloss shakes her head and goes back to jabbing, keeping Swift at a distance and keeping her honest, even when her blows skip off the singer’s gloves, and the bell rings to signal the end of the round. The opening frame of the fight goes to the model’s favor, wide.



Round 2:

Taylor bounds out of her corner and throws two rights into Karlie’s mouth early, fighting from a slightly closer range than the previous round. Both girls start dancing around the ring, both putting their long legs to use to cover the distance, and while it’s close, Kloss starts to get the separation that she wants, getting Swift’s blows to fall just short but Kloss’ still hit. Taylor steps up and hits Karlie with a straight, knocking the model backwards and getting her onto the defensive. Swift digs in a rib shot to Kloss, and the model drops back. Taylor steps up and shoots out another straight, but this time Karlie is ready for it, blocking the blow and sending back two straights that pound Taylor’s chin and the singer looks unsteady for a brief moment! Kloss sees her former friend is vulnerable, but she can’t land any blows to her head as Swift protects herself and the round comes to an end. Karlie again taking the round, this time close.



Round 3:

Kloss goes right back to the long range bombs that got her ahead in the first round, but Swift has learned that she can’t do that back to Kloss, so she blocks Karlie’s blows before darting in close to Karlie and digging blows into the model’s torso, causing the lanky model to have to put her guard up to stop Swift’s blows. Taylor just being methodical, working around Karlie’s guard to pound Karlie’s ribs. Kloss slowly giving up ground as Swift pounds body, putting a scowl on the model’s face as she wraps up Taylor. Swift still is able to work a pair of rights to Kloss’ liver, sending her into the ropes and the two girls tussle briefly before the referee pulls them apart. Karlie lands two blows after the break, but Taylor quickly comes back with a right to Karlie’s jaw that sends the brunette backwards and gives the blonde control until the bell. The singer gets on the board in the third, taking it wide.



Round 4:

Both girls getting into a rhythm, with Karlie trying to keep Taylor at a distance while Swift for once is primarily working the counter. Kloss staying disciplined in her punches, keeping it to single strikes and not lunging after Swift, making it difficult for the singer to slip a counter into Karlie’s face, but her former best friend isn’t exactly doing much damage to her. The second minute begins and the pace starts to pick up with Karlie abandoning her jabbing in exchange for going for the singer’s body, pounding a shot into Taylor’s chest before swinging a left into her ribs. Taylor winces slightly as Karlie buries the blow and then sets up for a follow-up, but Taylor slips in a right to Karlie’s nose, battering the model backwards. Kloss recovering well and protecting her head from further blows, and Swift instantly pounds Karlie’s midriff, drawing a groan out of the model as the round comes to a close. The singer strings together a second straight round win, this time close, and she evens everything up.



Round 5:

Taylor sticking to her counterattacking script to start the fifth, beautifully bashing Karlie’s face with two rights that snap the model’s head backwards, and the blonde singer goes on the offensive. Swift digs in a pair of body blows before sending a right at Kloss’ face but Karlie rocks her with a cross! Taylor with a blank look on her face and Karlie seemingly liking her chops as she crashes a right into Taylor’s jaw and the singer staggers backwards, the middle rope catching her and saving her from a knockdown, but that’s only a temporary relief – her former friend pounces and wails away on her. Karlie churning out the lefts and rights to the body that make Taylor shout out as her skin turns redder. Kloss drives a right through Swift’s gloves that hits her in the nose, drawing blood, and seemingly makes Swift realize she needs to gets her arms around Karlie to get a break, which she does do. After that, Karlie still is hunting for Taylor’s head and body, but Swift doesn’t let any blow go completely unpunished, and she makes it to the bell. Karlie heads into the midway point in the fight with the lead, thanks to battering Taylor during the fifth.



Round 6:

Neither girl showing signs of fatigue as they enter the sixth round, with Karlie seemingly stalking Taylor around the ring, landing jabs seemingly at will in the opening seconds of the round as she adopts and betters the singer’s usual tactics. Swift’s landing short and quick blows into Kloss’ midriff, but the model keeps on pounding away on Swift’s guard in between the singer’s punches. Taylor drops back and Karlie lunges out after her, sending a right that skips slightly off of her left cheek and opens her up to a vicious right uppercut from Taylor and Kloss is now the one with a stunned expression on her face, but she gets her guard up purely on instinct to block a left from Swift. Taylor instantly shifts her focus to Karlie’s ribs, peppering her with efficient blows that work the model back and into the ropes after Karlie fires off a right in hopes to keep Taylor away and misses, opening her up to a right from the singer right into her mouth. Karlie’s head snaps backwards and Taylor hammers another right into her mouth before the model clinches. The bell rings while the two are wrapped up, and the two girls separate themselves without a word before turning their backs. Swift’s comeback gets her the round on points, wide, and this one is beginning to look like it may be going for a while.



Round 7:

Swift comes out of the Fates corner strongly, getting Kloss to bite on a feint before zipping in a right to her jaw, knocking the model backwards. Taylor steps up and drills a right into Karlie’s liver, and the brunette model steps back again. Taylor steps forwards again and takes a vicious hammer blow that nearly drops the singer! Kloss pounces as Swift covers up and the model buries rights and lefts into the singer’s body, driving the out of the singer’s lungs. Taylor gasping as Karlie lays into her and the model takes a shot at Taylor’s head through her guard, splitting the singer’s gloves and snapping her head backwards. Karlie stepping up, covering the ground between herself and her former best friend with ease, smacking her in the nose before hitting her chest, drawing an audible groan out of the singer and Taylor drops back, letting Karlie chase after. Kloss skips a body blow off of Swift’s body and the singer retaliates, landing two rights straight into Karlie’s mouth, drawing a bit of blood. The two leggy beauties trade briefly before Taylor lands another blow and forces Karlie to clinch as Swift struggles to get her arms free. The referee gets between the two girls and as he’s separating them, Taylor takes a potshot at Karlie’s midriff, causing the younger girl to scream at her. The ref didn’t notice, and Swift is smirking as the bell comes. Karlie takes the round, close, and she’s still arguing with the ref while Taylor doesn’t even bother turning her back.



Round 8:

Karlie charges out of the Fighting Academy corner and lunges after Taylor, still incensed by Taylor’s cheap shot from the seventh round, and while her initial strike misses, the brunette model follows up with a short left to just below the blonde’s right eye, snapping her head backwards. Now it’s Karlie who seemingly has the smirk on her face as she batters away on Taylor’s guard, knocking the smaller girl backwards, but never being able to smash through her guard. Swift keeping her guard up and Kloss fires off a right before shifting her focus, backing off and positioning for rib shots when Taylor shoots out a lightning-fast right to Karlie’s chin and the model’s legs buckle briefly! Kloss stays up but Swift is all over her before she can protect herself, and Taylor pounds a vicious right into Karlie’s torso that draws a gurgle out of the brunette as her back half shoots backwards, her torso and head leaning forwards. Swift straightens her former friend back up with a left uppercut before driving two additional rights into her chin that drops the model to the canvas! Kloss hits the ground face-down and Swift steps over her, adding insult to injury on the first knockdown of the fight! The ref is counting as Karlie stirs, moving her limbs and forcing herself to all fours, but she’s swaying back and forth as she looks up at the ref with a blank expression as he hits ten and that’s it! Your winner by KO8, Taylor Swift!



After:

Swift snickering as Kloss is helped by medics and the Fighting Academcy staff, and the Fates girl slowly mounts the ringpost, showing off her legs as she defeats one of the only girls who can challenge Taylor on her claim to fame of the best legs in the FCBA. And Taylor’s making sure that the crowd knows it.

“Who has legs that can even compete with mine? Nobody!” Swift screams out repeatedly before finally dismounting the ringpost and turnbuckle, then makes a beeline for Kloss, who’s a bit more present now.

Taylor gets right in Karlie’s face, a devilish smile on her face as Karlie tries to avoid Taylor’s eyes, but the singer gets her right hand under Karlie’s chin and stares right into her eyes.

“Let this be a lesson to anyone who backstabs me,” Swift seethes, “You were my friend. Then you took me for granted and supported that jerk. You don’t have the legs to even lay claim to compete with me.” Swift pauses before continuing, speaking slightly more slowly as her words become more venomous. “You are a shell of who you once used to be, and you don’t even belong in the same sentence as me or worth my effort.”

With that, Taylor gets up, and leaves, and Kloss hangs her head again.



“Heck no, I wasn’t scared of her!” Taylor boasts to the press, “What has she done recently? Nothing. After she was no longer associated with me, her claim to fame was supposedly her legs, even though she knows she can’t compete with me. None of these brunette models – excuse me – none of these models can compete with me, and nobody has legs that can compete with mine in the FCBA.” Swift uncompromising in her assessment of Kloss, and the singer doesn’t even both answering questions as she just walks out.

Karlie takes to the press a bit later, her eyes a bit watery.

“After I lost to Karen Gillan, I wanted to get revenge against Fates, and who better to beat than the girl who just won’t shut up in Taylor Swift.” Karlie sighs, admitting she came up short tonight. “Nobody even likes her. And do I need to remind her that she lost her title to a brunette model, her stablemate, Emily DiDonato? Taylor is such a snake and thinks she’s better than she is. I hope someone puts her on the canvas. Repeatedly. And soon. And if she wants to keep on talking trash, I’ll be glad to be one to knock her down.”

Kloss may have lost to Swift tonight, but if anything, the feud between these two girls may just be starting.