Post by Lookout! Boxing on Aug 29, 2020 2:04:08 GMT -6
Courtney Tailor versus
Kylie Jenner
Before: Kylie looking down the barrel of a slump, looking to see what an extra ten pounds can do for her game. “It’s definitely more comfortable. And not having to keep an eye on the scale as much gives us more time to work on everything else. I hate that it looks like those Mean Girls chased me out, but I’ll just have to settle for taking this division by storm!”
“So her bad decisions caught up to her, and she thinks changing divisions is going to solve all her problems? Well, Honey, there’s curvy at bantam,” Courtney flips herself over the table, and gestures down her figure, “and there’s curvy with the big girls, and what she’s packing just won’t cut it up here!”
Tailor making the right point here. No lightweight hits harder than she does, and very few welters are in her class as well. Lacking big sister Kendall’s reach, Kylie is going to have to take punishment to get her licks in. Win or lose, if Kylie can at least survive this level of firepower, than an experimental visit to the Tiffany division is a worthwhile endeavor.
Ring-posts in sand setup. Sky-blue front-tied bikini for Kylie, thong bottoms, white gloves, hair tight in a battle bun. White panelfront bikini for Courtney, matching thong bottoms, black gloves, hair loose but tossed over her right shoulder to start. Both fighters barefoot in the sand
R1: RIFLING lead right hand, torrid hook, Courtney shelled, head snapping this-a-way and that--she’s momentarily wobbly butt as the kid roars out of the gate. Kylie told to work the body: she’s responding, twisting her hips and parking hooks snug behind Tailor’s right elbow. Skidding uppercuts off Courtney’s guard, keeping her blonde covered up, then back downstairs with juicy, limber-limbed whip. Tailor gritting her teeth at the ropes, starts banging back bruising toe to toe late--girls shortening up stroke, no clinches, just pasting each other pretty doubled up hooks and chopping away compact rights and JENNER GETS STUNNED! Kylie busted a short right hand on her mouth steps backward, then nearly takes a knee as delayed effect hits her in the knees--she covers up, gets low, makes Courtney miss over the top and grabs up smart around Texan’s svelte waist. Tailor taunting--feeling her oats--she wrestles Kylie into a standing headlock after the bell--prompting referee intervention as roughhouse makes an appearance early.
R2: Courtney attempting hound and pound on Kylie--jabbing the kid into position, hooking her midsection and flank, curling a right hand up into the solar plexus, riding with a limber left around her neck to tug her off balance--good loose-limbed rub down applied by the blonde. All Tailor till late, Jenner slide-stepping back, dragging her front foot and leaning over on her right side, blonde missing over the top, Jenner comes out of the crouch with an all-body right uppercut, picking up Tailor’s chin TASTY! Courtney wobbly butt, frozen on the spot--Kylie swats ear a hook, then digs the payoff hook in on the liver, crumpling her forward with a boozy gasp. Jenner collecting a nice bouncing hook off kidney as Tailor moans in complaint--kid’s got sauce, no doubt about it, steals the second to even things up.
R3: Kylie stepping in, committing to her sock, Courtney has to back off. Jenner feinting well - she's got Tailor flinching and midway through jumps in to startle her blonde with a vicious lead left hook. COURTNEY GOES DOWN! Texan clipped clean - she scoots to her backside, bouncing to a stop with gaping look of astonishment, Kylie grinning down sunny, batting mitts together and prancing to neutral corner. ON COMES JENNER! Kylie stepping-to and squaring up: she's gonna show Courtney some brawn. Jenner drumming the body some beefy rights and lefts, using her left shoulder/elbow to prop Tailor up, blonde grimacing, dukes at temples as she gets bumped and banged. KYLIE GOES JUG! Oh the CHEEK of this lass - she romps up in there with a great chugging delivery, mocking Courtney with every thrusting punch. Tailor belted into stupor, stacked up at the ropes and suffering at the bell - hate hot on reddened cheeks as Jenner wheels around and fairly skips back to her corner all bouncy-butt.
R4: Courtney imposing herself, hopping in with the hook or hard right hand, then fight off Kylie's chest at close quarters. Grinding exchanges, girls writhing and wriggling up top, feet planting strong, backsides trembling with the effort of walking each other around. Punches tart n' tidy, both girls brisk to ribs in combination, clubbing away short-arm hooks and uppercuts up top. Tailor with the knack inside of leaning in, then easing out, walking Jenner into cleaner shots. Kylie taking it well, but getting mastered in there - good bruising fifth goes Courtney's way.
R5: Trench warfare continues and this time, Kylie's getting the better of it. Sweaty tousles in there rubbing, girls breathing hard as they push and tie up, squirming to free up their arms and get punching room. Jenner getting a nice swatting left hook against Tailor's hip, in behind the elbow, blonde wincing, giving ground. Kylie thick to both sides, pulling the shots in sidearm, elbow in close to her body - she's very economical, showing well inside. Courtney stepping back and walking Jenner in - going belly with short right hands, but catching enough trunk at times to earn a barking reprimand from the ref. Kylie's round - girls separate with scorching looks, flaring nostrils as ref stays close, wary
R6: Girls shoulder to shoulder, sweaty struggling continues unabated. Both so smooth and smart with left hooks, keeping right hands at cheeks while snatching tummy, jug and chin - very compact, swiping action - mitts spanking loud off taut blonde meat. Constant moist bumping as girls jostle, use their lead shoulders to nudge one another. Crowd pleasing stuff - girls will tie up briefly but it's just to wrestle the other out of position: punching is more or less non-stop. End of the first minute, Courtney easing out, gets Kylie to gobble a tangy outside-in right uppercut: brunette's head jerks up, she stumbles forward and CLATTERS TO ALL FOURS! Tailor lifting her mitts and prancing - she's finally getting to Jenner's chin. Groggy 8 Kylie - ON COMES COURTNEY! Tailor jabbing up at Jenner, then ripping her a right to the trunkline, doubling it, TRIPLING it, then GETS BACK ON THAT RACK! Courtney squaring away and hustling leather sexy shoulder-shrugging hup-hup - Tailor's excited face close to Jenner's clenched, cramped face - blonde just stacking the brunette up and taking what she wants. Bell: Courtney keeps a-chugging - ref has to pull her wriggling and kicking off as Kylie sags stunned in the ropes, eyelashes fluttering.
R7: HAMMER AND TONGS! Courtney peppering Kylie one-twos, beating brunette in a halting little counterclockwise circle. Jenner covered up high, being buffetted, gets it together and starts placing dip n' dig right hands firm to the gut. Now she’s head-hunting, baring her teeth, and THROWING! Tailor resolute, blocking and countering, systematically getting up into the youngster with robust rising lefts and rights. Down the stretch, both girls pitch rights - Kylie to the body, Courtney to the chin, brunette comes back on the chin and TAILOR'S LEGS GIVE WAY! Blonde's how-could-you eyes meet brunette's I'm-finishing-you glare and JENNER WADES INTO WHAT'S LEFT! Courtney face in her gloves, tilting forward as Kylie ROMPS to jug, then picks up chin, rhythmically punching her way through Texan's guard. Jenner spinning left into a bolo punch, Tailor stuttering sideways as she tilts to her right and GOES DOWN! Courtney beaten, bludgeoned and battered - SHE'S OUT ON HER FACE! Savage KO7 lightweight debut for Kylie Jenner as she plants her foot on Tailor’s upturned derriere.
After: Kylie shoves Courtney onto her back with her foot, mounts her, and slaps her awake. “Time to mess with Texas!” Jenner cries as she grabs a handful off sweat-soaked blonde hair and jams a feebly protesting Tailor’s face into her sweat-shined cleavage! As impressive a tableau as that is, it’s overshadowed in the press. The BWO photographer was in a perfect position to catch the bolo punch that put Courtney on the ground. Not only is it an impressive sight in its own right, but BOTH barely-covered booties are on full display. Boxing World Online’s October issue featuring the shot on its cover with “BARELY LEGAL” scrawled across it (talking about the bolo punch, of course, what else could it be?) Kylie cannon-balling into the deep end of the lightweight division with this front-runner for Upset of the Year!
Kylie Jenner
Before: Kylie looking down the barrel of a slump, looking to see what an extra ten pounds can do for her game. “It’s definitely more comfortable. And not having to keep an eye on the scale as much gives us more time to work on everything else. I hate that it looks like those Mean Girls chased me out, but I’ll just have to settle for taking this division by storm!”
“So her bad decisions caught up to her, and she thinks changing divisions is going to solve all her problems? Well, Honey, there’s curvy at bantam,” Courtney flips herself over the table, and gestures down her figure, “and there’s curvy with the big girls, and what she’s packing just won’t cut it up here!”
Tailor making the right point here. No lightweight hits harder than she does, and very few welters are in her class as well. Lacking big sister Kendall’s reach, Kylie is going to have to take punishment to get her licks in. Win or lose, if Kylie can at least survive this level of firepower, than an experimental visit to the Tiffany division is a worthwhile endeavor.
Ring-posts in sand setup. Sky-blue front-tied bikini for Kylie, thong bottoms, white gloves, hair tight in a battle bun. White panelfront bikini for Courtney, matching thong bottoms, black gloves, hair loose but tossed over her right shoulder to start. Both fighters barefoot in the sand
R1: RIFLING lead right hand, torrid hook, Courtney shelled, head snapping this-a-way and that--she’s momentarily wobbly butt as the kid roars out of the gate. Kylie told to work the body: she’s responding, twisting her hips and parking hooks snug behind Tailor’s right elbow. Skidding uppercuts off Courtney’s guard, keeping her blonde covered up, then back downstairs with juicy, limber-limbed whip. Tailor gritting her teeth at the ropes, starts banging back bruising toe to toe late--girls shortening up stroke, no clinches, just pasting each other pretty doubled up hooks and chopping away compact rights and JENNER GETS STUNNED! Kylie busted a short right hand on her mouth steps backward, then nearly takes a knee as delayed effect hits her in the knees--she covers up, gets low, makes Courtney miss over the top and grabs up smart around Texan’s svelte waist. Tailor taunting--feeling her oats--she wrestles Kylie into a standing headlock after the bell--prompting referee intervention as roughhouse makes an appearance early.
R2: Courtney attempting hound and pound on Kylie--jabbing the kid into position, hooking her midsection and flank, curling a right hand up into the solar plexus, riding with a limber left around her neck to tug her off balance--good loose-limbed rub down applied by the blonde. All Tailor till late, Jenner slide-stepping back, dragging her front foot and leaning over on her right side, blonde missing over the top, Jenner comes out of the crouch with an all-body right uppercut, picking up Tailor’s chin TASTY! Courtney wobbly butt, frozen on the spot--Kylie swats ear a hook, then digs the payoff hook in on the liver, crumpling her forward with a boozy gasp. Jenner collecting a nice bouncing hook off kidney as Tailor moans in complaint--kid’s got sauce, no doubt about it, steals the second to even things up.
R3: Kylie stepping in, committing to her sock, Courtney has to back off. Jenner feinting well - she's got Tailor flinching and midway through jumps in to startle her blonde with a vicious lead left hook. COURTNEY GOES DOWN! Texan clipped clean - she scoots to her backside, bouncing to a stop with gaping look of astonishment, Kylie grinning down sunny, batting mitts together and prancing to neutral corner. ON COMES JENNER! Kylie stepping-to and squaring up: she's gonna show Courtney some brawn. Jenner drumming the body some beefy rights and lefts, using her left shoulder/elbow to prop Tailor up, blonde grimacing, dukes at temples as she gets bumped and banged. KYLIE GOES JUG! Oh the CHEEK of this lass - she romps up in there with a great chugging delivery, mocking Courtney with every thrusting punch. Tailor belted into stupor, stacked up at the ropes and suffering at the bell - hate hot on reddened cheeks as Jenner wheels around and fairly skips back to her corner all bouncy-butt.
R4: Courtney imposing herself, hopping in with the hook or hard right hand, then fight off Kylie's chest at close quarters. Grinding exchanges, girls writhing and wriggling up top, feet planting strong, backsides trembling with the effort of walking each other around. Punches tart n' tidy, both girls brisk to ribs in combination, clubbing away short-arm hooks and uppercuts up top. Tailor with the knack inside of leaning in, then easing out, walking Jenner into cleaner shots. Kylie taking it well, but getting mastered in there - good bruising fifth goes Courtney's way.
R5: Trench warfare continues and this time, Kylie's getting the better of it. Sweaty tousles in there rubbing, girls breathing hard as they push and tie up, squirming to free up their arms and get punching room. Jenner getting a nice swatting left hook against Tailor's hip, in behind the elbow, blonde wincing, giving ground. Kylie thick to both sides, pulling the shots in sidearm, elbow in close to her body - she's very economical, showing well inside. Courtney stepping back and walking Jenner in - going belly with short right hands, but catching enough trunk at times to earn a barking reprimand from the ref. Kylie's round - girls separate with scorching looks, flaring nostrils as ref stays close, wary
R6: Girls shoulder to shoulder, sweaty struggling continues unabated. Both so smooth and smart with left hooks, keeping right hands at cheeks while snatching tummy, jug and chin - very compact, swiping action - mitts spanking loud off taut blonde meat. Constant moist bumping as girls jostle, use their lead shoulders to nudge one another. Crowd pleasing stuff - girls will tie up briefly but it's just to wrestle the other out of position: punching is more or less non-stop. End of the first minute, Courtney easing out, gets Kylie to gobble a tangy outside-in right uppercut: brunette's head jerks up, she stumbles forward and CLATTERS TO ALL FOURS! Tailor lifting her mitts and prancing - she's finally getting to Jenner's chin. Groggy 8 Kylie - ON COMES COURTNEY! Tailor jabbing up at Jenner, then ripping her a right to the trunkline, doubling it, TRIPLING it, then GETS BACK ON THAT RACK! Courtney squaring away and hustling leather sexy shoulder-shrugging hup-hup - Tailor's excited face close to Jenner's clenched, cramped face - blonde just stacking the brunette up and taking what she wants. Bell: Courtney keeps a-chugging - ref has to pull her wriggling and kicking off as Kylie sags stunned in the ropes, eyelashes fluttering.
R7: HAMMER AND TONGS! Courtney peppering Kylie one-twos, beating brunette in a halting little counterclockwise circle. Jenner covered up high, being buffetted, gets it together and starts placing dip n' dig right hands firm to the gut. Now she’s head-hunting, baring her teeth, and THROWING! Tailor resolute, blocking and countering, systematically getting up into the youngster with robust rising lefts and rights. Down the stretch, both girls pitch rights - Kylie to the body, Courtney to the chin, brunette comes back on the chin and TAILOR'S LEGS GIVE WAY! Blonde's how-could-you eyes meet brunette's I'm-finishing-you glare and JENNER WADES INTO WHAT'S LEFT! Courtney face in her gloves, tilting forward as Kylie ROMPS to jug, then picks up chin, rhythmically punching her way through Texan's guard. Jenner spinning left into a bolo punch, Tailor stuttering sideways as she tilts to her right and GOES DOWN! Courtney beaten, bludgeoned and battered - SHE'S OUT ON HER FACE! Savage KO7 lightweight debut for Kylie Jenner as she plants her foot on Tailor’s upturned derriere.
After: Kylie shoves Courtney onto her back with her foot, mounts her, and slaps her awake. “Time to mess with Texas!” Jenner cries as she grabs a handful off sweat-soaked blonde hair and jams a feebly protesting Tailor’s face into her sweat-shined cleavage! As impressive a tableau as that is, it’s overshadowed in the press. The BWO photographer was in a perfect position to catch the bolo punch that put Courtney on the ground. Not only is it an impressive sight in its own right, but BOTH barely-covered booties are on full display. Boxing World Online’s October issue featuring the shot on its cover with “BARELY LEGAL” scrawled across it (talking about the bolo punch, of course, what else could it be?) Kylie cannon-balling into the deep end of the lightweight division with this front-runner for Upset of the Year!
