Post by Boxing World Online on Jul 29, 2016 18:29:25 GMT -6
The dais sits empty as the reporters talk among themselves. Suddenly, the curtains open and the Man In The Hat steps forward to the center microphone.
Man In The Hat: "Gang. You know how this works by now. Allow me to introduce to you the NEW Unified Flyweight Champion Of The World, my NIECE, CASSANDRA LYNN SCERBO!"
With that, the Man In The Hat turns and heads back toward the curtains. The flyweight champion comes through the curtains. They exchange an old fashioned "Home Run Handshake" as they pass one another, and Cassie Scerbo takes a seat in the middle of the dais.
Cassie: "I'll take questions. Cable Boy. You're always first."
HBO Reporter: "Um. This is a Front Street press conference. We're here to ask questions about Front Street fighters..."
Cassie: "No. This is MY press conference. And, we're here to discuss MY fight at the fact that I am now the Unified Flyweight Champion. Cable Boy II. Perhaps you have a question for me..."
Showtime Reporter: "Um...sure. That was a really physical fight in there. You're very good on the move. What was the thinking about banging with her?"
Cassie: "I can move when I want to. I can bang when I want to. I'm the quickest flyweight in the FCBA. And, I'm the hardest-hitting flyweight in the FCBA. Any way you want to fight, I can do it. Lucy wanted to bang a little. So, we did. Tess. Go ahead."
Tess (grinning): "In the sixth, I thought you had it. But, she came roaring back in the seventh. How did you turn the momentum back in the eighth?"
Cassie: "Just like I told Cable Boy II. If I want to bang, I can bang. And, if I want to move, I can move. I wanted to get her out of rhythm in the eighth, make her find me. Because, if I don't want to be found, I WILL NOT be found. She tried. But, she couldn't do it. And, I made her pay for trying. Got her in trouble. Set her up for the finish in the ninth. Smackey. We're all hungry and ready for dinner. Make it quick."
Reporter: "Iron fist?"
Cassie (grinning): "Have you MET me? That's it. Dinner time! Tess. Smackey. LIMO!"
Man In The Hat: "Gang. You know how this works by now. Allow me to introduce to you the NEW Unified Flyweight Champion Of The World, my NIECE, CASSANDRA LYNN SCERBO!"
With that, the Man In The Hat turns and heads back toward the curtains. The flyweight champion comes through the curtains. They exchange an old fashioned "Home Run Handshake" as they pass one another, and Cassie Scerbo takes a seat in the middle of the dais.
Cassie: "I'll take questions. Cable Boy. You're always first."
HBO Reporter: "Um. This is a Front Street press conference. We're here to ask questions about Front Street fighters..."
Cassie: "No. This is MY press conference. And, we're here to discuss MY fight at the fact that I am now the Unified Flyweight Champion. Cable Boy II. Perhaps you have a question for me..."
Showtime Reporter: "Um...sure. That was a really physical fight in there. You're very good on the move. What was the thinking about banging with her?"
Cassie: "I can move when I want to. I can bang when I want to. I'm the quickest flyweight in the FCBA. And, I'm the hardest-hitting flyweight in the FCBA. Any way you want to fight, I can do it. Lucy wanted to bang a little. So, we did. Tess. Go ahead."
Tess (grinning): "In the sixth, I thought you had it. But, she came roaring back in the seventh. How did you turn the momentum back in the eighth?"
Cassie: "Just like I told Cable Boy II. If I want to bang, I can bang. And, if I want to move, I can move. I wanted to get her out of rhythm in the eighth, make her find me. Because, if I don't want to be found, I WILL NOT be found. She tried. But, she couldn't do it. And, I made her pay for trying. Got her in trouble. Set her up for the finish in the ninth. Smackey. We're all hungry and ready for dinner. Make it quick."
Reporter: "Iron fist?"
Cassie (grinning): "Have you MET me? That's it. Dinner time! Tess. Smackey. LIMO!"