Emma Roberts versus Sammi Hanratty

BEFORE:
It’s Emma’s first appearance since that disastrous confrontation with her (still) hated nemesis, Vanessa Hudgens, and we’ve got to give the Doll some credit for showing her face in public only a month after that humiliating evening. It speaks to her character, resolve, willpower and we suppose a little of Roberts’ thirst for revenge as she continues to plot her enemies’ downfall.

“Let's make something very clear before I begin” She stares at the crowd of reporters sitting beyond the stage at the pre-fight press conference. “I'm here to talk about this….RAT that I’m fighting tonight, and ONLY her. I WILL NOT address that hideous monster who won by a freaking fluke, after 10 rounds of me wrecking her and knocking her ass down TWICE. Anybody dumb enough to even MENTION that repulsive cow will be thrown out of this room, am I being clear?” Roberts says as she cowers the entire press pool into silence and nods in unison.

“Now, as for Sammi the rat, or the 'Rat sl*t', as I prefer calling her, this talentless whore made a HUGE mistake accepting my challenge. I am still ROYALLY pissed after what happened last month, and what better way to make me forget about it for a bit than to destroy a smug, overrated sl*t like Sammi?”

“She thinks she's tough because she won a match against me three years ago, when I had no management and barely any official training? Does ANYONE find that impressive?” Roberts pauses, and the room is dead silent. “Sammi, you dared humiliate and throw me out of the ring three years ago, you brainless b*tch. Unfortunately for you, I'm way better than you at boxing now, and tonight, I'm going to END your irrelevant boxing career, Rat sl*t!”.

That tirade of Emma's certainly revealing a lot about her inner thoughts. For starters, the fact that Roberts is definitely still bitter towards her enemies of old, and of course we’re not naming any names specifically… but come on. If it’s any consolation, Sammi Hanratty, fresh from her impressive win over Wilkinson less than a week ago, paying no attention to Emma’s rant the entire time she’s seated at the opposite end of the table, busy checking out her nails and glancing left and right, as though her mind’s somewhere else entirely.

“Oh, I’m sorry, were you finished?” Sammi saying, then smiling innocently in Roberts’ direction after an unnatural silence passes in the hall. “Words were coming out of that mouth of yours, like…diarrhea - and you wonder why even Hudgens couldn’t stand your scrawny-ass face? Listen, b*tch, when you’re done yapping over there, I’d say let’s just go and do this thing. You’re a whiny, weak little b*tch, and you’ll probably last about as long as your friend Hayley did. I’ll be happy to mop up Vanessa’s leftovers and humiliate you even WORSE than last time. Come at me b*tch!”

Ohhh boy, Sammi doing the unthinkable by mentioning Emma’s nemesis, and Roberts’ reddened face says it all: mixture of both embarrassment, anger and all out rage as she scraps her chair backwards and shrieks at Sammi from across the table.

“You’re freaking DEAD, you no-talent RAT!!”

Girls make ready to start this boxing match right here and now, but are thankfully held back by their respective corners, then escorted from the room. Summarily, the rest of the press room start breathing easy again.

Fight time comes around and both girls’ entrances are as loud as they are extravagant. Tensions are running high in the arena, as much as a couple going into their divorce settlement, only these two girls were never friends to begin with. Roberts out first, standing on the ramp with arms raised and a serious b*tch-face, looking spectacularly good for someone who recently got banged up pretty bad, in her pink sports bra and white fighting-tights and matching pink/white gloves. Her now brunette hair looking sleek and shiny in a tight ponytail as Emma stands still, taking in the cheers of the crowd for a few moments, before striding down the ramp and making her way to the ring accompanied by the Dollhouse entourage including Carmen Electra and Kristanna Loken.

Sammi out next and not to be outdone, smiling widely as she struts down the ramp in a blue bikini and matching blue gloves, white towel robe covering most of the skin for now, looking like she’s on her way to the freakin’ beach for a session of sunbathing. Later in the ring, Hanratty removes the robe to much hooting and tooting from the crowd, taking a lap around the wave and give each and every fan a good look at that fit figure Sammi has been cultivating. But the young blonde is drawing just as many glares from Roberts’ corner as these two continue to try and upstage each other.

Anyways, let’s get this fight started, shall we? Referee calls for the bell to DING and HERE we go with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
Emma looking to dictate the pace of the action early, using the same aggressive tactics she employed against Hudgens in that fight. But while the early rounds of that bout were characterised by an all-out, free-for-all catfight, here, Roberts seems to have learnt her lesson, employing a hit-and-run strategy as she tags Sammi’s face with jabs before scooting the hell outta the way of her return fire. Sammi growling with frustration whenever this happens, taking big swings at Roberts but failing to capture her attention fully. It’s definitely a good strategy for the Doll, who doesn’t wish to brawl in close quarters with the bulkier, more muscled Sammi. But still, Hanratty ain’t a top-tiered Flyweight for naught either. She times a late hook precisely enough for it to catch Roberts on her arms, rattling and making her wince in shock as Sammi goes to overtime in the final seconds. She slams as many jabs as she can back into Roberts’ face, then crashes another dull hook into the side of her head, which Emma absorbs with another loud grunt before again high-tailing it clear outta there, allowing the final seconds to drift down to nothing. Well, it’s certainly a mixed bag for both these girls right from the very start of this fight.

ROUND 2:
For sure, this here’s the kind strategy that makes Emma shine! None of that reckless charging at her opponent based on a rollercoaster of emotions or impulsiveness (well, less of that, at least). Emma keeps herself moving backwards, stunning Sammi in the face repeatedly as she decides to push her own lead. Hanratty should be taking a page out of her opponent’s book to stop brazenly running headfirst into danger. Emma keeping herself one step ahead being one step literally behind Sammi, and all Hanratty can is lunge forward hoping to score another hook to the Doll’s face. But alas, she’s not going to hit the jackpot twice. Last minute of the round and Roberts lands another two jabs straight into the lips, then almost folds Sammi in half when an opportunity for a low, side-swinging hook to her tummy presents itself. The round ends with Sammi glaring at Roberts through gritted teeth, vowing revenge for actually taking a round from her.

ROUND 3:
This spells good news if Roberts manages to keep her advantage. Sammi seen adapting though in the very first minute, perhaps on the instruction of her own team that has advised her to hang back as well and bait Emma to come inwards. But Roberts too smart for that, continues circling her from afar, then landing more jabs to her face like it’s a whack-a-mole session. This makes Sammi even more irritated, agitated at having to sit completely still like a lame duck getting hammered from all sides, suddenly SURGES forward and starts swinging wild punches at Emma’s head. Roberts however anticipating the young blonde’s impatience somewhat, takes a weave here and there to manage to avoid her damage. But Emma’s body still is taking a pounding as Sammi gets in close and goes for the next best thing instead. Unfortunately for her, Emma has the same idea, sending a hook CRASHING into her ear and sending Sammi’ shell-shocked face stunned and battered to one side. She’s looking hella dazed, ladies and gents, and Emma’s follow-up uppercut into the chin effectively SEALS THE DEAL for the Doll, as Sammi CRUMPLES to the canvas right at the position where she was standing! Good lord - an early knockdown for the Doll, and in such convincing fashion! Referee counting out loud as Sammi struggles trying to get off her back whilst shaking the throbbing pain in her face, but try as she might, Sammi doesn’t seem to know where the f*ck she is, falling back down to the canvas even as the referee runs past the 10-count and waves this fight over!

Official Decision: Emma Roberts defeats Sammi Hanratty via KO3!

AFTER:
A BIG win secured tonight for Emma Roberts, as she bounces right back from last month’s unfortunate result, proving she is undoubtedly part of the FCBA’s Flyweight elite as she dispatches Hanratty without breaking a sweat tonight. “Too. freaking. EASY!” the victorious ‘Ice Queen’ sneers to no one in particular, but curiously, the Doll doesn’t look like she’s in a celebratory mode. Instead, she takes one spiteful look at the defeated blonde across the ring, Sammi having since recovered enough to sit on her corner stool and get berated by her own trainer for being foolhardy. Roberts however couldn’t care less, quickly removing her own gloves in a practiced, swift motion, and then rushing over to Sammi’s corner and BODY SLAMMING herself into the hapless girl’s. Roberts screaming obscenities into Sammi’s dazed face, before whipping her to the floor with her fingers lodged in blonde tresses. Emma gleefully stomping viciously all over Sammi’s body, all the while continuing to chant out loud:

"You dumb! Talentless! Useless! RAT SL*T! Who the f*ck’s better now, b*tch?!”.

Jumping on top of the squirming girl, Emma quickly straddles the weakened 23 year old and grabs onto Sammi’s hair with both hands, screaming down into her face: “SLEEP, b*tch!”
And with that, Emma reaching down and wrapping both hands around Sammi’s throat, then pressuring downwards, enjoying the growing squirms of Sammi and her loud gurgles as her air supply is suddenly caught off. Somebody better do something, because Roberts is choking Hanratty to death in the middle of the ring!!!

Thankfully, the ring officials quickly intervene to stop this potential murder, laying their hands on Emma from behind and dragging the little murderess kicking and screaming from Sammi's semi-lifeless body.

"NEVER mess with me again, got it?!? Or else you’re f*cking DEAD Rat-sl*t!" is Emma’s final words towards her defeated opponent as security drag her to her own corner, .

Roberts getting pacified by Carmen Electra in the corner, her eyes still shooting to Sammi every so often, who’s now getting herself checked over by medics, but seems to be still very much alive to Emma’s regret. Without a way to continue her torture, however, Emma instead demands a microphone and walks to the center of the ring. “Take this sl*t to her corner, I’m speaking here.” Emma barks at the medics who quickly drag Sammi away from the center of the ring to make room.

The crowd quiets down as the victorious brunette begins speaking to the microphone.

“Hope you enjoyed my win tonight….” The crowd cheers in agreement. “I’m glad. She’s lucky. 10 more seconds and I would have ENDED that rat for good. You don’t wanna mess with me." Emma actually allowing herself a mini-smirk for the first time tonight.

“But the truth is…I’m BORED of fighting talentless sluts like Hanratty, Collins, Mendes….I belong to the flyweight elite and I’ve proven that, time and time again. I am the best Dollhouse flyweight and I deserve a title shot. And I WILL get one, right after Kristen is done with her well-deserved reign. That can wait. “ Emma pauses as the crowd cheers.

“But you know what CANNOT wait?“ She continues suddenly, silencing the crowd.

“Nessie, you disgusting SKANK!” Oh dear, the arena goes absolutely wild here as Roberts mentions her arch-nemesis.

“You had to drag yourself off the mat TWICE. It took you 10 freaking rounds to put me down. And everybody knows you just got lucky. Everybody. Well…We all get lucky sometimes. But guess what? you’re all out of luck, whore. You thought I was just going to…DISAPPEAR? You THOUGHT you have ended my career? Is that a JOKE?!?!”

“Oh, I am SO far from done!” Roberts shouts into the microphone, sending her fans into a total frenzy!

“I want a rematch, and I want it NOW, you hideous, uneducated, piece of trash. The more you make me wait, the more you will regret it once I finally get my revenge on your fat ass. Consider your options carefully, Nessie, I am not f*cking playing games……ANY….….LONGER!”

And with that, BAM! Roberts drops the microphone onto the canvas, causing a loud noise to ripple throughout the arena. The crowd may have had their ears damaged, but you wouldn’t know it when they go absolutely wild as the ‘Ice Queen’ vacates the ring and calmly heads backstage with her entourage in tow.

Seems like Emma Roberts is nowhere near done despite what Vanessa Hudgens would want the world to believe. This should definitely be interesting going forward, as Vanessa will surely have to respond… sooner or later. All we can do is wait, but we have a feeling this rivalry is going to provide us with many more exciting moments by the time it is all over. We can hardly wait!