Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on May 31, 2020 17:40:40 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Here's the thing," says Noah without the hint of a smile. "I'm better than she is in EVERY way. And, tonight, I get to PROVE it."
"Noah," says Billie with a smile, "Is in for an awakening. Of the rudest variety."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'All Falls Down' you hear, and that means the singer of that tune, the lovely Noah Cyrus, is coming down to the ring..."
Cassie: "Noah, of course, the sister of former Unified Flyweight Champion Miley Cyrus..."
McCarthy: "She's also a typical Dancing Hooker Opponent with NO FCBA wins."
O'Dell: "Cyrus into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a black number and a well-toned body, and that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' you hear behind us, and that can only mean that the singer of THAT tune, 'Buxom' Billie Eilish is on her way to the ring..."
Tess: "Eilish off to a good start for Front Street. Management definitely high on her."
McCarthy: "Like Weirdo and HIS stooges know anything!"
O'Dell: "Billie into the ring and helped off with the robe, and she's looking VERY good in that emerald number we've seen before. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Eilish. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Again. NO FCBA wins. Billie."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And, we're underway. Billie aggressive as always early. She wants to get in there and bang. Noah looking for space with the jab, but not getting any. Billie crowding, banging, backing up the older girl. Noah trying to tie up to slow this down, but Eilish very physical, having none of it."
Cassie: "You can see why Uncle Wiz is so high on this girl. Just what he likes. Smart, physical, big for the weight."
O'Dell: "And the 'physical' part is what we're seeing right now. Billie just moving Noah around the ring. Cyrus doing anything she can to slow this down, but it's not happening. Teenager just banging away to both head and body. She's got her fellow singer in full retreat..."
McCarthy: "Cyrus has to start holding canvas somehow."
O'Dell: "No doubt, but, at the moment, not able to get that done. Instead, Billie continuing to back her up and bully her around the ring. Eilish just THUMPING away to that body when Noah covers up. Cyrus scoring here and there in counter, but there's the bell and it's Billie wide."
Tess: "And with the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Noah getting busy with the jab early. She's using it to try to slow her fellow brunette down. Billie trying to work forward, get in Cyrus' grill. Noah doing a better job of keeping the younger woman at bay, at least for the moment. Billie getting in now, working some body, but Noah ties up and forces a break."
Tess: "Noah managing this better, Jenny."
O'Dell: "Yes, she is. Isn't getting run out of the ring now. Instead, holding her own, because she's able to get the distance she wants, some of the time at least. Other times, Billie's in close. When Noah's got the range, she's getting the better of things. And, she's working hard to keep it."
McCarthy: "Stay busy with the jab and she'll be fine."
O'Dell: "That appears to be the strategy as we come down the stretch. Eilish inside, hooking body. Noah tying up, forcing a break. Ten seconds to go. Cyrus jabbing, turning, going to run down the final seconds and there's the bell. Close this time, and Noah's gotten herself on the board."
Cassie: "And evened it up at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Noah again busy with her jab, trying to maintain the distance she wants. Billie working forward, dipping and slipping, stepping to, working some body. Noah tying up, Billie shrugging her off and going right back to work. She's digging into ribs and tummy now, punishing the older woman to the body..."
McCarthy: "Ref better watch! Some of those blows are LOW! She's trained by CAMPBELL, you know!"
O'Dell: "Noah ties up again, gets her break. Backing and jabbing, moving the feet, trying to get space. Billie stepping to again, working body. Noah tying up again. Billie levers and NAILS HER WITH AN UPPERCUT! Noah staggered and DROPPED BY A RIGHT HOOK!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiggghhhhtttssss. The party's ohhhhverrrrr...."
O'Dell: "Billie bouncing to a neutral corner all smiles. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Noah down on her right side, not moving at all. Seven. Eight. This is academic. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Cyrus still unmoving as the count passes her by and your winner by KO3 is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, you've had a good start here and it continued tonight."
Billie (nodding): "Have to keep working and keep learning, Tess. There's plenty of competition at flyweight at Front Street and it's just getting heavier. Got to prove you belong with this group, and that's what I'm doing."
Tess: "What's next?"
Billie: "Off a few days, then back into the gym to get ready for the next fight. Keep them coming. I'll be ready!"
"Here's the thing," says Noah without the hint of a smile. "I'm better than she is in EVERY way. And, tonight, I get to PROVE it."
"Noah," says Billie with a smile, "Is in for an awakening. Of the rudest variety."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'All Falls Down' you hear, and that means the singer of that tune, the lovely Noah Cyrus, is coming down to the ring..."
Cassie: "Noah, of course, the sister of former Unified Flyweight Champion Miley Cyrus..."
McCarthy: "She's also a typical Dancing Hooker Opponent with NO FCBA wins."
O'Dell: "Cyrus into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a black number and a well-toned body, and that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' you hear behind us, and that can only mean that the singer of THAT tune, 'Buxom' Billie Eilish is on her way to the ring..."
Tess: "Eilish off to a good start for Front Street. Management definitely high on her."
McCarthy: "Like Weirdo and HIS stooges know anything!"
O'Dell: "Billie into the ring and helped off with the robe, and she's looking VERY good in that emerald number we've seen before. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Eilish. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Again. NO FCBA wins. Billie."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And, we're underway. Billie aggressive as always early. She wants to get in there and bang. Noah looking for space with the jab, but not getting any. Billie crowding, banging, backing up the older girl. Noah trying to tie up to slow this down, but Eilish very physical, having none of it."
Cassie: "You can see why Uncle Wiz is so high on this girl. Just what he likes. Smart, physical, big for the weight."
O'Dell: "And the 'physical' part is what we're seeing right now. Billie just moving Noah around the ring. Cyrus doing anything she can to slow this down, but it's not happening. Teenager just banging away to both head and body. She's got her fellow singer in full retreat..."
McCarthy: "Cyrus has to start holding canvas somehow."
O'Dell: "No doubt, but, at the moment, not able to get that done. Instead, Billie continuing to back her up and bully her around the ring. Eilish just THUMPING away to that body when Noah covers up. Cyrus scoring here and there in counter, but there's the bell and it's Billie wide."
Tess: "And with the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Noah getting busy with the jab early. She's using it to try to slow her fellow brunette down. Billie trying to work forward, get in Cyrus' grill. Noah doing a better job of keeping the younger woman at bay, at least for the moment. Billie getting in now, working some body, but Noah ties up and forces a break."
Tess: "Noah managing this better, Jenny."
O'Dell: "Yes, she is. Isn't getting run out of the ring now. Instead, holding her own, because she's able to get the distance she wants, some of the time at least. Other times, Billie's in close. When Noah's got the range, she's getting the better of things. And, she's working hard to keep it."
McCarthy: "Stay busy with the jab and she'll be fine."
O'Dell: "That appears to be the strategy as we come down the stretch. Eilish inside, hooking body. Noah tying up, forcing a break. Ten seconds to go. Cyrus jabbing, turning, going to run down the final seconds and there's the bell. Close this time, and Noah's gotten herself on the board."
Cassie: "And evened it up at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Noah again busy with her jab, trying to maintain the distance she wants. Billie working forward, dipping and slipping, stepping to, working some body. Noah tying up, Billie shrugging her off and going right back to work. She's digging into ribs and tummy now, punishing the older woman to the body..."
McCarthy: "Ref better watch! Some of those blows are LOW! She's trained by CAMPBELL, you know!"
O'Dell: "Noah ties up again, gets her break. Backing and jabbing, moving the feet, trying to get space. Billie stepping to again, working body. Noah tying up again. Billie levers and NAILS HER WITH AN UPPERCUT! Noah staggered and DROPPED BY A RIGHT HOOK!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiggghhhhtttssss. The party's ohhhhverrrrr...."
O'Dell: "Billie bouncing to a neutral corner all smiles. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Noah down on her right side, not moving at all. Seven. Eight. This is academic. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Cyrus still unmoving as the count passes her by and your winner by KO3 is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, you've had a good start here and it continued tonight."
Billie (nodding): "Have to keep working and keep learning, Tess. There's plenty of competition at flyweight at Front Street and it's just getting heavier. Got to prove you belong with this group, and that's what I'm doing."
Tess: "What's next?"
Billie: "Off a few days, then back into the gym to get ready for the next fight. Keep them coming. I'll be ready!"