Elodie Frege vs Nicole Scherzinger Aug 31, 2019 0:02:21 GMT -6
Post by Lookout! Boxing on Aug 31, 2019 0:02:21 GMT -6
Elodie Frege vs Nicole Scherzinger
(Latin Union vs Lioness Club of America)
(8-40, 6 KO vs 28-27, 22 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
Location: Waimea Bay, Hawaii
BEFORE: "I didn't come all the way down here to suffer yet another loss! Hell, it's her ass that's on fire right now!", even Elodie Frege has heard all the rumours about Nicole Scherzinger being literally one slip-up away from losing her job with the Lioness Club of America. No excuses anymore, this is the ultimate test as coach Claudia Schiffer confirms during the build-up. A loss at home to Elodie frickin' Frege - she of twelve consecutive defeats dating back to March 2017 and utterly dismal 8-40 overall record - and the axe will indeed fall on the Hawaiian stunner.
Nicole tries to fend off the wolves at her gate - or more like her beach - and claims the press will eat their own pencils after tonight since Elodie Frege is a walking bye like you ever saw on. Mind you, it's 2019 so the press hardly uses pencils anymore but WHO CARES?? The fans gathered on the iconic beach want to see their Beach Boxing Queen win and the odds are truly stacked against the French tourist even though Nicky's own record is barely above .500.
Elodie Frege wears a light blue bikini set & red gloves. Strikingly red hair tied in a curled ponytail. Nicole Scherzinger wears a white bikini set & black gloves. Raven-black hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Both fighters are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.
Nicole charges through the sand and secures the easy connection with Elodie's midsection as the tourist is simply overwhelmed by the entire concept and struggles to adjust to the high-octane attack. Yep, Nicky's going for the kill because she can and she drops hup.. hup.. hup off Frege's abs. But the French singer refuses to go down and lands a big strike on the nose that briefly wobbles the brunette back before the thumping around the redhead's belly resumes. Elodie takes a bounce and tries to hang back in mid-range but Nicky tracks her all the way down to the corner and lands more cruel shots which make the attending crowd think it's really all gonna be over soon.
Frege is too spooked to make a proper run at the charging brunette and settles into obstruction, she clinches the older woman so heavily the ref is fed up with it very quickly indeed but Elodie actually sticks some punches downstairs to frustrate the local favorite. Nicole bumps her off but suddenly goes haywire with her precision and allows the tourist to bounce around on the sand like it's a sparring session. Elodie stretches those legs and catches the annoyed foe on top of the forehead with a late swinging recovery before she digs one deep on the belly button to make Scherzinger groan in pain at the bell.
Nicole's really upset over that second round but she just doesn't have enough mobility to trap the otherwise reeling redhead anymore and rides a frustrating prowl that nets her nothing but artistic value of her opponent's futility. She's not gonna punish her with that prowl, folks and she knows it while Frege is just happy to run around the area in pure avoidance. Does she even land a punch here? Yep, a grand total of four during three minutes but hey, it's not a frickin' reality show and someone needs to tell Elodie that! Loud jeering at the bell as Nicky wants a word with the ref about Elodie's crazy tactics.
"Gonna fight now or what?", Nicole steams ahead with the jabbing pounce and hey, look! Elodie wants to dig some into that Hawaiian midriff again! Both vets actually clash heads in the center of the ring but while Frege makes the loudest groan it's Nicole's eye that suffers from visible swelling as the round goes on. Whatever, she's gonna drop her onto the sand in no time! Nicoe charges downstairs and slowly backs the tourist into the corner again before Elodie swings one... and misses... Nicole bursts into her tummy and wants to shove her through the ropes outright to draw loud cheers from the crowd but then Elodie has enough of that... she digs an elbow into Nicky's chest and slams her on the jaw to halt the Hawaiian charge... what's more, she drills the fellow singer's chest and drives herself off the trap to pound Scherzinger backwards into the center of the ring. What is going on? Nicole's taking hits on the jaw like crazy and sinks on jelly-looking knees before Frege SLAMS a left cross on the previously swollen eye TO SEND THE LOCAL FAVORITE CRASHING ONTO HER BACKSIDE!!! You gotta be kiddin' me!!! Clock runs out when the count reaches six and Nicole is truly saved by the bell but it's all gone awfully quiet around the place now!
BOOM!!! Elodie Frege rains on the Hawaiian sure thing parade as she lands a wicked - how crazy that sounds - punch on Nicole's jaw to blow ALL of her confidence away seconds into the fifth... the beach boxing queen, the vet presence, the LCA contract and her legacy... everything goes up in smoke when the French tourist smokes the Hawaiian's best with a rather routine looking punch that sends the brunette into mental disarray... Nicole almost bursts into tears but nope, she's gonna hold on... wait... no... ah, forget it! Frege NAILS her across the nose and allthough it's a soft landing, it's like a back-breakinf feeling that you hear when you realize you'e officially DONE as a valid contender... gatekeeper, frickin' journeywoman even... SCHERZINGER GOES DOWN ON HER BACK and her pride and spirit are broken more than her body... Elodie Frege has pulled the KO5 Upset on the road!!
AFTER: The End...
For immediate release:
The Lioness Club of America regrets to announce that Nicole Scherzinger's contract with the organization has been terminated on August 31st, 2019. Despite our best efforts we can no longer provide Ms Scherzinger the perfect opportunity to continue her career as a member of our organization. We wish her the best of luck in future endeavours and hopefully we can meet on neutral grounds to settle any potential strictly boxing dispute.
We officially announce an open competition for a spot on the Lioness Club of America roster. Details will be provided in the upcoming weeks. Every single FCBA free agent can apply for the competiton but we reserve the right to dismiss any application based on previous career record - both on & off the boxing ring.
Official Result: Elodie Frege def. Nicole Scherzinger KO5.