Ten Years, Ten Fights At The Asylum
Feb 29, 2020 21:49:07 GMT -6
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Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Feb 29, 2020 21:49:07 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap February with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "This month, we celebrate Front Street's Tenth Anniversary with a card full of legacy fighters, and we start at bantamweight, where former champion Jennifer Love Hewitt with battle another former champ, Chloe Bennet, before moving to the division where I rule, flyweight, to see another showdown between former champions, as Kristin Kruek takes on Kristen Stewart on Asylum Beach!"
Tess: "Next, it's lightweight action, Rachel Nichols facing off with Gemma Arterton, and then we'll see a Bar Room Brawl featuring Hall of Famer Jennifer Garner and Antje Utgaard."
Cassie: "Then, it's back to flyweight and former champion Sarah Shahi coming to town to face Ariel Winter, before we return to bantam for a JMD contest between Hall of Famer Danielle Fishel and Sophie Mudd!"
McCarthy: "How Weirdo managed to schedule both a Bar Room Brawl AND a JMD match and not include J-Mac, I'll never understand, but, after those fights, we'll see a bantamweight contest between Elisha Cuthbert and that overrated Lili Reinhart before the FEATURE bout of the night, a body paint contest between that talentless Campbell Clone Kat Dennings and the one and only GREATEST FIGHTING PLAYMATE OF ALL TIME, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy!"
Tess: "It's back to lightweight next, with a pair of FCBA debuts as Sarah Wright will battle new Front Streeter Kara Del Toro!"
Cassie: "Then, it's JMDD lightweight action with yet another Hall of Famer, Jessica Biel battling Katy Perry."
Tess: "And, we'll finish at lightweight with Taylor Hill stepping into the ring with the GOAT, the Golden Goddess herself, Charlize Theron!"
McCarthy: "OVERRATED! Ducked me for YEARS! Tragedy of JUSTICE!"
O'Dell: "Ten fights, foure weight classes, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Ten Years, Ten Fights At The Asylum!'"
Cassie: "This month, we celebrate Front Street's Tenth Anniversary with a card full of legacy fighters, and we start at bantamweight, where former champion Jennifer Love Hewitt with battle another former champ, Chloe Bennet, before moving to the division where I rule, flyweight, to see another showdown between former champions, as Kristin Kruek takes on Kristen Stewart on Asylum Beach!"
Tess: "Next, it's lightweight action, Rachel Nichols facing off with Gemma Arterton, and then we'll see a Bar Room Brawl featuring Hall of Famer Jennifer Garner and Antje Utgaard."
Cassie: "Then, it's back to flyweight and former champion Sarah Shahi coming to town to face Ariel Winter, before we return to bantam for a JMD contest between Hall of Famer Danielle Fishel and Sophie Mudd!"
McCarthy: "How Weirdo managed to schedule both a Bar Room Brawl AND a JMD match and not include J-Mac, I'll never understand, but, after those fights, we'll see a bantamweight contest between Elisha Cuthbert and that overrated Lili Reinhart before the FEATURE bout of the night, a body paint contest between that talentless Campbell Clone Kat Dennings and the one and only GREATEST FIGHTING PLAYMATE OF ALL TIME, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy!"
Tess: "It's back to lightweight next, with a pair of FCBA debuts as Sarah Wright will battle new Front Streeter Kara Del Toro!"
Cassie: "Then, it's JMDD lightweight action with yet another Hall of Famer, Jessica Biel battling Katy Perry."
Tess: "And, we'll finish at lightweight with Taylor Hill stepping into the ring with the GOAT, the Golden Goddess herself, Charlize Theron!"
McCarthy: "OVERRATED! Ducked me for YEARS! Tragedy of JUSTICE!"
O'Dell: "Ten fights, foure weight classes, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Ten Years, Ten Fights At The Asylum!'"
