Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Aug 31, 2020 10:31:36 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"People say I'm in tough in this one," Molly says with a smile. "Well, I was in tough in the LAST one, and I did OK for myself. And, tonight, I'm going to get a win. THAT will turn some heads."
"She can fight," says Kat. "She proved that against Lili. What she CAN'T do is beat ME. And, I'm going to prove THAT tonight."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Sandstorm' by Darude..."
McCarthy: "I love that Da Rude! He's my favorite DJ!"
O'Dell (sighing): "And, when you hear that tune in an FCBA arena, it means that the lovely Molly C. Quinn is on her way to the ring..."
Tess: "And, Quinn's right about the fact that she did OK for herself against Reinhart when they fought last year. And, Lili's a girl that looks to be going places..."
McCarthy: "She's already GONE places. To Dancing Hookerville!"
O'Dell: "Molly into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal that turquoise number we saw last year, and that's 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing' by Scissor Sisters you hear behind us, and that means Kat 'The Rack' Dennings is on her way to the ring..."
McCarthy: "Overrated lucky FRAUD!"
Cassie: "For those who've forgotten, Dennings STARCHED Mac in a body paint bout earlier this year..."
McCarthy: "LUCKY! And she's even LUCKIER it wasn't JMD! Don't EYE me, Dennings! I'll come OVER there! And, YOU stop EYEING ME, CAMPBELL! I will come UP there and kick your..."
O'Dell: "CALM DOWN, MAC! Truck, I'm going to need that bottle from Pointy's cellar. As SOON as we leave the air..."
Cassie: "Uncle Wiz will have one of Mr. Pauley's boys lock up the arena and drive you to the hotel..."
O'Dell: "AFTER they carry me to the car. Dennings into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's got the crowd buzzing with that curve-hugging black number she likes. And, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kat. Mac?"
McCarthy: "YOU HEARD ME IN THE PRE-FIGHT! LUCKY. FRAUD. QUINN!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And, we're underway. Ladies just getting together in the middle of the ring and getting it ON! Quinn not replaying the early rounds against Reinhart when she was getting backed up! Redhead determined to stand in there and hold canvas, and that's just FINE with Kat..."
Cassie: "Dennings definitely wants to be in the phone booth..."
O'Dell: "And, that's JUST where she finds herself. But, Quinn holding her own in there, digging some body, scoring to the head off it. Kat banging right back. Both redhead and brunette getting work done right now. Nobody hurt, but everybody's landing some good leather."
Tess: "Not sure if Quinn ought to be fighting Dennings' fight here..."
McCarthy: "Dennings has ZERO talent. Quinn doesn't need to back up!"
O'Dell: "Well, she doesn't appear to INTEND to. Instead, she's going body with the brunette, racking the ribs, tenderizing the tummy. GOOD right hand Kat and a GOOD right hand from Quinn as a rejoinder and there's the bell. Not much in it in the first, but the redhead will get the points and the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Back to work in the booth, and if Quinn wants to do this, there's no question that we're GOING to do this, because this is definitely where Kat wants to be. Ladies working body in there, tying up some, doing some shouldering and some levering. Lots of short, hard leather being exchanged..."
McCarthy: "Typical Campbell SLOP for this Campbell Clone..."
O'Dell: "Quinn holding her own in there. Molly plenty sturdy, and she's showing that right now. Still not sure I'd do this against Kat, but this seems to be the fight plan, and, for the moment at least, it's working. Not a lot in it for the second consecutive round. Neither brunette nor redhead able to create any space..."
Tess; "Figuratively or literally at the moment."
O'Dell: "Ladies continuing to work in close as we come down the stretch. Nice right hook from Kat backed Molly up a step, but Quinn right back forward to work some more body. Nobody starting to pink up yet, but that's coming with the punishment we've seen. And, there's the bell. Close second to Quinn."
Cassie: "And Molly leads 20-18."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Pattern set as we roll into the third. Ladies get together in the middle of the ring and get to work, body, head, more body, close quarters, thumping away. Wouldn't be fair to say there's not much art to it, because, good defense is being played in there..."
Cassie: "No doubt. Head and hands moving. Feet moving."
O'Dell: "Nice right hook Quinn and DENNINGS WOBBLES HER WITH AN UPPERCUT! Kat lands the left uppie and Molly's legs did a shimmy! And, the brunette now ALL IN! She's letting the hands go, backing up the redhead, pinning her to the cables. And, that's absolutely NOT where Molly wants to be..."
McCarthy: "Just run some clock, kid. You'll be fine!"
O'Dell: "Quinn in the high guard. Dennings doing some SERIOUS body work now. WHACKING leather into the ribs and tummy. Molly taking it, keeping those hands up as the ref looks in. Kat a solid left hook that shook Molly! Ref not going to watch much more of this, but he doesn't have to. There's the bell. Dennings wide in the third."
Tess: "But, Quinn still up 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Dennings looking to finish now. She's coming forward, backing up Molly with heavy shot. Quinn unable to hold canvas, but, she's jabbing back, trying to slow the brunette offensive. Not having a ton of success, but she's at least putting up some resistance..."
Tess: "Definitely is, but it's not enough to bother Dennings at the moment."
O'Dell: "It is not. Kat mostly walking through it, bringing the physical as she likes to do. GOOD right hand by Dennings and that shook Quinn! Molly looking ready to go now as Kat lets the hands go. Molly covering up and GOING DOWN after Kat lands a BIG right hook!"
Cassie: "Don't think she's getting up from that..."
O'Dell: "Dennings to a neutral corner. Molly down on her right side parallel to the ropes. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Quinn to her belly at seven. To all fours at eight. Grabbing the bottom rope at nine...TEN! It's OVER! Molly still on her hands and knees as the count passes her by and it's OVER! And your winner by KO4 is Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kat Dennings, and, Kat, were you surprised she came right at you?"
Kat: "Not all that much. She can hit. And, she can take a hit. So, not really surprised she tried her luck. Wasn't going to pay off, though..."
Tess: "You're in the group management might be pushing for a title in the last four months of the year..."
Kat (nodding): "Yeah, and, obviously, I'd love another shot at the belts. But, if that doesn't happen, tell Silicone Sister down there that she can have a rematch any time she wants one."
"People say I'm in tough in this one," Molly says with a smile. "Well, I was in tough in the LAST one, and I did OK for myself. And, tonight, I'm going to get a win. THAT will turn some heads."
"She can fight," says Kat. "She proved that against Lili. What she CAN'T do is beat ME. And, I'm going to prove THAT tonight."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Sandstorm' by Darude..."
McCarthy: "I love that Da Rude! He's my favorite DJ!"
O'Dell (sighing): "And, when you hear that tune in an FCBA arena, it means that the lovely Molly C. Quinn is on her way to the ring..."
Tess: "And, Quinn's right about the fact that she did OK for herself against Reinhart when they fought last year. And, Lili's a girl that looks to be going places..."
McCarthy: "She's already GONE places. To Dancing Hookerville!"
O'Dell: "Molly into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal that turquoise number we saw last year, and that's 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing' by Scissor Sisters you hear behind us, and that means Kat 'The Rack' Dennings is on her way to the ring..."
McCarthy: "Overrated lucky FRAUD!"
Cassie: "For those who've forgotten, Dennings STARCHED Mac in a body paint bout earlier this year..."
McCarthy: "LUCKY! And she's even LUCKIER it wasn't JMD! Don't EYE me, Dennings! I'll come OVER there! And, YOU stop EYEING ME, CAMPBELL! I will come UP there and kick your..."
O'Dell: "CALM DOWN, MAC! Truck, I'm going to need that bottle from Pointy's cellar. As SOON as we leave the air..."
Cassie: "Uncle Wiz will have one of Mr. Pauley's boys lock up the arena and drive you to the hotel..."
O'Dell: "AFTER they carry me to the car. Dennings into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's got the crowd buzzing with that curve-hugging black number she likes. And, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kat. Mac?"
McCarthy: "YOU HEARD ME IN THE PRE-FIGHT! LUCKY. FRAUD. QUINN!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And, we're underway. Ladies just getting together in the middle of the ring and getting it ON! Quinn not replaying the early rounds against Reinhart when she was getting backed up! Redhead determined to stand in there and hold canvas, and that's just FINE with Kat..."
Cassie: "Dennings definitely wants to be in the phone booth..."
O'Dell: "And, that's JUST where she finds herself. But, Quinn holding her own in there, digging some body, scoring to the head off it. Kat banging right back. Both redhead and brunette getting work done right now. Nobody hurt, but everybody's landing some good leather."
Tess: "Not sure if Quinn ought to be fighting Dennings' fight here..."
McCarthy: "Dennings has ZERO talent. Quinn doesn't need to back up!"
O'Dell: "Well, she doesn't appear to INTEND to. Instead, she's going body with the brunette, racking the ribs, tenderizing the tummy. GOOD right hand Kat and a GOOD right hand from Quinn as a rejoinder and there's the bell. Not much in it in the first, but the redhead will get the points and the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Back to work in the booth, and if Quinn wants to do this, there's no question that we're GOING to do this, because this is definitely where Kat wants to be. Ladies working body in there, tying up some, doing some shouldering and some levering. Lots of short, hard leather being exchanged..."
McCarthy: "Typical Campbell SLOP for this Campbell Clone..."
O'Dell: "Quinn holding her own in there. Molly plenty sturdy, and she's showing that right now. Still not sure I'd do this against Kat, but this seems to be the fight plan, and, for the moment at least, it's working. Not a lot in it for the second consecutive round. Neither brunette nor redhead able to create any space..."
Tess; "Figuratively or literally at the moment."
O'Dell: "Ladies continuing to work in close as we come down the stretch. Nice right hook from Kat backed Molly up a step, but Quinn right back forward to work some more body. Nobody starting to pink up yet, but that's coming with the punishment we've seen. And, there's the bell. Close second to Quinn."
Cassie: "And Molly leads 20-18."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Pattern set as we roll into the third. Ladies get together in the middle of the ring and get to work, body, head, more body, close quarters, thumping away. Wouldn't be fair to say there's not much art to it, because, good defense is being played in there..."
Cassie: "No doubt. Head and hands moving. Feet moving."
O'Dell: "Nice right hook Quinn and DENNINGS WOBBLES HER WITH AN UPPERCUT! Kat lands the left uppie and Molly's legs did a shimmy! And, the brunette now ALL IN! She's letting the hands go, backing up the redhead, pinning her to the cables. And, that's absolutely NOT where Molly wants to be..."
McCarthy: "Just run some clock, kid. You'll be fine!"
O'Dell: "Quinn in the high guard. Dennings doing some SERIOUS body work now. WHACKING leather into the ribs and tummy. Molly taking it, keeping those hands up as the ref looks in. Kat a solid left hook that shook Molly! Ref not going to watch much more of this, but he doesn't have to. There's the bell. Dennings wide in the third."
Tess: "But, Quinn still up 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Dennings looking to finish now. She's coming forward, backing up Molly with heavy shot. Quinn unable to hold canvas, but, she's jabbing back, trying to slow the brunette offensive. Not having a ton of success, but she's at least putting up some resistance..."
Tess: "Definitely is, but it's not enough to bother Dennings at the moment."
O'Dell: "It is not. Kat mostly walking through it, bringing the physical as she likes to do. GOOD right hand by Dennings and that shook Quinn! Molly looking ready to go now as Kat lets the hands go. Molly covering up and GOING DOWN after Kat lands a BIG right hook!"
Cassie: "Don't think she's getting up from that..."
O'Dell: "Dennings to a neutral corner. Molly down on her right side parallel to the ropes. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Quinn to her belly at seven. To all fours at eight. Grabbing the bottom rope at nine...TEN! It's OVER! Molly still on her hands and knees as the count passes her by and it's OVER! And your winner by KO4 is Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kat Dennings, and, Kat, were you surprised she came right at you?"
Kat: "Not all that much. She can hit. And, she can take a hit. So, not really surprised she tried her luck. Wasn't going to pay off, though..."
Tess: "You're in the group management might be pushing for a title in the last four months of the year..."
Kat (nodding): "Yeah, and, obviously, I'd love another shot at the belts. But, if that doesn't happen, tell Silicone Sister down there that she can have a rematch any time she wants one."