Post by Lookout! Boxing on Jun 27, 2020 0:53:41 GMT -6
Jugs of Mass Destruction
Anna Nystrom vs Kendra Wilkinson
(Hot & Dangerous vs FCBA Independent)
(0-1 vs 18-28-1, 16 KO)
JMD Value: 34C (Natural) vs 34E (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Swedish fitness model Anna Nystrom wants to fast track herself into JMD title opportunity but facing former chmpion Demi Rose on her debut wasn't the best idea in the world. However Anna doubles down on the Odds & Ends connection and vows to blow up Kendra Wilkinson on her second official FCBA attempt. Kendra is the living JMD legend but she's been destroyed by rookie Sydney Sweeney earlier this month already and several pundits believe the jug muggin' wear & tear simply begins to show. However the former Playmate never backs off a challenge like that and claims she's still got plenty juice left in the tank: "Look, Anna is sooo frickin' tiny I can't believe someone actually bets money on her to beat me up! That's nonsense! She got clobbered by Demi which was great to watch if only Demi wasn't such a back-stabbing #### that cost me management. Let's don't talk about Sweeney, shall we? It's a new day and a new chance for me to show everyone why I'm the real JMD Queen!"
Anna Nystrom wears a yellow sports bra with blue trim, matching hotpants & blue gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Kendra Wilkinson wears a pink bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.
Round 1:
Kendra sets the uppercut tone early and perhaps it's a good thing Sydney Sweeney blasted her out so quickly since the Playmate veteran shows plenty of slugging power as she connects with the fellow blonde's boobs. Anna is as athletic as they come but she struggles to soak up the initial blast and gets bounced around all over the ring as Kendra punishes her in speed dial fashion. Some heavy bombs land on the Swedish rack as Wilkinson seems to be doing Demi Rose a favor here but she simply wants to win and is well on her way when she traps Nystrom on the ropes to dig deep into her breadbasket. Anna's abs could battle Anllela Sagra for superiority if the social media hype is true but it's all about Kendra testing their strenght for remainder of the round as the San Diego native bashes them back & forth and yells out in delight at the bell.
Round 2:
Anna barely landed a proper punch during the opening round but she's up for the slugging games early in the second and powers ahead to thump the American from each side which puts Wilkinson on notice. Hectic war of attrition ensues where Anna matches the veteran's intensity before crashing a left hook on the jaw to wobble the older blonde onto her heels. "U bytch!", Kendra tries to push off from the back foot but has Anna's mitts thumping her rack and she gets bundled over to the ropes where she soaks up more pesky jabs rocking her boobs. Ugh! Nystrom picks up the heat and shuts the Playmate down as she rains punches like skittles to dump Wilkinson behind a desperate earmuff as the former O&E stalwart just can't slug it back anymore and slumps into spasms while Anna keeps piling more juice up the middle in heroic fashion!
Round 3:
Kendra rattles the Swedish jugs with her opening drive but meets a stubborn response that allows Anna to pick her off in the proverbial phone booth during the opening minute. Neither blonde is able to gain the upperhand until Kendra flirts with a groin shot and catches Nystrom low in the process; she digs her elbow into the Swede's tits moments later as well and takes advantage of the circumstances by blasting the briefly stunned for across the lips. Anna drops to her heels with a whimper and Kendra resumes the uppercut pounce lifting the jugs and sending her opponent onto the ropes. Anna can't fire back with a proper oomph and eats more ribcage pounding down the stretch as Wilkinson gets vocal and still tries to punch the fitness model topless with a late uppercut flurry. But it's almost impossible to force a wardrobe malfunction on someone wearing a tight sports bra so Kendra is still upset about something during the interval.
Round 4:
More uppercut slugging in the opening minute as both women trade heavy blows; Kendra bangs her shots straight up the middle but gets caught out by a low response from the Swede who pierces her liver area and digs a not-so-stray elbow in the chest herself. Kendra wobbles to her heels and barks in anger, she shoots wide over Nystrom's shoulder in response and gets nailed on the solar plexus herself which briefly renders her vulnerable. She stumbles back and drops her mitts just as Anna SMOKES her with a brutal shot on the solar plexus again! Uh-oh!! Kendra flies back onto the ropes and tries to spin from a looming danger but eats a laser harpoon on the liver outright and CRASHES DOWN ON HER KNEES with a loud whimper!!! Uh-oh!! More misery for the Playmate veteran! Kendra freezes on all fours during the slowish count and spits out her gumshield at seven. She tries to get up but collapses in pain and is counted out while lying on her back! KO4 Anna Nystrom!!!
AFTER: Anna would like to scissor Kendra out of her senses and she's granted to showcase her thigh muscle strenght as she wraps them around the American's head to the point Wilkinson's face matches the color of her pink bikini top after ten seconds. Kendra taps out against Anna's thigh before she's let go... for like five seconds. Anna rolls her on her back and smothers her out while shouting something in her native Swedish which even the BLONDE! Magazine reporters can't figure out. Anna then shoves the unconscious Kendra out of the ring and the proud San Diego native ends up crashing down on the judges' tables while the victorious Swede begins to call out Demi Rose for a rematch "sooner rather than later". That's pretty bold for someone so inexperienced and Tigress Uppercut Magazine - your #1 source for jug muggin' news - claims Anna would be better off getting more JMD practice at one of the upcoming Queendom events instead.
Official Result: Anna Nystrom def. Kendra Wilkinson KO4.
