1. Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats VII
Oct 31, 2019 19:33:53 GMT -6
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Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Oct 31, 2019 19:33:53 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap October with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "There are witches, pumpkinheads, black cats, ghosts, ghouls, goblins, vampires, spiders, and all kinds of other beasties adorning every spare inch of this arena as we get ready for our annual Hallowe'en event!"
Tess: "And, this month, we'll be starting at bantamweight, where Eva Green will be in town to battle Lili Reinhart, who's still trying to nail down her spot on the Tenth Anniversary Roster!"
McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, Stewart's being rested right now, meaning every Front Street girl on the card is a Dancing Hooker, and we'll get TWO of Weirdo's failed bigs in a row, with Milla Jovovich here to fight Serinda Swan and tomato can Katharine McPhee in town to pad the record of failed welter Taylor Hill!"
Tess: "It will be back to bantam next, with Emily Blunt making her Asylum debut against former Unified Bantamweight Champion, Chloe Bennet!"
Cassie: "Then, we'll be moving on to the division where I rule, flyweight, for a huge contest featuring former Unified Flyweight and JMD Champion Lacey Chabert against another girl trying to nail down a roster spot, Ariel Winter!"
Tess: "And, we'll wrap up at welter, for what might be the last welterweight bout in the history of Asylum. It will feature former Unified Lightweight Champion Katy Perry against the MDE and CURRENT Unified Welterweight Champion, Amanda Righetti!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats VII: Hallowe'en at the Asylum!"
Cassie: "There are witches, pumpkinheads, black cats, ghosts, ghouls, goblins, vampires, spiders, and all kinds of other beasties adorning every spare inch of this arena as we get ready for our annual Hallowe'en event!"
Tess: "And, this month, we'll be starting at bantamweight, where Eva Green will be in town to battle Lili Reinhart, who's still trying to nail down her spot on the Tenth Anniversary Roster!"
McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, Stewart's being rested right now, meaning every Front Street girl on the card is a Dancing Hooker, and we'll get TWO of Weirdo's failed bigs in a row, with Milla Jovovich here to fight Serinda Swan and tomato can Katharine McPhee in town to pad the record of failed welter Taylor Hill!"
Tess: "It will be back to bantam next, with Emily Blunt making her Asylum debut against former Unified Bantamweight Champion, Chloe Bennet!"
Cassie: "Then, we'll be moving on to the division where I rule, flyweight, for a huge contest featuring former Unified Flyweight and JMD Champion Lacey Chabert against another girl trying to nail down a roster spot, Ariel Winter!"
Tess: "And, we'll wrap up at welter, for what might be the last welterweight bout in the history of Asylum. It will feature former Unified Lightweight Champion Katy Perry against the MDE and CURRENT Unified Welterweight Champion, Amanda Righetti!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats VII: Hallowe'en at the Asylum!"