Post by Lookout! Boxing on Feb 1, 2020 3:53:54 GMT -6
Avril Lavigne
(35, 5’1½, 125 lbs, 33:12 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Noah Cyrus
(20, 5’4, 110 lbs, 0:2 FCBA, Free Agent)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse
BEFORE:
"I have a big fight coming up next month,” Avril Lavigne says first at the pre-fight press table, grinning a mad smirk that has also characterised her style of fighting.
“Gotta prove that I'm still the Queen around here, because Emma thinks she's SO good now just because she got lucky against Nessa. WHAT-EVERRR! I'll f*ck her up every single year if I have to, because I'm just BETTERRR! Queen Lavigne forever, bitches!" Avril laughs as she raises a hand to acknowledge the resultant cheers in the room.
“Anyways, I needed a warm-up fight and Carmen said “Noah Cyrus is interested”. I was like... ‘Noah WHO?! Is that supposed to be Miley's sister?! Isn't she like, a freakin’ teenager?!’ But turns out she's 19 now. What does she even do these days except getting naked in front of cameras?” Avril chuckles, then continues.
“Well, I already kicked Miley's ass, and I can totally do the same to her little sister! So I told Carmen: 'Tell that b*tch that I'm not gonna go easy on her or anything!' Apparently, that didn't scare her off… So naïve! and here we are!"
Avril folds her arms across her chest, a satisfied smirk on her face as she ends her little tirade at the table. From across the room, her opponent is seen rolling her eyes throughout, matching Lavigne’s snark and sarcasm with her subsequent response:
“Jeez. Check your facts, b*tch. I'm 20 now. No longer a tween! Not that it matters. Ya'll are sleepin’ on me if you think this chubby b*tch is gonna have an easy time tonight. I know she beat my big sis, but anyone who watched that fight saw how Miley f*cking DOMINATED her until Av got lucky late in the fight. By the way, I also watched her fighting Madison Beer… now that was hella cool! Av getting manhandled by a badass 20-year-old rook! Guess what's gonna happen today? The same f*cking thing! I'm bigger, faster and stronger than your fake ‘Queen’ guys. Even if I don't get the win, I'm gonna put some hurt on that fat ass of yours, Av. FACTS!"
“Please, b*tch. You don’t even have any wins,” Avril rolls her eyes in return. “Tonight isn’t gonna be your first one, KAY?"
"Nah. You’re gonna eat your words tonight. But by the looks of it, eatin’s your favorite thing to do, so guess that's completely cool with you.”
Avril almost erupting to Carmen, who’s siting by her side and trying to calm her girl down: "WHAT THE HELL?!? I'm SO gonna f*ck this b*tch up!!!"
Before either girl is allowed to clash in a pre-fight brawl, they’re quickly surrounded by security and escorted backstage, the rest of the reporters enjoying the last echoes of taunts and curses as both girls are led through opposing backstage doors.
Hours later, Avril takes the first stride into the arena through the curtains, flourishing a pose in her black and pink sports bra and short tights, a pair of similar-coloured gloves on either hand as the pyrotechnics set the rest of the stage on fire. Sporting a high ponytail and with her crown adorning her head, the Dollhouse queen makes her way to the ring accompanied by Carmen Electra and her team, high fiving fans along the aisle and looking to be in high spirits here tonight as she is the clear favorite to win.
Noah is out next, and the 20 year old looking ready to rumble in a hot red sports bra and black fighting shorts, wearing her dark hair loose as she shadow boxes on the platform before striding down the ramp surrounded by her team. But wait! What is THIS?! The noise levels reach new highs here as another figure steps out from behind the curtains, it’s…it’s….Madison Beer?! What the hell is SHE doing here!? The sultry Lookout! brunette struts forward with a smirk, waving to the fans as she high fives Noah and both 20 year olds now begin making their way to the ring side by side!
Meanwhile Inside the ring, Lavigne looking absolutely livid at the sight of Beer being anywhere near her vicinity, with the Dollhouse queen throwing a tantrum mid-ring, arguing with the referee and demanding that Beer is kept away from the ring, and preferably thrown out of the building! Ever since Madison’s debut loss to Lavigne, the Lookout! rookie has been hounding the Canadian singer for a rematch, and it seems like tonight she’s decided to take the next step towards the coveted rematch by injecting herself into tonight’s fight as Noah’s support and ally.
And it seems like the Dollhouse queen doesn’t call the shots around here despite what she may think, as a smiling Madison accompanies Noah all the way to the ring uninterrupted, greeting an upset Lavigne with a sly smile and a wink as both brunettes climb inside the ring effortlessly. Who knows what Madison has in mind here tonight? And that is exactly what Lavigne is afraid of.
Carmen Electra doing her best to calm the blonde down, with her fighter clearly worried about Madion’s presence here tonight which might even affect her performance against Cyrus.
However, Madison is quickly instructed to evacuate the ring by the ref and leave the two combatants alone. The brunette complying, but not before blowing Avril a big kiss prior to jumping out of the ring, which successfully annoys the older blonde even more, with Avril removing one glove just to flip the amused Beer off from across the ring.
With both girls in their respective corners and Madison finally taking a seat in the front row, we’re all set for ten rounds of Flyweight action! DING! HERE we go!!
ROUND 1:
Avril explodes forward, wanting to show her dominance in this fight, especially when facing off against a winless rookie. She storms at Noah, trying to scare the new girl into submission with punches shot at her head from the very first seconds. But Cyrus trained from the very start to deal with Avril’s antics, moves her feet fast and frequent to avoid a majority of Avril’s attacks, before countering with her own sporadic jabs to the singer’s face. It’s not what Lavigne was expecting, especially this semblance of resistance, at this point of time. Down the line, Noah takes another three hits to her arms but immediately snaps a hook back into the Doll’s face, making the rest of the stadium erupt in cheers as the Queen yelps and backs off. Not as many Avril-fans in the audience tonight, but that’s okay – a stubborn Avril growling as she resumes her attack and just keeps on coming forward. But if she was looking to end the fight in the first three minutes, she’s sh*t outta luck, as the bell rings soon after and Cyrus seems completely unharmed, finding herself some much needed support from the crowd who love seeing the underdog putting up a fight to start things off. Ms. Madison Beer ecstatic in her seat, giving her new friend a standing ovation as Noah smirks at Avril, teasing the older singer by raising one arm to the sound of the cheering crowd as if she has already won.
ROUND 2:
But all that adoration only pisses Avril off even more. Who is this darn rookie who thinks she can toy with her from the start?? Lavigne rushes back in for more, but this time, intends to dish out even more punishment than her opponent. Noah sticks to her strategy of moving and jabbing frequently, tags Avril on the cheek but this time shows a little more panic in her eyes as Avril’s matches her speed with her own. Noah stunned by a left-right combo that lands hard on her arms, then a third powered cross slams into the middle of her arms, almost taking her head off right there and then. Noah may have won that first round by a landslide, but it’s only a matter of time before Avril’s aggression starts to overwhelm her. Avril scores another left hook to the tummy before switching up her attacks with another swing to the head. Noah thankfully blocks the second one as it rattles off her guard, but the bell rings too early, and she doesn’t enjoy the same success as in the previous round.
ROUND 3:
Avril’s heavy fight schedule these last two years has clearly earned her plenty of experience - her style might appear reckless but there’s some method to the madness for sure as she again attempts to put Noah away before bedtime. Noah on the other hand has even greater difficulty staying out of harm’s way and Avril’s mad charges. Cyrus hunches over whenever Avril crashes into her, that mad shriek and heavy huffs straight in her face sure indications of Lavigne’s extreme malice for her counterpart. Nothing personal, of course, until one steps in front of Lavigne in the ring. Then, every fiber of your being becomes an affront to the singer. Noah manages to block a majority of punches but they’re starting to take their toll on her guard, rocking the younger girl left and right before she can respond with her own short but effective jabs to Avril’s face. It’s an all-out war in Round 3, but we’re still not sure how long these two can keep it up!
ROUND 4:
To Noah’s credit, she’s managed to back her words up with some blow-for-blow action! Girls clash in the center for a good minute, and it’s a mad rush and exchange of fists flying, mutual groans erupt from lips as they punish each other back-and-forth. Noah at first matching Avril’s tenacity with her own hook thrown across the face, then a left-right thump thump combo lands on the tummy as the blonde groans loudly. But then, Avril SNAPS an uppercut clean into the jawline, sending Cyrus looking up with a painful twang! Cyrus sees stars, stumbling mad, tries to slam her own fist into Avril’s face but MISSES by a mile... Lavigne senses the opportunity and TAKES it, RAMS ANOTHER GLOVE into the young woman’s lips, which FLOORS Cyrus to the ground!! It’s a flash KNOCKDOWN for Avril Lavigne!!
Hey, Round 4’s better than no round at all, no? Avril certainly thinks so, immediately leaps into the air and lets out a shriek of victory! She continues to berate Cyrus on her way back to corner, screaming at the rookie “YOUR BIG SIS PUNCHED HARDER!” and even sending a frustrated looking Madison a cocky smirk all while being escorted to her corner to await the referee’s count-out. Noah still looking like a mess, trying to turn herself over and push off her chest, but her eyes still squeezed shut to show the kind of pain she’s in. Referee counts her all the way out to 10, and has no choice but to wave for the bell! It’s ALL over!!
Official Decision: Avril Lavigne defeats Noah Cyrus via KO4!
AFTER:
Another cocky showing from Ms Lavigne, who does a little celebratory dance in her corner, shaking her behind in Noah’s direction whilst giggling madly about her quick, easy win. It’s both a celebration and mocking tribute to herself as the Doll treats her victory as a foregone conclusion, completely ignoring Noah in her own corner for being insignificant.
Tonight, Cyrus is treated to her third taste of defeat, but kudos to her for having the spunk to face off against someone like Lavigne, who’s become a top fighter in the division in her own fight.
But oh oh! Lavigne seems to have some words for Cyrus as the blonde approaches the defeated rookie’s corner where the younger fighter is being medically treated after being helped to her stool.
But WAIT! Madison Beer quickly climbing through the ropes, dashing to stand in Avril’s way, hands on hips, towering over the smaller blonde as she blocks the way. “Going somewhere?” Beer sneers. The fatigued blonde, still wearing her gloves, stops dead in her tracks and seems to be considering her options here with Beer smirking down at her. Lavigne then turns to the referee “Keep this loser away from me! Or I’ll kick her ass!”
Madison covering her mouth as she giggles. “You mean you and the entire Canadian army? I’ve been kinda waiting for you to ‘kick my ass’” the brunette accompanies her words with the air quotes motion – “for like….months, b*tch. Wanna go right now?”
Avril grimaces, clearly uninterested in THAT suggestion - “What-Everrrr. I kicked both your asses. Laterrrr losers!” The blonde backs away, still keeping her eyes on the rookie in case Beer has any crazy ideas in mind.
Madison simply chuckles as she watches the older singer retreating, a clear “win” for herself in the rookie’s book for sure.
With her celebration cut short, Avril signals to her team that she’s ready to leave the ring. The blonde is escorted out and back up the ramp by her staff, making sure she is protected in case of any further surprises from camp Cyrus\Beer.
Right before she disappears behind the curtains, Avril is approached by reporters but keeps it short and to the point. "That's BOTH Cyrus sisters dealt with.” She smiles. “Emma is next. Maybe even both Emmas. Madison? Madison who?!” She giggles. “Later batches!” and with that, the Canadian disappears into the backstage, as Madison Beer is left behind watching from a distance, eyes narrowed, surely contemplating her next move.