CHIMERA's "annual reorganization" ANNOUNCEMENT
Jan 1, 2020 11:23:54 GMT -6
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Post by Ginny on Jan 1, 2020 11:23:54 GMT -6
It's not been a good year for Chimera, no way to hide that. Charlize Theron finally admitting she's a "cougar"; Jennifer Lawrence having failed time and again in her fruitless quest of welter gold; Jeri Ryan's slow drift away (though the break is not - yet - irreversible); the general lack of "the necessities" on the part of almost the entire group of supposed JMDD fighters and the overall ennui of the management and BOD (Bored of Directors).
"Changes (i.e., cuts) must be made!"
ROSTER, FRONT OFFICE & RING MANAGEMENT (effective 1/1/20)
FRONT OFFICE STAFF: (all available to fight - if asked politely!)
President/Chairwoman/Princess: Stephanie McMahon (5'8", 135#)
Treasurer/CFO: (nameless, faceless, contact-less and penniless!)
General Mgr/Head Trainer: Catherine Zeta-Jones (5'7", 128#)
Secretary to the Chairwoman: Min Zhang (N/A for fights)
Communications Director (aka: "Stephanie's Mini-Me" - Sunny McKay)
Other Staff: N/A
RING SUPPORT STAFF (corners): (availability as above)
Medical Staff: Head Nurse Sunny McKay (“If it ain't broke, tape it up and send her back out!”)
EMT/Massage Therapist: Natasha Henstridge (5'10", 133#)
2020 Chimera Active Roster:
Flyweight: Miley Cyrus (DOB: 11/03/92. 5'5. 109#) (01/03/18 to Present)
Bantam: Margot Robbie (DOB: 07/0/90, 5'6. 118#) (01/03/18 to Present)
Light #1: Blake Lively (DOB: 08/25/87, 5'10, #130#) (01/03/18 to Present)
JMDD: Samantha Hoopes (29yo, 5'8" 139#, blonde) [JMDD: 34D] (01/02/19 to Present)
Welter #1: Jennifer Lawrence (DOB: 08/15/90. 5'8. 135#) (01/03/18 to Present)
Cougar: Charlize Theron (DOB: 06/07/75, 5'9.5, 125#) (01/03/18 to Present)
THOSE RELEASED:
Welter #1: Alice Goodwin (34yo, 5'8, 132#, brunette, JMDD: 32G)
Lightweight: Deborah Ann Woll (33yo, 5'10", 130#)
Welterweight: Ireland Baldwin (23yo, 6'2", 130+#)
JMDD/Light: Lauren Mellor (33yo, 5'9", 130#, blonde) [JMDD: 34E]
JMDD/Light: Hannah Davis (28yo, 5'9", 130#) [JMDD: 34C]
JMDD/Welter: Jessica Ashley (28yo, 5'9", 135#, brunette) [JMDD: 32G]
"Changes (i.e., cuts) must be made!"
ROSTER, FRONT OFFICE & RING MANAGEMENT (effective 1/1/20)
FRONT OFFICE STAFF: (all available to fight - if asked politely!)
President/Chairwoman/Princess: Stephanie McMahon (5'8", 135#)
Treasurer/CFO: (nameless, faceless, contact-less and penniless!)
General Mgr/Head Trainer: Catherine Zeta-Jones (5'7", 128#)
Secretary to the Chairwoman: Min Zhang (N/A for fights)
Communications Director (aka: "Stephanie's Mini-Me" - Sunny McKay)
Other Staff: N/A
RING SUPPORT STAFF (corners): (availability as above)
Medical Staff: Head Nurse Sunny McKay (“If it ain't broke, tape it up and send her back out!”)
EMT/Massage Therapist: Natasha Henstridge (5'10", 133#)
2020 Chimera Active Roster:
Flyweight: Miley Cyrus (DOB: 11/03/92. 5'5. 109#) (01/03/18 to Present)
Bantam: Margot Robbie (DOB: 07/0/90, 5'6. 118#) (01/03/18 to Present)
Light #1: Blake Lively (DOB: 08/25/87, 5'10, #130#) (01/03/18 to Present)
JMDD: Samantha Hoopes (29yo, 5'8" 139#, blonde) [JMDD: 34D] (01/02/19 to Present)
Welter #1: Jennifer Lawrence (DOB: 08/15/90. 5'8. 135#) (01/03/18 to Present)
Cougar: Charlize Theron (DOB: 06/07/75, 5'9.5, 125#) (01/03/18 to Present)
THOSE RELEASED:
Welter #1: Alice Goodwin (34yo, 5'8, 132#, brunette, JMDD: 32G)
Lightweight: Deborah Ann Woll (33yo, 5'10", 130#)
Welterweight: Ireland Baldwin (23yo, 6'2", 130+#)
JMDD/Light: Lauren Mellor (33yo, 5'9", 130#, blonde) [JMDD: 34E]
JMDD/Light: Hannah Davis (28yo, 5'9", 130#) [JMDD: 34C]
JMDD/Welter: Jessica Ashley (28yo, 5'9", 135#, brunette) [JMDD: 32G]
