Post by Lookout! Boxing on Feb 28, 2020 20:05:07 GMT -6
Leighton Meester vs Chloe Grace Moretz
(FCBA Independent vs Lioness Club of America)
(25-31, 21 KO vs 9-12, 9 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Leighton Meester's post-Front Street career has been nothing short of a disaster and Chloe Moretz wants to take advantage of simple maths: "Look, she had her five seconds of fame but it's over. She's a shell of the former contender and let's face it, I need to DESTROY girls like her in order to move up the elite ladder. I'm going UP while Leighton is going DOWN tonight!" (laughs).
"Another blonde bimbo who thinks she rules the world. What else is new?", Leighton doesn't want to hear a word about her own cold streak but free agents rarely avoid being targeted as the sacrificial lambs. "If Jennette McCurdy blasted Chloe's ass on the Asylum we're talking about the biggest disappointement ever! Chloe should have been removed from this league as pure tomato can! And here she is talking smack like the second coming of Jenny McCarthy! What a waste..."
Leighton Meester wears a silver crop top, black hip-huggers & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Chloe Grace Moretz wears a light blue crop top, silver hip-huggers & golden gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1:
Chloe pounces on the jabbing rally and immediately forces Leighton into deep cover as heavy punches dissect the brunette's high guard on speed dial. Not much coming back from the struggling free agent who tries to weave around the blonde's punches but simply can't survive the close range onslaught and wobbles onto her heels which only fuels Chloe's attacks. The younger actress slowly backs her opponent onto the ropes where she dishes out more punishment as Leighton's single-hand response is so weak and off target it makes Lioness coach Eva Mendes laugh in the opposite corner. Meester bellows out into a deep earmuff like Chloe is the second coming of Mishy here and it's a terrible look for the former Front Street talent. Chloe keeps bashing at the statesque brunette and whacks her in the exposed navel right at the bell to sign off a dominant performance.
Round 2:
Leighton strikes back!!! For like five seconds... as she connects with the initial uppercut double only to fold into spasms when Moretz belts her from the left... uh-oh... ten seconds later and Meester's all over the place folding underneath the blonde's jabbing barrage... huh.. Erin Andrews thinks even Shenae Grimes offers more resistance in the Lioness Club gym down in Florida and there's nothing coming back from the reeling brunette here... Moretz bashes her onto the turnbuckle where she drills the exposed midsection again but loses all that fun down the stretch and glues her mitts into Leighton's face... count the head snaps here, folks! Leighton gets her own mitts shoved into her face on speed dial and bellows out on top of the ropes while the blonde keeps bashing her in one-sided fashion!!! Visible bruising develops around the brunette's mouth but there's more damage to be done downstairs as Chloe switches her attacks into pounding Meester's stomach into a mush in the final minute. Leighton just leaks the leather abuse and seems unwilling to do anything about it! Power supply prevents Moretz from blowing this sucker dead inside six minutes as a wobbly Meester is effectively saved by the bell but looks worse than Amanda Bynes on rehab according to BLONDE! Magazine's live ticker coverage.
Round 3:
Leighton almost quits on her stool... she gets up in slo-mo fashion only to eat a speedy cross-hooking route that wrecks the last ounce of the dwindling resistance... Chloe doesn't need a second call to BLAST her in "Eat that and then some" fashion that spins the aching brunette into loud spasms on the spot... Leighton's arms drop by the side and Moretz hauls in a triple dunk before a left hook tags the jaw AND SENDS THE OLDER GIRL INTO THE ORBIT!! Meester bounces off the ropes in dead-meat fashion and crumbles face-down at Chloe's feet... Ref doesn't even bother with the count and immediately waves this one off! KO3 Chloe Grace Moretz in Beatdown of the Night candidate!!!!
AFTER: That was simply awful from Leighton Meester who looks to be nowhere near a proper boxing shape - both physically and mentally. This is one of the worst performances one can ever witness on PPV night but there's no sympathy for the fallen woman whatsoever here: "What a shock! Told ya this bytch is sooo done! Mission: Destroy Her is complete!", Chloe can't stop laughing after a fight where she hardly broke sweat. Eva Mendes chips in with the extra comment: "Leighton wouldn't even sweep the carpets in our gym! She's toast! Worst of the class. Just a full-blown disgrace!!! That's the cheapest win we got since I can remember! We deserve sooo much better!!" (laughs).
Official Result: Chloe Grace Moretz def. Leighton Meester KO3.