Elle MacPherson vs Monica Bellucci (Cougar)

Elle MacPherson vs Monica Bellucci (Cougar Division)
(Downunder Boxing vs Global Boxing Syndicate)
(12-13-1, 9 KO vs 18-19-1, 10 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: "It's time for Part II of my weekend double-header! The Body is back in business!", Elle MacPherson has put Elizabeth Hurley to sleep literally few hours ago and she's back on the PPV line-up to face another Global Boxing Syndicate cougar, Monica Bellucci.

Labelled as the best Italian boxer since Claudia Cardinale, Monica hasn't exactly dominated the charts during her career as she sits just one victory below .500 and wants to even her record out tonight: "Look, I know Elle is so full of herself but she's plain stupid to fight Liz and me on back-to-back nights! I don't care she took Liz out in four! That's still too much for that old hag! Hell, I'm younger than her and in great shape! I'm gonna lay this cocky bytch out and that's a promise!"

Elle MacPherson wears a black one-piece swimsuit and golden gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Monica Bellucci wears a black basque top, matching hotpants & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.

Round 1:
The adrenaline is still pumping high in Elle's veins and she simply lashes out at the buxom Italian and sticks a couple of hooks into her cleavage to catch her right off guard before cracking a left hook into her mouth. Ugh! Monica spins to the side with a loud whimper and gets pounded back to the ropes in no time as the Aussie model works on a shocking speed dial to punish the staggered opponent. Guess she wants to finish Bellucci off even faster than Hurley last night or what? Monica takes another vicious double on the breasts and fails to lock down the high guard so MacP snaps her head back and drills her face with pesky jabs until she spins the subdued Italian back on the turnbuckle where she adds a belting series on the midsection to leave the brunette completely overwhelmed and scowling in pain at the bell.

Round 2:
Monica realizes she has to take the slugging drill straight into Elle's face so she jumps on the trigger-happy route and manages to stick a couple of promising shots into the blonde's cheeks but eats a scything cross on the jaw herself and drops back into mid-range. Elle tries to track her down along the ropes as Bellucci yields real estate despite not getting punched at all however both these cougars display minimal mobility during the second minute and resume the power supply drill thereafter anyway. They trade punch-for-punch where Monica holds up better than the opener and she's the one who belts the Aussie on the midsection this time. Ugh! The Body puts on a brave face here and shakes off the Italian's efforts but still eats an accidental head-butt as Monica tries to trap her in the corner late before the blonde clinches her into a stalemate.

Round 3:
Monica sets up another midsection pounce and bounces off the blonde's ribcage during the initial tangle but gets drilled in the chest and then eats a stray elbow in the boobs again which wobbles her back. She tries to swing over the top but Elle beats her for pace & range and tears into her mouth which slumps the brunette into spasms on the spot. Elle steams into her rack again and pounds her onto the ropes while dishing out a jabbing venom before a left hook catches the ailing Bellucci on the jaw and opens the floodgates. Ugh! She's too slow to rise her mitts and gets SMOKED by another cruel hook on the jaw folding like a wet paper bag on her way down!!! SHE CRASHES FACE-DOWN AT ELLE'S FEET and only gets up on all fours when the count reaches eight so the proud Aussie can pretty much celebrate the ANZAC Day prematurely! KO3 Elle MacPherson!!!

AFTER: The punching resistance of these cougars is pretty absymal in some cases as Monica found out about it the hard way! On the other hand Elle MacPherson needed less than seven rounds to score two wins in as many days and that's very impressive regardless of the circumstances. "Don't call it a comeback but I never left in first place! Okay, so maybe I did? Who cares? The Body is BACK and I almost feel sorry for Tess Valmore that I spoiled her predictions! Blondes do it better!" (laughs).

Official Result: Elle MacPherson def. Monica Bellucci KO3