HBO's Boxing At The Asylum
Guest
|
Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Dec 31, 2019 10:10:31 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap December with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "And, this month, we start in the division where I rule, flyweight, where Stephanie Styles will make her Asylum and FCBA debut against Ariel Winter!"
McCarthy: "And, since Stewart isn't on the card this month, we'll be subject to a pile of overrated Dancing Hookers and Dancing Hooker opponents, and there's no worse example than our second bout, featuring that stiff Torrey DeVitto and toothpick Taylor Hill. And, if that's not bad enough, next we'll go to bantam, where Janet Montgomery will bring NO FCBA wins to town to meet that Campbell Clone Kat Dennings!"
Tess: "Two more bantamweight fights follow, with Megan Boone and Nichole Bloom returning to Asylum. The former will battle Chloe Bennet and the latter Lili Reinhart!"
Cassie: "And, we'll wrap back at lightweight with Sarah Wayne Callies making her Asylum debut against Katy Perry!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'New Year's Boppin' Eve 6: It's Still NBC at the Asylum!"
|
|