Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Mar 31, 2020 13:35:45 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Not sure WHY this isn't JMD," says Danielle with a giggle. "We're both equipped for it. Well. After I beat her tonight, maybe she'll want a rematch. And, we can do it JMD then."
"Regular boxing, JMD, beach," says Sophie with a shake of the head. "We can do it on a cruise ship or at the South Pole. Going to be the same result. Savre flat on her back."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's..."
McCarthy: "Not exactly horrible. What IS that?"
Cassie: "IF YOU READ THE PREP MATERIAL YOU WOULD KNOW!"
McCarthy: "I REFUSE TO READ LAVIGNE'S PROPAGANDA!"
O'Dell (sighing): "The song is called 'A Little Dangerous' and its singer is the lovely blonde coming to the ring right now, the star of ABC's 'Station 19', Danielle Savre!"
Tess: "And, in case you're wondering, Mac, Danielle has never been legally enjoined from singing..."
McCarthy: "That was JUST ONE SONG AND SHUT UP WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Danielle is helped off with the robe to reveal a lemon yellow number that gets the crowd buzzing. And, that's 'Hotter Than Hell' by Dua Lipa pounding through the arena, and here comes 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
Cassie: "Mudd off to a good start for Front Street. She wants to get the job done tonight to stay on track."
O'Dell: "Sophie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that Egyptian blue number we've seen before, and the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Sophie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Savre's blonde and she can sing. Danielle!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess..."
O'Dell: "And, we're underway and there's no artifice here. Ladies getting together in the middle of the ring and getting it on, working in the phone booth, banging head and body. Very physical right off the bat. GOOD right hand by Savre backed up Mudd and Danielle follows with a nice combination!"
Cassie: "Both of these girls very sturdy. We know Mudd can hit, and it looks like Savre can, too..."
O'Dell: "GOOD right by Danielle again! Blonde landing some HARD shot. Sophie shipping it and banging back, but this is impressive stuff from Savre who backs up Mudd AGAIN with a right hand. Sophie goes body and Danielle answers in kind and now they're going RACK in there..."
McCarthy: "Weirdo might as well have made this JMD..."
O'Dell: "Ladies clinching. Ref breaks them and Savre backs up Mudd with ANOTHER right hand! Blonde is really getting it going as we head into the final seconds. Mudd giving ground after yet another hard flurry from Savre and there's the bell. Danielle and wide in the first."
Tess: "And, the blonde has the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Ladies right back at it in round two. They're in the phone booth banging away to both head and body. GOOD right by Savre backs up Sophie, but Mudd stepping right back to, going body, working ribs and belly. Danielle firing back in kind. Not a lot of subtlety right now..."
Cassie: "And, neither girl seems to think it's needed."
O'Dell: "Good right by Mudd. That backed Savre up a step, but the blonde right back at the brunette. She lands a solid right and GETS DROPPED BY A RIGHT HOOK! Oh, what a right hook by Sophie and DOWN GOES SAVRE! Danielle dropped flat to her back!"
Tess: "That was quite the shot..."
O'Dell: "Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Savre sits up at seven. Eight. And, she beats the count! Would not have bet on that. Ref going to give her the mandatory and waive on the brunette. And Sophie is ALL IN in a BIG way! She's winging away with both hands, backing Savre into the ropes and ROCKING her with a right hand! Danielle stumbling along the ropes. Mudd ANOTHER big right and THE REF LEAPS IN! It's OVER! And your winner by TKO2 is 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Sophie Mudd, and, Sophie, that was a war in there..."
Sophie (nodding): "That's the way she wanted it. She wanted to get in and bang with me. That was a mistake."
Tess: "So, JMD, regular boxing, which is your favorite?"
Sophie (shrugging): "See, I'm happy to do either or both. I just want to get in there, get my work in, get better, and work my way toward the belts."
"Not sure WHY this isn't JMD," says Danielle with a giggle. "We're both equipped for it. Well. After I beat her tonight, maybe she'll want a rematch. And, we can do it JMD then."
"Regular boxing, JMD, beach," says Sophie with a shake of the head. "We can do it on a cruise ship or at the South Pole. Going to be the same result. Savre flat on her back."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's..."
McCarthy: "Not exactly horrible. What IS that?"
Cassie: "IF YOU READ THE PREP MATERIAL YOU WOULD KNOW!"
McCarthy: "I REFUSE TO READ LAVIGNE'S PROPAGANDA!"
O'Dell (sighing): "The song is called 'A Little Dangerous' and its singer is the lovely blonde coming to the ring right now, the star of ABC's 'Station 19', Danielle Savre!"
Tess: "And, in case you're wondering, Mac, Danielle has never been legally enjoined from singing..."
McCarthy: "That was JUST ONE SONG AND SHUT UP WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Danielle is helped off with the robe to reveal a lemon yellow number that gets the crowd buzzing. And, that's 'Hotter Than Hell' by Dua Lipa pounding through the arena, and here comes 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
Cassie: "Mudd off to a good start for Front Street. She wants to get the job done tonight to stay on track."
O'Dell: "Sophie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that Egyptian blue number we've seen before, and the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Sophie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Savre's blonde and she can sing. Danielle!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess..."
O'Dell: "And, we're underway and there's no artifice here. Ladies getting together in the middle of the ring and getting it on, working in the phone booth, banging head and body. Very physical right off the bat. GOOD right hand by Savre backed up Mudd and Danielle follows with a nice combination!"
Cassie: "Both of these girls very sturdy. We know Mudd can hit, and it looks like Savre can, too..."
O'Dell: "GOOD right by Danielle again! Blonde landing some HARD shot. Sophie shipping it and banging back, but this is impressive stuff from Savre who backs up Mudd AGAIN with a right hand. Sophie goes body and Danielle answers in kind and now they're going RACK in there..."
McCarthy: "Weirdo might as well have made this JMD..."
O'Dell: "Ladies clinching. Ref breaks them and Savre backs up Mudd with ANOTHER right hand! Blonde is really getting it going as we head into the final seconds. Mudd giving ground after yet another hard flurry from Savre and there's the bell. Danielle and wide in the first."
Tess: "And, the blonde has the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Ladies right back at it in round two. They're in the phone booth banging away to both head and body. GOOD right by Savre backs up Sophie, but Mudd stepping right back to, going body, working ribs and belly. Danielle firing back in kind. Not a lot of subtlety right now..."
Cassie: "And, neither girl seems to think it's needed."
O'Dell: "Good right by Mudd. That backed Savre up a step, but the blonde right back at the brunette. She lands a solid right and GETS DROPPED BY A RIGHT HOOK! Oh, what a right hook by Sophie and DOWN GOES SAVRE! Danielle dropped flat to her back!"
Tess: "That was quite the shot..."
O'Dell: "Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Savre sits up at seven. Eight. And, she beats the count! Would not have bet on that. Ref going to give her the mandatory and waive on the brunette. And Sophie is ALL IN in a BIG way! She's winging away with both hands, backing Savre into the ropes and ROCKING her with a right hand! Danielle stumbling along the ropes. Mudd ANOTHER big right and THE REF LEAPS IN! It's OVER! And your winner by TKO2 is 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Sophie Mudd, and, Sophie, that was a war in there..."
Sophie (nodding): "That's the way she wanted it. She wanted to get in and bang with me. That was a mistake."
Tess: "So, JMD, regular boxing, which is your favorite?"
Sophie (shrugging): "See, I'm happy to do either or both. I just want to get in there, get my work in, get better, and work my way toward the belts."