Post by Lookout! Boxing on Oct 26, 2019 8:14:13 GMT -6
Megan Fox versus Lindsay Lohan
Megan:
(32, 5’4, 114, 47:27:1 FCBA, VIXENs)
Lindsay:
(33, 5’5, 52:41:1 FCBA, Global Boxing Syndicate)
BEFORE:
These two ladies sharing a checkered past, each having scored victories over the other in their early careers.
“This was way back when we were young actresses in Hollywood. We’ve certainly come a long way, haven’t we?” Megan speaks first at the press conference. “I’ve been in my share of A-list blockbusters, won a title or two, and what has poor Lindsay done? Get arrested multiple times for drunk-driving, that’s what. I never understood why I lost to her all those years ago.”
“Believe it, honey, because it happened!” Lindsay says curtly from the other end of the table. “You may have been on all those things, but you’re still a chump when it comes to taking hits and going down in the ring. Yes, I may have taken a couple of bumps along the road, but one of my proudest achievements is putting Megan’s smug face into the canvas - it’s something I plan on repeating tonight.”
Tense staredown on stage as both girls come face-to-face after the official weigh-ins. Lindsay slightly bulkier, with a one-inch height advantage, in her violet-pink floral bikini and briefs, whereas Megan will be wanting to use her speed to frustrate her foe’s power, looking lean and mean for her age in a white loose blouse and black briefs.
Fight hour rolls around and both girls eschew the traditional touch of gloves in the center of the ring amidst the cheers of the crowd. Both women eager to let their fists do the rest of the talking as they get into fighting stances in their respective corners. Ring of the bell and HERE we go with ten rounds of Bantamweight action!
ROUND 1:
Aaaaannnndd Lilo with a straight right hand to the face of Fox! OUCH! Megan barely out of the corner and getting manhandled like that, a loud gurgle escaping from her lips as she almost flies backwards in shock. Lilo smiling wide, but you’d be hard pressed to see that grin on her face if it weren’t for her flying jabs continuing to batter Megan’s guard, already pushing the Vixen across the ring with her powerful shots. Fox not starting this fight on the right foot at all, spends the remainder scrambling to avoid more of Lohan’s attacks. Lilo emboldened, that’s for sure, just keeps on chasing, barely has time to block any incoming attacks from the Vixen before the round ends, leaving Megan breathing hard on the ropes, wondering if she’s made the right choice in getting into this rematch.
ROUND 2:
Lohan back to establishing her credentials in the division, and a win over a former Flyweight champ would certainly do the trick just fine. She stalks after Megan in the first minute, continuing to spook her with heavy lunges towards the head. But Megan more spritely, light on her feet, keeping her distance and making sure she doesn’t get caught off guard like the first round. Mid-way and the Vixen begins fighting back at last: snappy jabs slammed into the arms first from afar, taking Lohan’s confidence apart. Lilo left in stitches as her face eats another one-two quick to the cheek, forcing a return hook to go off tangent by a mile. Fox still not that ambitious, content with racking up points little by little. The Vixen has to swerve to avoid a sudden series of fast hooks thrown at her head, with Lilo still a dangerous threat with plenty of coiled up energy if Megan’s not careful. Round ends with Fox gets blown to the side again when a hook grazes her arms, but no real damage done, except to her ego of course.
ROUND 3:
A hole in Lindsay’s game is her stamina, with the once-upon-a-time up-and-coming actress doing little to keep herself in good shape, especially given her penchant for off-screen drugs and alcohol. She’s found some success in the early rounds, but now is left panting hard, struggling to keep moving forward with the same amount of energy. Fox capitalising, snapping her head back with jabs striking at the center, pushing Lohan back with repeated gasps of surprise. Lohan letting her fists fly like a madwoman in the middle of an ocean, trying to fend off the circling shark that is Megan Fox. The brunette methodically coming at her from all angles, taking a bite here and another there, always targeting the actress’ vulnerable nose and chin as she takes Lilo apart before this audience’s eyes. Final double tap to the nostrils has Lohan reeling in pain, before a follow-up hook to the side of the head sends Lohan FLYING off her feet! POW! She lands on the ground, groaning loudly, eyelids fluttering in the wind! Referee begins the 10-count but Lohan barely manages to get up to all fours! He signals for the bell and it’s all over!
Official Decision: Megan Fox defeats Lindsay Lohan via KO3!
AFTER:
Tremendous win for Megan Fox after that early scare. Lohan still a blunt tool that needs some sharpening, in our opinion, and until she manages to hone her craft and settle on what she wants to do for the rest of her life, it’s gonna be an uphill battle for the latest GBS signee.
For what it’s worth, Fox putting this whole saga behind her as well, ignoring Lohan and choosing to celebrate with her own corner. She mounts the turnbuckle and waves high to the fans, and all the while at the other corner of the ring, Lohan barely manages to sit herself back up against the ropes, looking shocked at this early defeat that’s reminiscent of her acting career.
Megan:
(32, 5’4, 114, 47:27:1 FCBA, VIXENs)
Lindsay:
(33, 5’5, 52:41:1 FCBA, Global Boxing Syndicate)
BEFORE:
These two ladies sharing a checkered past, each having scored victories over the other in their early careers.
“This was way back when we were young actresses in Hollywood. We’ve certainly come a long way, haven’t we?” Megan speaks first at the press conference. “I’ve been in my share of A-list blockbusters, won a title or two, and what has poor Lindsay done? Get arrested multiple times for drunk-driving, that’s what. I never understood why I lost to her all those years ago.”
“Believe it, honey, because it happened!” Lindsay says curtly from the other end of the table. “You may have been on all those things, but you’re still a chump when it comes to taking hits and going down in the ring. Yes, I may have taken a couple of bumps along the road, but one of my proudest achievements is putting Megan’s smug face into the canvas - it’s something I plan on repeating tonight.”
Tense staredown on stage as both girls come face-to-face after the official weigh-ins. Lindsay slightly bulkier, with a one-inch height advantage, in her violet-pink floral bikini and briefs, whereas Megan will be wanting to use her speed to frustrate her foe’s power, looking lean and mean for her age in a white loose blouse and black briefs.
Fight hour rolls around and both girls eschew the traditional touch of gloves in the center of the ring amidst the cheers of the crowd. Both women eager to let their fists do the rest of the talking as they get into fighting stances in their respective corners. Ring of the bell and HERE we go with ten rounds of Bantamweight action!
ROUND 1:
Aaaaannnndd Lilo with a straight right hand to the face of Fox! OUCH! Megan barely out of the corner and getting manhandled like that, a loud gurgle escaping from her lips as she almost flies backwards in shock. Lilo smiling wide, but you’d be hard pressed to see that grin on her face if it weren’t for her flying jabs continuing to batter Megan’s guard, already pushing the Vixen across the ring with her powerful shots. Fox not starting this fight on the right foot at all, spends the remainder scrambling to avoid more of Lohan’s attacks. Lilo emboldened, that’s for sure, just keeps on chasing, barely has time to block any incoming attacks from the Vixen before the round ends, leaving Megan breathing hard on the ropes, wondering if she’s made the right choice in getting into this rematch.
ROUND 2:
Lohan back to establishing her credentials in the division, and a win over a former Flyweight champ would certainly do the trick just fine. She stalks after Megan in the first minute, continuing to spook her with heavy lunges towards the head. But Megan more spritely, light on her feet, keeping her distance and making sure she doesn’t get caught off guard like the first round. Mid-way and the Vixen begins fighting back at last: snappy jabs slammed into the arms first from afar, taking Lohan’s confidence apart. Lilo left in stitches as her face eats another one-two quick to the cheek, forcing a return hook to go off tangent by a mile. Fox still not that ambitious, content with racking up points little by little. The Vixen has to swerve to avoid a sudden series of fast hooks thrown at her head, with Lilo still a dangerous threat with plenty of coiled up energy if Megan’s not careful. Round ends with Fox gets blown to the side again when a hook grazes her arms, but no real damage done, except to her ego of course.
ROUND 3:
A hole in Lindsay’s game is her stamina, with the once-upon-a-time up-and-coming actress doing little to keep herself in good shape, especially given her penchant for off-screen drugs and alcohol. She’s found some success in the early rounds, but now is left panting hard, struggling to keep moving forward with the same amount of energy. Fox capitalising, snapping her head back with jabs striking at the center, pushing Lohan back with repeated gasps of surprise. Lohan letting her fists fly like a madwoman in the middle of an ocean, trying to fend off the circling shark that is Megan Fox. The brunette methodically coming at her from all angles, taking a bite here and another there, always targeting the actress’ vulnerable nose and chin as she takes Lilo apart before this audience’s eyes. Final double tap to the nostrils has Lohan reeling in pain, before a follow-up hook to the side of the head sends Lohan FLYING off her feet! POW! She lands on the ground, groaning loudly, eyelids fluttering in the wind! Referee begins the 10-count but Lohan barely manages to get up to all fours! He signals for the bell and it’s all over!
Official Decision: Megan Fox defeats Lindsay Lohan via KO3!
AFTER:
Tremendous win for Megan Fox after that early scare. Lohan still a blunt tool that needs some sharpening, in our opinion, and until she manages to hone her craft and settle on what she wants to do for the rest of her life, it’s gonna be an uphill battle for the latest GBS signee.
For what it’s worth, Fox putting this whole saga behind her as well, ignoring Lohan and choosing to celebrate with her own corner. She mounts the turnbuckle and waves high to the fans, and all the while at the other corner of the ring, Lohan barely manages to sit herself back up against the ropes, looking shocked at this early defeat that’s reminiscent of her acting career.