Post by Lookout! Boxing on Aug 30, 2019 23:38:00 GMT -6
Sandra Kubicka vs Bar Refaeli
(Poland vs Israel)
(3-1, 3 KO vs 15-22-3, 13 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
Location: Maafushi Beach, Maldives Islands
BEFORE: "It's time to raise the fookin' Bar, people!", Sandra Kubicka arrives in the Maldives archipelago full of confidence but also chasing a validation among her peers following two wins against allegedly subpar competition earlier this year. This being said Bar Refaeli has been accused of being a shell of her former self and enters the beach boxing PPV on the heels of four straight losses. However she has enough experience to cause trouble for any arrogant upstart like Kubicka so we could still witness a proper vintage performance from the Sports Illustrated vet tonight!
Sandra Kubicka wears a pink cut out hip open swimsuit & white gloves. Long dyed blonde hair in loose waves. Bar Refaeli wears a navy blue bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair in loose waves. Both fighters are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.
Round 1:
Bar just doesn't think this particular model will cause her any trouble here and engages in almost foxy boxing like half-hearted drill before Sandra WHACKS her on the jaw with a boomin' right hand that reels the veteran on the spot. What the...
Sandra tears into the stunned opponent's face and knocks her head back in regular fashion during the opening minute while Bar just can't do anything about it and gets glued to the ropes where she soaks up more ridiculous punishment! One-sided hammer & tongs rally from the Polish blonde who uses Bar's face as target practice and quickly tears a small gash over the left eye but she still wants more! Refaeli tries to swing back amid loud squeals but barely finds her range and eats more hooks on the jaw while sinking on her knees and if you could dig a hole in the sand, Bar would be buried top to bottom given the pasting Sandra gives her! Left, right and fookin' center, it's all crashing off Bar's face who stumbles to the side at the bell quite frankly lucky enough not to suffer a broken bone here! Damn, gurl!!!Round 2:
Sandra rolls into action as Bar wanders around the ring like a drunken sailor and just can't lay a finger - or like a glove - on the rampant youngster. Kubicka takes her face for another brutal ride and begins to add cuts & bruises with almost every punch landed to the point Bar is truly a shell of her former Ice Queen self and all that... just a one-sided beating for the ages with Sandra in blood hunt mode.. and there we have it, Bar's nose begins to leak red paint as she sags on the ropes and is battered into a standstill... she drops her gloves on the breasts but Sandra doesn't want a jug muggin' test, she wants to shut the fellow blonde's lights out and following another vicious left/right combo on the nose, Bar checks out and appears to be knocked out on her feet... One last cross on the jaw and Bar heads south, crashing face-first onto the sand. Don't bother with the count, it's KO2 Sandra Kubicka in Beatdown of the Night fashion!!!
AFTER: "Hah! I raised the fookin' Bar or what?", Sandra kicks sand over the fallen blonde's back and then does the damn sand angel of all things herself. "She's gawd damn wasted now! I think I retired this bytch once and for all?", the Polish model simply can't be held back on her arrogance anymore but she has every right to celebrate this emphatic victory before she heads back to native country to perform on Dancing With The Stars latest edition coming your way next month. "Joanna Krupa still has THE brand over here but I'm THE next best Top Model... make that Top Boxer now. It's frickin' official!"
No word on Refaeli's status when the coverage concludes but this must be the most bitter pill to swallow for the SI veteran of them all. Can she even remotely recover from this horrific beatdown anymore?
Official Result: Sandra Kubicka def. Bar Refaeli KO2.