Post by Boxing World Online on May 3, 2020 10:13:22 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit watching "Slumdog Millionaire" with Alison Brie, Cassandra Lynn Scerbo, Poindexter Del Crunchy, and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "So, Alison, you're finally going to put on the gloves?"
Alison (smiling): "As I've said before, I didn't come here to fight. I came here to run Front Street TV..."
Man In The Hat: "Which is printing money, thanks to Alison and Jamie Lynn!"
Alison (smiling): "Thanks, Wiz. And, we're going to do even BETTER now that Jane's handling operations and we can concentrate only on TV. We've got a line on some of those Raquel Welch beach fights we've been looking for. And, I've just about got the rights to a series of Claudia Jennings fights..."
Cassie: "Remaster those and there will be plenty of folks watching..."
Alison: "That's the plan. But, as to fighting, if there were some sort of charity event featuring other front office girls, yes, I'd fight. But, I'm not starting a career in the ring. I'm going to concentrate on Front Street TV."
Tess: "Couple of card announcements just out..."
Pointy: "Looking forward to that VIXENs 'SOS' card. Some interesting names on that one, especially Lynch, who Wizardo over here likes..."
Man In The Hat: "Girl has the goods. Not sure why it hasn't come together consistently for her. But, it's in there."
Reporter (grinning): "Are you hoping she loses so she becomes a free agent?"
Man In The Hat: "We HAD our shakeup here. We don't want this roster changin' all the time. We need time right now to get everything set and rolling again."
Tess: "The FNL card has some interesting names, including DAY..."
Man In The Hat: "As I said, if Kennedy McMann hadn't been available, Day would be here. Watchin' her fight Missy...that's worth the price of admission. Then, add in de Armas, Beer, Valance and the Winstead/Ren fight and you got somethin' for sure. Now, let's watch the movie..."
Reporter: "So, Alison, you're finally going to put on the gloves?"
Alison (smiling): "As I've said before, I didn't come here to fight. I came here to run Front Street TV..."
Man In The Hat: "Which is printing money, thanks to Alison and Jamie Lynn!"
Alison (smiling): "Thanks, Wiz. And, we're going to do even BETTER now that Jane's handling operations and we can concentrate only on TV. We've got a line on some of those Raquel Welch beach fights we've been looking for. And, I've just about got the rights to a series of Claudia Jennings fights..."
Cassie: "Remaster those and there will be plenty of folks watching..."
Alison: "That's the plan. But, as to fighting, if there were some sort of charity event featuring other front office girls, yes, I'd fight. But, I'm not starting a career in the ring. I'm going to concentrate on Front Street TV."
Tess: "Couple of card announcements just out..."
Pointy: "Looking forward to that VIXENs 'SOS' card. Some interesting names on that one, especially Lynch, who Wizardo over here likes..."
Man In The Hat: "Girl has the goods. Not sure why it hasn't come together consistently for her. But, it's in there."
Reporter (grinning): "Are you hoping she loses so she becomes a free agent?"
Man In The Hat: "We HAD our shakeup here. We don't want this roster changin' all the time. We need time right now to get everything set and rolling again."
Tess: "The FNL card has some interesting names, including DAY..."
Man In The Hat: "As I said, if Kennedy McMann hadn't been available, Day would be here. Watchin' her fight Missy...that's worth the price of admission. Then, add in de Armas, Beer, Valance and the Winstead/Ren fight and you got somethin' for sure. Now, let's watch the movie..."