Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jun 30, 2020 13:15:27 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Look," says Olivia with a lovely smile, "I know what people are saying. I'm past it. Well. I'm not, and I'm about to prove it."
"Do NOT believe," says Kat with a shake of the head, "That this girl isn't still very, very dangerous. She is. But. She's not getting it done tonight.
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Ain't No Rest for the Wicked' by Cage The Elephant you hear, and here comes former Unified Bantamweight Champion Olivia Munn!"
McCarthy: "This is GREAT. GET her Munnster! A REAL fighter against that Campbell Clone Dennings! Munn is going to WIPE THE MAT WITH HER and I CAN'T WAIT!"
Tess: "Glad to see Mac is remaining unbiased..."
O'Dell: "Olivia into the ring and helped off with the robe. She's looking plenty good in that white two-piece we've seen before. And, that's "I Don't Feel Like Dancing' by Scissor Sisters you hear booming through the arena, and that can only mean that Kat 'The Rack' Dennings is on her way to the ring..."
McCarthy: "She's a PHONY! She's a FRAUD! And she got LUCKY in that body paint bout. DON'T YOU EYE ME, DENNINGS! I'LL COME OVER THERE! DON'T YOU EYE ME!"
O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac, before we end up seeing 'Ishtar II: Only During A Pandemic'!"
Cassie: "Besides, if Kat babifies you now, who's going to finish up the broadcast? Of course, we could get Britney up here. I like it when Britney is up here..."
McCarthy: "YOU LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "AHEM! Dennings into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. Crowd popping for Kat in that curve-hugging black number we've seen before..."
McCarthy: "OVERRATED! LOW STANDARDS!"
O'Dell: "And, we're about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kat. Mac?"
McCarthy: "MUNN WILL KNOCK HER OUT!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "There's the bell. Olivia moving forward and Kat there to greet her. Ladies getting to it early. Both fighters are physical, so this is no surprise. Munn a SOLID left hand there and DENNINGS HURT HER WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Olivia is GOBSMACKED as Kat goes all in in the first minute!"
McCarthy: "Munn will be FINE. Play some D and she'll be fine!"
O'Dell: "Kat ALL up in Olivia's grill, working some body, but mostly banging upstairs with hooks and uppercuts. Olivia backing and covering, now pinned to the ropes and Kat going to TOWN. Referee looking in closely as Dennings is getting off lusty right now, and well he should be..."
Cassie: "Not going to watch much more of this..."
O'Dell: "Munn jabbing back now, but Kat not bothered. She's digging some serious body as Olivia puts that on sale. Munn ties up. Dennings levers with the shoulder, digs some body, lands a solid right hand and there's the bell. No doubt about it in the first. Kat Dennings and wide."
Tess: "And up 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Dennings looking to press the advantage in the second. Munn tying her up. Kat shoving off, but Olivia tying up again. Older brunette clearly playing for time here. Dennings trying to lever, but Livvy ties up and the referee going to get in between the fighters and break them."
McCarthy: "Munn is SMART. Unlike Weirdo's Hookers in general and THIS Hooker in particular!"
O'Dell: "Brunettes tied up again and now a quick exchange in there and Olivia circles away. Munn's legs look like they might be back now, and she's using them well, circling away from Dennings, making the younger woman stalk. Livvy's jab accurate, she's scoring well with it."
Tess: "This has been an excellent round for Munn. She's not building a big lead or anything, but she's shaken the cobwebs and she's holding her own."
O'Dell: "We're down under thirty to go. It's been competitive in the second, and Munn's using that jab effectively. Kat closes now. Works some body. Munn ties her up quickly. Dennings shoves off, but Livvy ties her up again and there's the bell. Close, but Olivia's round."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third begins with Livvy wanting range. She's not dancing around or anything, but she is jabbing and turning and making things difficult for Kat, who, as usual, wants to close and bang. Dennings bobbing the head, angling, getting inside, working some body. Munn ties up. Forces a break."
McCarthy: "See? This is how EASY it is to handle this Dancing Hooker!"
Cassie: "Then, how come she babified YOU?"
McCarthy: "SHE GOT LUCKY...YOU LITTLE...SHUT UP, WALMART!"
Tess: "What'd I do?"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys! Munn a nice combination. Dennings works through the jab, steps to, works some body and lands a nice uppercut before Olivia ties her up. Dennings trying to wrestle free, but the ref getting in there to break them and Livvy gets the range she wants again."
Cassie: "Munn a veteran. Very skilled. You can see why she was a champion."
O'Dell: "Down under fifteen remaining in another competitive round. Munn jabbing. Dennings bobbing, weaving, angling. Good combination Olivia and her best punch of the fight was in that exchange. There's the bell. Close. But, for the second time in a row, Munn."
Tess: "And Olivia in the lead 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Pattern set as we move into the fourth. Olivia wants range, wants to use that accurate jab and her boxing skills. Kat wants to close and bang, bring that power to bear. Both ladies getting some of what they want, but, neither getting enough to suit them. Instead, it's good, two-way stuff."
Cassie: "Both fighters very sound. Both pretty tactical right now, too."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. Dennings is trying to close, but she's not forcing anything. She's working the feet and the angles while Olivia works the jab. Kat slipping inside, goes to work on the body. Munn ties. Kat levers and DROPS OLIVIA WITH A RIGHT UPPERCUT TO THE CHIN!"
Tess: "That was a short, NASTY punch!"
O'Dell: "No doubt about it! Munn down on her back. Dennings to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three, four..."
McCarthy: "GET UP! GET UP!"
O'Dell: "Five. Six. Livvy's rolling to her belly."
McCarthy: "GET UPPPPPPPP!"
O'Dell: 'Seven. Eight. Munn on all fours. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Olivia can't get off her hands and knees and it's OVER! And your winner by KO4 is Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"
McCarthy: "LUCKY! LUCKY! LUCKY!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kat Dennings, and, Kat, she's still got some skills..."
Kat (nodding): "No doubt. She can still hit, too. But, she has good hands and feet. Very slick. No day at the beach."
Tess: "Big crowd at Front Street looking for a shot at those bantam straps..."
Kat: "No doubt, and I'm part of it. But. I've got some time. If your blonde friend wants her wrinkly old a** kicked again, have her look me up."
"Look," says Olivia with a lovely smile, "I know what people are saying. I'm past it. Well. I'm not, and I'm about to prove it."
"Do NOT believe," says Kat with a shake of the head, "That this girl isn't still very, very dangerous. She is. But. She's not getting it done tonight.
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Ain't No Rest for the Wicked' by Cage The Elephant you hear, and here comes former Unified Bantamweight Champion Olivia Munn!"
McCarthy: "This is GREAT. GET her Munnster! A REAL fighter against that Campbell Clone Dennings! Munn is going to WIPE THE MAT WITH HER and I CAN'T WAIT!"
Tess: "Glad to see Mac is remaining unbiased..."
O'Dell: "Olivia into the ring and helped off with the robe. She's looking plenty good in that white two-piece we've seen before. And, that's "I Don't Feel Like Dancing' by Scissor Sisters you hear booming through the arena, and that can only mean that Kat 'The Rack' Dennings is on her way to the ring..."
McCarthy: "She's a PHONY! She's a FRAUD! And she got LUCKY in that body paint bout. DON'T YOU EYE ME, DENNINGS! I'LL COME OVER THERE! DON'T YOU EYE ME!"
O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac, before we end up seeing 'Ishtar II: Only During A Pandemic'!"
Cassie: "Besides, if Kat babifies you now, who's going to finish up the broadcast? Of course, we could get Britney up here. I like it when Britney is up here..."
McCarthy: "YOU LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "AHEM! Dennings into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. Crowd popping for Kat in that curve-hugging black number we've seen before..."
McCarthy: "OVERRATED! LOW STANDARDS!"
O'Dell: "And, we're about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kat. Mac?"
McCarthy: "MUNN WILL KNOCK HER OUT!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "There's the bell. Olivia moving forward and Kat there to greet her. Ladies getting to it early. Both fighters are physical, so this is no surprise. Munn a SOLID left hand there and DENNINGS HURT HER WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Olivia is GOBSMACKED as Kat goes all in in the first minute!"
McCarthy: "Munn will be FINE. Play some D and she'll be fine!"
O'Dell: "Kat ALL up in Olivia's grill, working some body, but mostly banging upstairs with hooks and uppercuts. Olivia backing and covering, now pinned to the ropes and Kat going to TOWN. Referee looking in closely as Dennings is getting off lusty right now, and well he should be..."
Cassie: "Not going to watch much more of this..."
O'Dell: "Munn jabbing back now, but Kat not bothered. She's digging some serious body as Olivia puts that on sale. Munn ties up. Dennings levers with the shoulder, digs some body, lands a solid right hand and there's the bell. No doubt about it in the first. Kat Dennings and wide."
Tess: "And up 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Dennings looking to press the advantage in the second. Munn tying her up. Kat shoving off, but Olivia tying up again. Older brunette clearly playing for time here. Dennings trying to lever, but Livvy ties up and the referee going to get in between the fighters and break them."
McCarthy: "Munn is SMART. Unlike Weirdo's Hookers in general and THIS Hooker in particular!"
O'Dell: "Brunettes tied up again and now a quick exchange in there and Olivia circles away. Munn's legs look like they might be back now, and she's using them well, circling away from Dennings, making the younger woman stalk. Livvy's jab accurate, she's scoring well with it."
Tess: "This has been an excellent round for Munn. She's not building a big lead or anything, but she's shaken the cobwebs and she's holding her own."
O'Dell: "We're down under thirty to go. It's been competitive in the second, and Munn's using that jab effectively. Kat closes now. Works some body. Munn ties her up quickly. Dennings shoves off, but Livvy ties her up again and there's the bell. Close, but Olivia's round."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third begins with Livvy wanting range. She's not dancing around or anything, but she is jabbing and turning and making things difficult for Kat, who, as usual, wants to close and bang. Dennings bobbing the head, angling, getting inside, working some body. Munn ties up. Forces a break."
McCarthy: "See? This is how EASY it is to handle this Dancing Hooker!"
Cassie: "Then, how come she babified YOU?"
McCarthy: "SHE GOT LUCKY...YOU LITTLE...SHUT UP, WALMART!"
Tess: "What'd I do?"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys! Munn a nice combination. Dennings works through the jab, steps to, works some body and lands a nice uppercut before Olivia ties her up. Dennings trying to wrestle free, but the ref getting in there to break them and Livvy gets the range she wants again."
Cassie: "Munn a veteran. Very skilled. You can see why she was a champion."
O'Dell: "Down under fifteen remaining in another competitive round. Munn jabbing. Dennings bobbing, weaving, angling. Good combination Olivia and her best punch of the fight was in that exchange. There's the bell. Close. But, for the second time in a row, Munn."
Tess: "And Olivia in the lead 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Pattern set as we move into the fourth. Olivia wants range, wants to use that accurate jab and her boxing skills. Kat wants to close and bang, bring that power to bear. Both ladies getting some of what they want, but, neither getting enough to suit them. Instead, it's good, two-way stuff."
Cassie: "Both fighters very sound. Both pretty tactical right now, too."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. Dennings is trying to close, but she's not forcing anything. She's working the feet and the angles while Olivia works the jab. Kat slipping inside, goes to work on the body. Munn ties. Kat levers and DROPS OLIVIA WITH A RIGHT UPPERCUT TO THE CHIN!"
Tess: "That was a short, NASTY punch!"
O'Dell: "No doubt about it! Munn down on her back. Dennings to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three, four..."
McCarthy: "GET UP! GET UP!"
O'Dell: "Five. Six. Livvy's rolling to her belly."
McCarthy: "GET UPPPPPPPP!"
O'Dell: 'Seven. Eight. Munn on all fours. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Olivia can't get off her hands and knees and it's OVER! And your winner by KO4 is Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"
McCarthy: "LUCKY! LUCKY! LUCKY!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kat Dennings, and, Kat, she's still got some skills..."
Kat (nodding): "No doubt. She can still hit, too. But, she has good hands and feet. Very slick. No day at the beach."
Tess: "Big crowd at Front Street looking for a shot at those bantam straps..."
Kat: "No doubt, and I'm part of it. But. I've got some time. If your blonde friend wants her wrinkly old a** kicked again, have her look me up."