Sylvie Meis vs Sara Jean Underwood Aug 31, 2019 0:21:03 GMT -6
Post by Lookout! Boxing on Aug 31, 2019 0:21:03 GMT -6
Sylvie Meis vs Sara Jean Underwood
(Foxfire Atlantic Boxing vs FCBA Independent)
(3-3, 3 KO vs 3-13, 3 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
Location: Tropicana Ibiza Beach Club, Spain
BEFORE: Dutch lingerie model Sylvie Meis returns to FCBA competition amid rumours she could be joining the Cougar Division line-up before too long as well: "Look, I've beaten someone as well-known as Kim Kardashian so I know my around this place! I'm in perfect shape unlike this glamour model Sara Jean Underwood! There's a huge difference between lingerie models like ME and genuine dancing hookers like HER! Watch me blow her boobs off! She's good enough for oil wrestling but not for pure boxing!" (laughs).
Meanwhile Sara Jean tries to shake off the "poor man's Kendra Wilkinson" label that has been following her for quite a while now: "Man, who is this stupid Dutch #### anyway? I bet she couldn't win a single oil wrestling match herself so she's jealous of my looks in first place! I get the drill. It's a win/win fight for both of us... or like win or you're out? Whatever! I know I can rearrange her face and may the better woman win! That's fine enough? Nope! I'm the better woman so I'm gonna WIN here tonight! Gawd, that sounded stupid!"
Sylvie Meis wears a green & black themed bandeau bikini & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a loose ponytail. Sara Jean Underwood wears a pink & yellow themed bikini & black gloves. Long blonde hair with bangs tied in a curled ponytail. Both fighters are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Sara is guilty of some ring rust as she kicks more sand than actual Dutch flesh with her gloves and pays a lofty price for this sluggish start. Sylvie just tees off upstairs and lands quick punches in close range that wobble the American almost too easily for the Ibiza crowd to fully get behind the one-sided drill. Hell, maybe these folks expected a genuine oil wrestling match between the two after all? Nevermind, Sylvie reels the stubborn and very sluggish foe back to the ropes and connects with her jugs just to test out the younger blonde's resistance at the precious area. Sara soaks it all up with mere single-hand response but she only bounces off the top of Meis' forehead like she's never been in a proper beach boxing brawl and remains under repeated Dutch barrage for remainder of the round. Sylvie plugs her in the gut and keeps trapped butt-in-ropes while scoring easy punches for the judges while Underwood basically bounces off everything but the fellow model's flesh. Huh! C'mon, gurl! You can do better than that!
Oh yes, Sara Jay can do better as she beats the Dutch veteran for pace and dings her on the jaw to trigger a feisty leather rush that bounces off Sylvie's pretty face repeatedly during the opening minute. More luck than is deserved - maybe - but a quick gut shot makes Meis gurgle and Underwood lights it up with a good blast downstairs that stays just above the waist line. No more foxy boxing crap - Sara has exposed Sylvie's biggest weakness almost by accident and goes in HARD!! That's hard for her standards and she's competent enough to bump the older blonde onto the ropes where she drills the belly button and forces the Dutch model into a lenghty clinch. She doesn't get a call from the ref so Sylvie bides her time before a right-on-right slam almost knocks both women down! Sylvie uses the brief delay to escape from the ropes and Sara just can't close her down anymore afterwards.
More wild swinging from Underwood who lands a good shot on the lips but she's far removed from rearranging Sylvie's face so the back & forth continues as more sand gets kicked with Sara in particular looking to establish good control in mid-range. She grazes the Dutchwoman's flesh with a lot of contact but not enough raw power and taunts her verbally to force a tactical mistake or whatever else possible. Meis circles around her and stays on the back foot - maybe still feeling her ribs sore - but she eventually jumps forward and clashes with the American in jug-to-jug contact where Sara takes over the rapid fire action. She plugs Meis in the gut and bends her sideways before dropping a good hook on the lips that begin to swell come the final minute. Sylvie is upset but fails to land her haymaker and gets outworked by Sara who doesn't hit it hard enough but still on target come the last slugging exchange of the round.
If Sylvie wants that Cougar Division invitation she needs to really put the hammer down here as Sara scampers across the sand and seeks a proper knockdown but she rushes in too much and when she misses with her initial delivery, Meis counters her from the inside and whacks the boobs instead. Ugh! Sara plays hero ball with another wild swing but maybe she's truly a poor man's version of Kendra Wilkinson as she gets whacked on the nose with a quick hook and gets bundled towards the ropes when Sylvie rips a midsection harpoon rally thereafter. Sylvie tears it downstairs and Sara sags on the ropes like a ragged blonde she's been most of her career. She tries to swing back but finds the Dutchwoman's shoulders rather than her face and gets drilled around the liver area which makes her gurgle for support. Sylvie shuts her down with a nasty uppercut on the jaw and beats her for one last right-on-right than nails the wilting American on the temple... DOWN GOES UNDERWOOD!!! Sara simply collapses on her backside in the corner and rolls to her right unable to shake off the knockdown daze... the count reaches five before she makes a half-hearted effort to get up but it proves too much for her and she collapses back down on the sand as Sylvie Meis walks away with a KO4 victory!!!
AFTER: Sylvie twerks some booty in the center of the ring and she can still raise some noise on these beaches! Cougar Division or not, she's tailor-made for beach boxing action and she knows it. Yeah, the punching resistance is somewhat suspect - especially when aimed at her slender body - but that's nothing compared to absolutely dismal display from her opponent. Sara Jean just can't take a proper drive anymore and folded like Kendra Wilkinson's back-up tent when she was leading the way and poised to dump Sylvie into serious trouble. Some girls only look good when they throw punches but Sara Jean just doesn't have the spirit to recover when she's the one getting smacked around. Sad but true regardless of her luscious presence that could book her a lifelong career in oil wrestling on countless cruise ships around the world.
Official Result: Sylvie Meis def. Sara Jean Underwood KO4.