Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on May 31, 2020 17:41:39 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Look," says Jessie, "She's good. We know that. Thing is, she comes up small at the wrong times. And, this is about to be one of those times."
"The only thing that's going to be small tonight," says a hard-eyed Katy, "Is Jessie's chance of winning. That's not only small. It's non-existent."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Bang Bang' you hear, and that can only mean the singer of that tune, the lovely Jessie J is on her way to the ring..."
McCarthy: "And, we're finally back to normal, because here comes a Dancing Hooker Opponent with NO FCBA wins..."
Cassie: "In fairness, Jessie HAS won three fights in the BBU..."
McCarthy: "Who cares, Scabbo?"
Cassie: "SOMEone is going to be sleeping in a bed full of pudding tonight...maybe my new pistachio/jalapeno combination..."
McCarthy: "You wouldn't DARE..."
O'Dell (sighing): "Jessie into the ring and helped off with the robe. She's wearing that black number we've seen before and looking plenty good in it. And, that's 'California Gurls' thumping through the arena, and here comes the singer of THAT tune, 'The Santa Barbara Slugger', Katy Perry!"
Tess: "And, while Perry HAS won a lot of fights and IS a former Unified Lightweight Champion, she's also lost her last FOUR title fights, which is clearly what Jessie was referring to..."
O'Dell: "Katy all business as she climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's looking plenty good in that red number we've seen before and the fans appreciating it. We're about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Katy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Perry."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous for the first time tonight, and the ladies wasting no time getting after one another. Jessie stepping right to Katy and letting the hands go, and Perry firing right back! Nobody taking a backward step. GOOD right from Jessie followed by a SOLID right from Katy!"
Cassie: "Crowd getting into this right away..."
O'Dell: "And so are the fighters. Perry looking like the old, brawling Katy Perry we saw at the beginning of her career. No surprise to see Jessie throwing caution to the wind here, but Katy's willing to hang in there and bang with her rather than try to manage early on..."
Tess: "Perry's one of the biggest hitters in the FCBA, and that likely plays into it..."
O'Dell: "Most likely does. Nice right from Jessie and PERRY DROPS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HER OWN! Jessie dropped to her back by a nasty right from Katy! Perry to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. No movement from Jessie. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO1 is 'The Santa Barbara Slugger', Katy Perry!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Katy Perry, and, Katy, you wasted no time tonight..."
Katy (nodding): "She came after me hard. Not surprised, because she can hit. But, I wasn't letting her take control. I can slug with anyone, as she just found out."
Tess: "What's next for you?"
Katy: "The goal in 2020 is to get the belts back. So, I'm here to do whatever I need to do to make that happen."
"Look," says Jessie, "She's good. We know that. Thing is, she comes up small at the wrong times. And, this is about to be one of those times."
"The only thing that's going to be small tonight," says a hard-eyed Katy, "Is Jessie's chance of winning. That's not only small. It's non-existent."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Bang Bang' you hear, and that can only mean the singer of that tune, the lovely Jessie J is on her way to the ring..."
McCarthy: "And, we're finally back to normal, because here comes a Dancing Hooker Opponent with NO FCBA wins..."
Cassie: "In fairness, Jessie HAS won three fights in the BBU..."
McCarthy: "Who cares, Scabbo?"
Cassie: "SOMEone is going to be sleeping in a bed full of pudding tonight...maybe my new pistachio/jalapeno combination..."
McCarthy: "You wouldn't DARE..."
O'Dell (sighing): "Jessie into the ring and helped off with the robe. She's wearing that black number we've seen before and looking plenty good in it. And, that's 'California Gurls' thumping through the arena, and here comes the singer of THAT tune, 'The Santa Barbara Slugger', Katy Perry!"
Tess: "And, while Perry HAS won a lot of fights and IS a former Unified Lightweight Champion, she's also lost her last FOUR title fights, which is clearly what Jessie was referring to..."
O'Dell: "Katy all business as she climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's looking plenty good in that red number we've seen before and the fans appreciating it. We're about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Katy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Perry."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous for the first time tonight, and the ladies wasting no time getting after one another. Jessie stepping right to Katy and letting the hands go, and Perry firing right back! Nobody taking a backward step. GOOD right from Jessie followed by a SOLID right from Katy!"
Cassie: "Crowd getting into this right away..."
O'Dell: "And so are the fighters. Perry looking like the old, brawling Katy Perry we saw at the beginning of her career. No surprise to see Jessie throwing caution to the wind here, but Katy's willing to hang in there and bang with her rather than try to manage early on..."
Tess: "Perry's one of the biggest hitters in the FCBA, and that likely plays into it..."
O'Dell: "Most likely does. Nice right from Jessie and PERRY DROPS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HER OWN! Jessie dropped to her back by a nasty right from Katy! Perry to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. No movement from Jessie. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO1 is 'The Santa Barbara Slugger', Katy Perry!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Katy Perry, and, Katy, you wasted no time tonight..."
Katy (nodding): "She came after me hard. Not surprised, because she can hit. But, I wasn't letting her take control. I can slug with anyone, as she just found out."
Tess: "What's next for you?"
Katy: "The goal in 2020 is to get the belts back. So, I'm here to do whatever I need to do to make that happen."