Emma Roberts versus Mila Kunis Sept 29, 2019 2:26:08 GMT -6
Post by Lookout! Boxing on Sept 29, 2019 2:26:08 GMT -6
(28, 5’2, 96 lbs, 19:9 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
(36, 5’4, 112 lbs, 26:29:1 FCBA, HISC)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse
Emma Roberts smirking wide during the pre-fight press conference as though she’s got some nasty plans up her sleeve.
"Tonight is probably going to be my last warm-up fight before I finally get to completely destroy Nessie Pudgens at this year's Doll Ball finale. I'm glad it’s someone who can actually box and not another clueless rookie though. I might actually have to break a sweat tonight.” Roberts says sarcastically as she sits with her arms crossed.
“But Mila still isn’t posing any danger to me. Tonight you’re gonna get a glimpse of what I'm about to do to Nessie when I finally get my hands on that repulsive b*tch. But enough about ugly overrated sluts. First, I’m going to destroy Mila Kunis, in exactly 60 minutes from now, and aren’t you all lucky – every single one of you is invited to watch!"
Cocky smirk right back from Kunis’ corner, as the Consortium’s prize fighter rolls her eyes more than once whilst listening to Emma’s unfounded tirade at her expense.
“Looks like someone needs a reminder in humility. You already got yourself wrecked by the likes of Jessica Lowndes, Emma freakin’ Watson, and not to mention, Vanessa herself, and suddenly, little weakling Roberts thinks she can do the impossible and beat me? I’m sorry, but what planet do you live on sis? Just because you managed a win over Kreuk back in April doesn’t make you my equal, Ems. I’ll prove that tonight when I lay you flat out on your ass.”
Tense staredown at the middle podium as both Kunis and Roberts continue to run their mouths off, pointing rude fingers at each other before shoving foreheads into each other’s. The confrontation looks like it might escalate into an all-out brawl when Emma roughly SHOVES Mila with two hands into her chest, daring her to make the second move. Kunis lunging forward immediately in a rage, but is held back by attentive ring officials, who separate both women just before things grow out of hand, before herding them back to their locker rooms backstage.
Later, in the arena, Roberts appearing first on stage, dipping her toe into the sea of cheers as the silver fireworks go off and the Doll emerges from their middle, dressed in her usual white/pink sports bra and fighting tights, with an elaborate brown mink coat draped gently over her shoulders. The blonde struts down the ramp with a devilish smirk on her face, as though knowing that this fight tonight will take her on the path to beating Vanessa Hudgens, once and for all. But first, of course, she has to get past a dangerous Mila Kunis, the HISC starlet breaking the darkness of the arena with a dark silhouette situated in front of blinding floodlights, her hands raised into the air as she suddenly spins around with a wide smile to the crowds. Kunis still in great fighting shape for someone closer to 40 than 30 herself, showing off those toned arms and midsection as she comes down the ramp in nothing else but a black crop top and frayed short denim shorts.
The referee calling this fight to action, motioning for both girls to come to the center and touch gloves, which of course doesn’t happen. Both women already locked and loaded in their fighting stances, in their respective corners, when the bell rings for this contest to begin! HERE we go with ten rounds of Flyweight action!
Emma making up for the shortfall of some of that craziness on her teammates’ behalf, rushing forward at the opening bell and starts to hound Mila with jabs galore. This is in contrast to her teammate, Avril Lavigne, who’s rumoured to be slowing down in her own fight tonight, in a sure-fire sign of her maturing as a boxer. Not so for Roberts, who’s perhaps fed the f*ck up about losing to top competition over and over again, and taking this rematch with Vanessa Hudgens that’s looming in the background a little more seriously. She asserts her dominance over Mila early, as though the HISC starlet has Nessa’s portrait pinned up onto her forehead, as she lands another flurry to the lips, Mila trying to fight back but receiving an overwhelming number of punches by contrast. Kunis perhaps realising the kind of fight she’s in for, with her opponent’s unjustified rage directed at herself just for being in her way of her eventual goal. Kunis manages to stay back a little more in the final minute, with both girls exchanging mutual shots to the face before the bell rings too early - the fans letting out a groan of disappointment for stopping this rapidly ramping action.
More of the same, with Emma wasting a lot of her early energy with these reckless charges forward. It has the desired effect though, with Kunis getting overwhelmed by her direct attacks to the arms and body, the aging consortium girl just not able to keep pace with her younger counterpart. Roberts gleefully slamming punches in, swiping at the arms and trying to break down the guard, then heading to the tummy when she doesn’t get her way, drawing loud OUMPHS from Kunis’ lips. Kunis however wrapping up her arms around Roberts’ chest late in the round, a last ditch attempt to avoid a complete shutout result. Roberts letting out a shout of outrage, Mila managing to shove her roughly backwards using her shoulders and hips, controlling the smaller girl with ease. This allows Kunis to catch her breath long enough - long enough to suddenly shove Roberts back by the shoulders, then SHOVE a shot into her cheek! Wicked gurgle from the Doll’s lips as she wasn’t expecting this kind of trench warfare!
Well, if Emma’s looking to beat Vanessa Hudgens eventually, she might as well learn to fight dirty. Roberts growling in anger as she charges towards Kunis for the third time this fight, intending to punish her for thinking she’s better. But this time, Mila ready for her, arms locked over her head and rest of the body hunched over to look small. She turtles a few more wild and unfocused swings from Roberts, who’s trying to crack open this coconut with nothing but her dull teeth. She therefore doesn’t see Mila’s upwards counter-swing comin’ till it’s too late - it SMACKS into the Doll’s chin from below, a painful-looking uppercut that shocks Emma to her core, pained look in her eyes as she struggles to register what just hit her, and from what f*cking angle. Another quick CHOP of Kunis’ left hand once again finds its mark, with Kunis now pushing her advantage by landing more hooks into the side of Emma’s body and head. The Doll letting out another loud yelp, stumbles backwards, covering up as best she can but at the same time, none at all. Kunis exploiting, seasoned vet that she is, picking her shots with precision as she redeems her honour with a wide round when the bell rings. So much for Roberts’ dreams of fighting dirty this time!
Roberts now on the defensive as Mila attacks her from various angles, more measured mode of warfare as the Consortium starlet weaves to her left or right before unexpectedly charging forward with more punches. Emma shocked and bothered as a result, can’t tell which direction her assailant’s gonna barrel into her before it’s too late. Roberts letting out a roar of frustration when another right glove slams into her lips without warning. She decides to go for scorched earth theory, CHARGES Mila right back, meaning to fight with fire! Kunis stunned as the same shower of rapid swings come her way, and the end result is both women are left trading stiff punches to each other’s bodies and arms in the center ring! Roberts however still hasn’t quite learned her lesson, arms flailing wildly to the side whilst Mila is the one keeping her elbows locked in and chugging, pushing Roberts backwards step by step with dull hup hup hup into the body. Roberts reduced to holding her bruised tummy with both hands once the bell rings, saving her from a potential knockdown this round but at what expense?
Both girls dead-even thus far, both taking some hard knocks but at the end of the day, neither willing to give up just yet. It’s only a matter of time before one girl breaks, and Kunis begins with the same fighting stance as before, her face half-hidden behind her gloves as she bends over and advances on Emma. Roberts powerless to stop the attacks in the first few seconds, moves backwards and jabs relentlessly at Mila’s arms like a punching bag, trying to find any kind of purchase. Kunis slow and steady, rocks Roberts with another one-two combination into the body, jerking the torso as Roberts tries to move out of harm’s way. Mila more ambitious, following the Doll every step of the way, doesn’t think she’s being led into a trap before it’s too late. Kunis already pulling back for a knockout swing when Roberts literally rushes forward, sending her own body CRASHING into Kunis’, fists primed and ready to slam into the consortium’s starlet’s body and chest easily. Normally, this wouldn’t work, but Mila is left too surprised by that sudden headbutt to the forehead and she’s effectively paralyzed for a good few seconds - just enough time for Roberts to send another hard hook straight into the side of her face! AND UGHH! Mila goes flying off her feet from that combination, landing with a loud THUD on the canvas! It’s the first KNOCKDOWN of the evening and it goes to our relentless aggressor!
Roberts letting out in a high-pitched shriek at the sight of Kunis lying sprawled beneath her feet, along the lines of: “Don’t you DARE get up!” But Mila still pushing herself slowly off her chest, the rest of the body under so much strain as she shakes her head, banishing the thoughts that she ain’t as good as someone like Emma Roberts (no offense), who continues to talk sh*t at Kunis all the way back to neutral corner. Referee hits the count of 9 and Mila’s still barely up on one foot - she lunges upward in a last-ditch attempt to keep her head above water, but still doesn’t make it, falling back down to her knees, looking absolutely crestfallen. The referee hits 10, shouting “YOU’RE OUT!” then starts waving his arms for the bell! It’s really over!
Official Decision: Emma Roberts defeats Mila Kunis via KO5!
This prestigious win might very well reinforce Emma’s already inflated ego, that cocky, I’m-better-than-thou attitude on full display tonight as she puts away a determined veteran like Mila Kunis herself. Emma expecting a win tonight and wanted to put on a show just to prove that she could. But everyone knows that she has her eyes set on a bigger prize (in her eyes).
Emma walking over to Kunis, who’s now lying flat on her back, chest heaving, head spinning and starring at the arena ceiling, perhaps waiting for her head to stop spinning.
But The Dollhouse ‘Ice Queen’ now towering over her, firmly planting one foot onto Mila’s chest. Roberts posing with her hands on her hips, cockily smiling for photographs and hoping that somewhere out there, a little challenger named Vanessa Hudgens is starting to doubt her chances of beating her again.
Finally bored of her opponent, Emma lifts her foot off of Mila, who lets out a groan before curling into a fetal position to defend herself from any further abuse. Roberts staring down at her handiwork, already imagining all the different ways she can punish Vanessa once she’s done with her. Emma then gesturing impatiently for the microphone to be brought into the ring, clearly intent on making more demands now that she’s gotten everyone eating out of her palms…
“That’s another worthless b*tch taken care of. Did you guys enjoy that?” Emma asking the fans, smiling wickedly. The reaction is overwhelmingly positive and a satisfied Roberts continues.
“Actually, that was a very silly question. How could you NOT enjoy me beating these sluts? I mean, look at this.” Emma pointing at the fallen Kunis, who is now being helped to her corner for further assistance by the HISC medical staff. “Its pathetic. And you all know who’s next right? This is NOTHING compared to what I’m going to do to you Nessie, N-O-T-H-I-N-G. Mark my freaking words!!!”
And with that, Emma dropping the mic to the mat with a loud THUD as the capacity crowd explodes in the arena. Roberts signaling to her Dollhouse crew with a wave of her hand as she exits the ring, her entourage following her behind closely all the way backstage as the Dollhous ‘Ice Queen’ earns herself another win in preparation for her ultimate showdown against Hudgens by the end of 2019.