Post by Lookout! Boxing on Mar 28, 2020 3:14:15 GMT -6
Nicole Scherzinger vs Vicky Pattison
(FCBA Independent vs Global Boxing Syndicate)
(29-28, 23 KO vs 0-1, BBU: 7-2-1, 7 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Both these brunettes are on a very different career path these days, Nicole Scherzinger was released from the Lioness Club of America following a terrible loss to Elodie Frege and did little to silence her critics when she knocked out Natalie Dormer on her free agency return last November. Meanwhile Vicky Pattison was a surprise addition to the Global Boxing Syndicate roster which far exceeds her Geordie Shore profile she gained back in the old country. She stumbled out of the FCBA gate versus former champion Troian Bellisario last month and apparently she's on a very short Tractorpull Magazine leash who thinks Vicky should go back to BBU and never return if she fails to beat Nicole tonight.
"Been thumping these UK bytches for a while! I whooped Natalie (Dormer) in four and she's a better fighter than this plastic hot-dog wrapper!", Nicole shows plenty of confidence for someone who fell out of favor with just about anyone in FCBA at this stage of her career.
"It's time to get the job done, pet! I'm all here to take my first FCBA victory and no dancing hooker gonna stop me now! That's right, sports fans! I'll finish this lousy bytch in no time and then she can officially retire from the ring!", Vicky tries to ignite some response from the audience but this is a Scherzinger-friendly arena for the time being!
Nicole Scherzinger wears a black sports bra, red hot pants & ref gloves. Long raven-black hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Vicky Pattison wears a violet basque top, black panties & violet gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.
Round 1:
Vicky wants to make an early statement and lashes out at the fellow brunette with a head full of steam but Nicole uses her dancer legs to avoid the jabbing rush and keeps the Geordie babe at bay. Vicky continues to pounce on the reeling opponent but she just can't catch her beyond a single strike here and there which leaves her vulnerable to some counter-punching attacks. However Nicole is unable to cash in on such an opportunity and spends majority of the opening round just blocking the Brit's high-octane efforts. Vicky might not have caused a lot of damage with all that aggression but Nicole barely landed a clean punch on her so that's never a bad thing either.
Round 2:
For all the pre-fight confidence Nicole simply allows Vicky to run the jabbing show but she finally makes the ineffective Brit pay when she lands a crippling double uppercut combo and nails Pattison with a brutal overhand just past the one-minute mark. Vicky's aggressive pounce ends with a whimper and suddenly Scherzinger gallops into her exposed midriff and pounds her onto the ropes where she cleans out her breadbasket until the younger brunette stalls the action with a desperate clinch. More phone booth punches keeps the Geordie babe pinned to the ropes thereafter and Scherzinger almost head-butts her in the process and she keeps drilling Vicky's guts for remainder of the round.
Round 3:
More of the same in the third, Vicky's aggression is undone by a woeful precision and opens a path for Nicole to clean out her clock with a laser-like counter-punching response. Uh-oh! Talk about dominating those Brits now as Scherzinger barks in her jabbing efforts that split Pattison's high guard way too easily. Ugh! This stuff could fly in BBU but it's a dangerous plan on the other side of the pond as Vicky isn't tired enough of stopping Nicole's punches with her face when she finally realizes her lips are badly swollen come the final minute. Nicole was glued into her midsection before but finds extra joy punching her in the face as that Geordie guard leaks oil like a 1957 Studebaker and sends Pattison back to her stool on some wobbly legs.
Round 4:
Nicole thinks the Brit simply has no defense to speak of and channels another quick jabbing route but she finds the slugging drill bursting into her mouth a little too often and Vicky is simply furious over the previous two rounds. Both women engage in a hectic back & forth slugging which suddenly ends when Scherzinger bends to side following a wrenching gut shot in the liver area. Vicky turns it from the hip and blows into the American's chest which renders the older brunette breathless. Ugh! Nicole stumbles back to the ropes with a loud whimper and gets tagged by a nasty cross hook on the brow ridge which folds her into another phone booth uppercut supply. Vicky pounds it up the middle and punishes the singer's boobs and chin on the follow-through which exposes the leaky high-guard as well. Nicole hangs on while getting blasted straight up but she also displays swollen lips come the bell and what's worse, there's a small gash around her left eye too.
Round 5:
Nicole flies in with a quick jabbing pounce but Vicky blasts her in the solar plexus and goes to work downstairs before she digs an elbow into her breasts and sends her tripping back on the heels. Nicole tries to pish off but is caught on the flush as Pattison drops a hooking bomb on the left temple and drives a right hand into the exposed solar plexus which RAGDOLLS THE AMERICAN ONTO HER KNEES!!! Uh-oh!! That was a heavy double that send the Hawaiian native packing and Nicole just languishes on all fours until it's too late. She tries to get up but wobbles down on her bum and stares down the ref who yells.. NINE.. TEN... YER OUT!!! moments later! KO5 Vicky Pattison!!!
AFTER: Another miserable tale of Nicole's shockingly woeful punching resistance brings the Geordie tourist her first FCBA victory! Most of the bantamweight corps would have survived this knockdown to fight another day according to ESPN's Erin Andrews but Nicole is simply too worn down to even make one proper recovery during any fight at this stage of her career. Meanwhile Vicky's defense was subpar during long periods of time and requires a severe upgrade if the plucky Brit wants to make a real boxing career on this side of the Atlantic. It was good enough to lift her above a hittable free agent like Scherzinger tonight so one can excuse all the dancing & twerking that goes on during the official verdict announcement. If only someone could actually understand that heavy Geordie accent!
Official Result: Vicky Pattison def. Nicole Scherzinger KO5.