6. Ariel Winter vs. Lacey Chabert
Oct 31, 2019 19:16:47 GMT -6
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Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Oct 31, 2019 19:16:47 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"This girl," says Lacey with a smile, "Is what I call a 'close, but'. Those kinds of girls, they're good and they win fights and they're CLOSE to champions, BUT. Not quite. They just don't quite get there. And, when they run into fighters like me, ACTUAL champions, they can't get the job done."
"You know what's going to happen to Lacey's butt?" asks a hard-eyed Ariel. "It's going to get knocked OUT."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Some Nights' by Fun, a favorite song of the lady coming to ringside right now, two-time Unified Flyweight and THREE time JMD Champion and the star of 'Black Christmas', Lacey Chabert!"
McCarthy: "Like I said, Weirdo was into the secret sauce thinking his Overrated Dancing Hooker has a chance against a real fighter like Chabert!"
O'Dell: "Lacey getting quite the welcome from the fans as she heads to the ring. Chabert climbs in, helped off with the robe. Looking VERY good in that steel blue bikini. And, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' hammering through the arena, and here comes the singer of this cover version of the Taylor Swift hit, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Cassie: "And, at one point, Winter was looking like the girl who might break Front Street's maiden at flyweight. Didn't quite manage to get the job done. But, then Kristen Stewart DID and now Ariel's trying to secure a roster spot."
O'Dell: "Winter into the ring. Helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that curve-hugging white number we've seen before..."
Tess: "And looking more than a little determined right now..."
O'Dell: "Certainly is. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Winter. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Again, a real fighter. Chabert!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And, we're underway and Lacey going right after Winter! Chabert coming forward, banging, and Ariel banging back! We're in the phone booth slugging in the early seconds of this one and LACEY GOES RACK! Chabert hammering away at Winter's bra cups and Ariel surprised, covering up and giving ground..."
McCarthy: "Why would she be surprised? Chabert's done a TON of JMD!"
O'Dell: "Lacey's got the younger woman on the back foot and she WOBBLES HER WITH A RIGHT HAND! Former champ getting off to a ROCKING start in this one! She's pouring on the punishment, backing Winter up into the ropes. Ariel with the guard high, got to be wondering what's going ON in there..."
Cassie: "With her power, Ariel's not used to girls trying this..."
O'Dell: "She is not, but Lacey's not only trying it, she's having plenty of success. Chabert going body along the ropes now. Winter ties up. Lacey STACKS her and goes right back to the ribs and midsection. Final seconds of the round see Chabert banging away to the bell. Wow! What a start for Lacey. She's got the points wide."
ROUND TWO:
O"Dell: "Second begins with Chabert forward again and Winter standing right there to fire back and BOTH ladies now going rack! This isn't JMD, but it might as well be right now, as the fighters are punishing those racks, working in close, heads on shoulders, both wincing in pain..."
McCarthy: "Winter had better do something. She's on thin ice as it is. Get blown out of this one, and she'll be in the street!"
O'Dell: "This is grinding stuff right now. Both fighters working a TON of body, going upstairs just enough to keep the other honest. GOOD right by Lacey and Ariel responds with a big one of her own. Ladies right back to digging body and punishing the contents of those bra cups..."
Cassie: "Listen to some of those body shots! Let me tell you from experience, those do NOT feel good."
O'Dell: "Ten seconds left in a VERY physical round. Both fighters hammering away inside. Nobody slowing down. This is all about breaking down the opponent, but, as sturdy as these two fighters are, that's not going to be easy. There's the bell. Staredown! Ref quickly between the fighters. Close. Ariel."
Tess: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Right back to the dual attempts at reduction. Not a lot of finesse going on right now. Ladies simply coming together in the middle of the ring and hammering away at one another. Nobody willing to take a step backward despite a TON of punishment being handed out..."
Tess: "You can see both midsections pinking up already."
O'Dell: "Not a surprise with the volume of fire we've seen landed downstairs. Ladies still working opposing racks as well, with, again, just enough work upstairs to keep everyone honest. Chabert digging rack and WINTER STAGGERS HER WITH A LEFT UPPERCUT!"
Cassie: "Uh oh!"
O'Dell: "Ariel letting the hands go and DOWN GOES LACEY! Chabert dropped to her back. Winter a quick stare down at her, then off to a neutral corner. Lacey looking wide eyed at the ref. Count at three. Four. Five. Chabert to all fours. Crawling toward the ropes. Six. Seven. Eight. Lacey trying to climb. Nine. TEN! Chabert still trying to pull herself up when the count passes her by! It's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, that was brutal in there..."
Ariel (shaking her head): "I can't BELIEVE she tried that with ME. She's thinking she's going to bang with me? Go rack with me? Think again. Think again."
Tess: "A KO3 against a former champ...got to help you secure your roster spot..."
Ariel: "Look, if they haven't figured out by now what they have in me, well. Someone ELSE will!"
"This girl," says Lacey with a smile, "Is what I call a 'close, but'. Those kinds of girls, they're good and they win fights and they're CLOSE to champions, BUT. Not quite. They just don't quite get there. And, when they run into fighters like me, ACTUAL champions, they can't get the job done."
"You know what's going to happen to Lacey's butt?" asks a hard-eyed Ariel. "It's going to get knocked OUT."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Some Nights' by Fun, a favorite song of the lady coming to ringside right now, two-time Unified Flyweight and THREE time JMD Champion and the star of 'Black Christmas', Lacey Chabert!"
McCarthy: "Like I said, Weirdo was into the secret sauce thinking his Overrated Dancing Hooker has a chance against a real fighter like Chabert!"
O'Dell: "Lacey getting quite the welcome from the fans as she heads to the ring. Chabert climbs in, helped off with the robe. Looking VERY good in that steel blue bikini. And, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' hammering through the arena, and here comes the singer of this cover version of the Taylor Swift hit, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Cassie: "And, at one point, Winter was looking like the girl who might break Front Street's maiden at flyweight. Didn't quite manage to get the job done. But, then Kristen Stewart DID and now Ariel's trying to secure a roster spot."
O'Dell: "Winter into the ring. Helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that curve-hugging white number we've seen before..."
Tess: "And looking more than a little determined right now..."
O'Dell: "Certainly is. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Winter. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Again, a real fighter. Chabert!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And, we're underway and Lacey going right after Winter! Chabert coming forward, banging, and Ariel banging back! We're in the phone booth slugging in the early seconds of this one and LACEY GOES RACK! Chabert hammering away at Winter's bra cups and Ariel surprised, covering up and giving ground..."
McCarthy: "Why would she be surprised? Chabert's done a TON of JMD!"
O'Dell: "Lacey's got the younger woman on the back foot and she WOBBLES HER WITH A RIGHT HAND! Former champ getting off to a ROCKING start in this one! She's pouring on the punishment, backing Winter up into the ropes. Ariel with the guard high, got to be wondering what's going ON in there..."
Cassie: "With her power, Ariel's not used to girls trying this..."
O'Dell: "She is not, but Lacey's not only trying it, she's having plenty of success. Chabert going body along the ropes now. Winter ties up. Lacey STACKS her and goes right back to the ribs and midsection. Final seconds of the round see Chabert banging away to the bell. Wow! What a start for Lacey. She's got the points wide."
ROUND TWO:
O"Dell: "Second begins with Chabert forward again and Winter standing right there to fire back and BOTH ladies now going rack! This isn't JMD, but it might as well be right now, as the fighters are punishing those racks, working in close, heads on shoulders, both wincing in pain..."
McCarthy: "Winter had better do something. She's on thin ice as it is. Get blown out of this one, and she'll be in the street!"
O'Dell: "This is grinding stuff right now. Both fighters working a TON of body, going upstairs just enough to keep the other honest. GOOD right by Lacey and Ariel responds with a big one of her own. Ladies right back to digging body and punishing the contents of those bra cups..."
Cassie: "Listen to some of those body shots! Let me tell you from experience, those do NOT feel good."
O'Dell: "Ten seconds left in a VERY physical round. Both fighters hammering away inside. Nobody slowing down. This is all about breaking down the opponent, but, as sturdy as these two fighters are, that's not going to be easy. There's the bell. Staredown! Ref quickly between the fighters. Close. Ariel."
Tess: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Right back to the dual attempts at reduction. Not a lot of finesse going on right now. Ladies simply coming together in the middle of the ring and hammering away at one another. Nobody willing to take a step backward despite a TON of punishment being handed out..."
Tess: "You can see both midsections pinking up already."
O'Dell: "Not a surprise with the volume of fire we've seen landed downstairs. Ladies still working opposing racks as well, with, again, just enough work upstairs to keep everyone honest. Chabert digging rack and WINTER STAGGERS HER WITH A LEFT UPPERCUT!"
Cassie: "Uh oh!"
O'Dell: "Ariel letting the hands go and DOWN GOES LACEY! Chabert dropped to her back. Winter a quick stare down at her, then off to a neutral corner. Lacey looking wide eyed at the ref. Count at three. Four. Five. Chabert to all fours. Crawling toward the ropes. Six. Seven. Eight. Lacey trying to climb. Nine. TEN! Chabert still trying to pull herself up when the count passes her by! It's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, that was brutal in there..."
Ariel (shaking her head): "I can't BELIEVE she tried that with ME. She's thinking she's going to bang with me? Go rack with me? Think again. Think again."
Tess: "A KO3 against a former champ...got to help you secure your roster spot..."
Ariel: "Look, if they haven't figured out by now what they have in me, well. Someone ELSE will!"
